Friday, December 31, 2010

New Year's Message 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If a political leader or a scientist is unpopular that means it is very difficult to understand his or her decisions or theories that means he or she is silly...

I don't want to have the power to make silly decisions... Thank you!

Happy New Year to everyone!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Eternity And Wonders

Ladies and Gentlemen,

From the astrophysical perspective, if an object doesn't fall into another object then it must orbit the first object... For example, if a coffee cup doesn't fly directly to me then it must orbit me - despite of standing on the coffee table... O.k., the mass attraction between me and a coffee cup is very little and therefore the coffee cup doesn't need a too high speed to orbit me - but it has to orbit me... It even defeats the obstacle and the resistance of the coffee table that brakes its motion... (Of course, the table must orbit me at a much higher speed...)

So everything in the world orbits everything else (collisions and crashes are quite seldom I think) - I can only imagine this if everything is not only matter but a wave, too... Because waves result from a revolving motion and an additional vector which comes in our case from gravity that holds objects together... Waves can unite and strenghten each other, they can also collide and change and extinguish each other and they can cross each other's way, too - so that I think every occurance can be explained by them about the objects of the world orbiting all other objects...

Now if all objects in the world (and not only the particles of light) are waves, too then we must be quite close to eternity and to wonders - because pure energy (of the waves) doesn't ever get lost, only transforms as we know it...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Solution For Everything

Ladies and Gentlemen,

An atom and elementary particles, respectively have got everything that it takes to travel at the speed of light: they are turning around themselves, they have got an electric charge etc. - that is much energy, still they are stationary... Thank God, because this is how our stable world can be built up in an order and without chaos...

However we have got the feeling more and more often that it was also good to build spaceships that can fly faster than the speed of light and to travel to new planets and civilizations... The question is how can you communicate additional energy and intelligence to atoms and elementary particles, respectively so that they speed up to a comfortable interstellar cruising pace? I think the solution is within neutrinos: they have got the necessary energy, speed and intelligence to get the atoms of a space ship mobile - without distructing the structures that are built up of stable atoms... Because neutrinos are as polite as not to destroy or to change anything that comes in their way - they would really only communicate and give energy and data to the atoms...

So let us produce neutrinos in cyclotrons and let us give them to objects... For first let us make experiments on cats after all: "Kitty, kitty - zumm..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Occultism

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I know as much about neutrinos (short form: nutrinos) that they come from the Sun or they are a part of other cosmic radiations, they are as fast as the light but they don't react with matter - that means they speed through everything, most likely also the scientific equipments that you use to observe nuclear particles and reactions... That is why neutrinos can be observed the best inside of mountains where there can be no other radiation than that of neutrinos...

Now if these elementary particles are strange for physicists then they effect on something after all: on the brain of these scientists... As they are exciting and mysterious; they react with the mind and the consciousness of humans... By using (or just ignoring) most of their scientific instruments...

So you can say that neutrinos differ from conventional elementary particles by containing - what we call in everyday life - intelligence... So to say neutrinos might be sly... Once again: they reach the scientists' brain and affect on it by being exciting and strange... However intelligence can only originate from living creatures: animals, humans or God - as far as we know...

If there are so called "supernatural" recognitions then it is also possible that they are caused by neutrinos affecting on our brains in everyday terms... Dreams, intuitions and other unconscious reactions... Because neutrinos seem to be intelligent and they seem to be able to affect on our brain... (Light + intelligence = neutrino?)

Please don't give this little bit of a theory any names! Thank you!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Wonders Of Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A few thoughts of mine about life:

a) LIFE DEFEATS GRAVITY - it is obvious that animals and humans defeat gravity: they can stand up and run and fly, even into space; and let's say that plants belong to animals and humans as their stable parts that turn sunlight, water and minerals into sugar so that plants are a part of life's defeating gravity, too;
b) LIFE IS STRONGER THAN THE RAY OF LIGHT - because light destroys everything except for life to which it even contributes in many ways; that means that life stores more energy than light - it must be also faster than light in some respects;
c) LIFE MEANS A QUICKER TIME - because changes happen in living things faster than in lifeless things: e.g. a human being changes much quicker than the mighty and nearly eternal Sun...

Is it possible that such a mighty occurance as life has got no radiation on its own? I mean a mightier radiation than all electromagnetic waves... (If life had no radiation then it would explode because of its growing inner energy...)

The mercy of the Lord Jesus Christ be with us!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Success Guide For Brokers December 30th 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Caution! This is only a theory!

Well, after you invested your money into "automatic" and comfortable and secure investment products you are tempted by crude oil again...

a) You have got only little money left to invest - you don't risk too much by hand-made daytrade;
b) however you can boost your incomes - so that you have more money to invest;
c) and this way you can intensify the life on the stock exchange - slowly and carefully...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Wolfinger-Boeing Tax December 30th 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Furthermore I would suggest that the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax only gets paid by the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families once every hundred years - at a measure determined at the given time...

I deem this arrangement necessary because social diversification also has to remain alive...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

De-Frost Wintertires For Motorbikes

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have the following idea: you could make sporty, affordable and environmentally friendly motorbikes suitable for the winter by heating the tires... There are heating wires in all rear windscreens of all cars - you could heat the wintertires of motorcycles in a similar way... The tires should radiate as much heat that they should not run on snow or ice but on water... On the other hand the rubber shouldn't be warmer than on summer days... The whole defrosting process should be regulated by a computer therefore...

Of course, you could de-ice the road before automobiles as well the same way: by heating up their tires by built-in heating wires...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Luxury Shuttle Aircraft Concepts

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My Team and me have also prepared concepts for Luxury Shuttle Aircraft that are planned to fly on a schedule... They could connect all continents, provide with luxury and a high capacity at the same time...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Airbus A380 Flying Palace

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My Team and me have also prepared the concept of an Airbus A380 Flying Palace... The Super First Class Cabins are meant for scientific staff among others...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Airbreathing Rocket Engine

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Hypersonic never goes out of style either... The for a hypersonic jet necessary airbreathing rocket engines function in quite a simple way... First the aircraft is boosted to approx. twice of the speed of the sound so that really much air flows through the narrow entrance opening of the airbreathing rocket engine - that means it gets even faster, thin and hot... In this hot air you can inject hydrogen and then it burns on the exhaust side of the airbreathing rocket engine like in a space rocket and propels the aircraft to approx. ten times of the speed of the sound...

You can find this description of hypersonic travelling at many other places in the web, too... I would only like to remark that the admirable Concorde was a development of the 1960's and 1970's and development can't really happen backwards... That means supersonic aircraft cannot disappear or they cannot be smaller and slower either... What's more hypersonic jets should be produced one day, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 777 - Next Generation With 4 Jet Engines

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As interest emerged for a wide-bodied airplane with 4 jet engines I have drawn a sketch with 2 additional engine exhausts - still in the fuselage...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 777 - Next Generation

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I was also wondering how you could use the space over the cabin of a wide-bodied jetliner like the Boeing 777 e.g. The idea of the Ecoliner was born so that another flight deck was placed over the main cabin level of the B777... My idea is to place the two engines of the B777 (or comparable ones) in the space above the flight deck of the B777 (with noise reduction, of course) - this would result in less drag (because of the missing engines on the wings), a lower fuel consumption and a longer range...

I ask myself if it was possible to make such a Boeing 777 - Next Generation with integrated jet engines sonic or supersonic by a few simple aerodynamic modifications?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Above The Sun

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have been contemplating for long about what there may be above the Sun that means when we leave the plane of the planets of the Solar System and rise beyond it... I have got three ideas for the circumstances that may exist above the Sun:

a) LESS GRAVITY (as the planets attract each other as well they force each other on one common plane - where there are no planets there must be less mass attraction, too);
b) a HIGHER SPEED OF LIGHT (we have seen that obstacles such as gravity force light in an orbit - that is why it has got a constant speed; without obstacles and at less resistance, light must be able to spread faster, too);
c) a HIGHER SPEED OF TIME (if we accept that everything comes from the light - not only in theological terms but in terms of nuclear physics as well then the higher speed of light means that everything happens faster; as time is also a result of comparisons such as all physical quantities quicker happenings mean that time passes also quicker than on the plane of the planets and of gravity, respectively)...

So above the Sun there might be a very interesting environment indeed...

As far as I can remember a space buggy was sent to Jupiter and then from there over the Sun in the 90's - I haven't heard about it yet since then... It must be a long journey for sure... However you could study similar conditions to those above the Sun above the Earth as well...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Brawn

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You may think that you cannot really use a universal kitchen chopper - as you don't have so many babies in your household and you can still chew everything... However I have got many ideas for making delicious meals of chopped meat or vegetables:

a) if you pour a sauce on them you get a salad and if you give jelly to them you get aspic;
b) you can also mix the chopped meat and the vegetables with paste and then you can cook dumplings (serve them best in bouillon);
c) you can stuff pork bellies with the chopped raw food and then you can roast them;
d) if you chop fruit you can try to make jam or ice cream of it...

And so on... Have a nice meal!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental SkyLoft

My Little Office (A Personal Message)

Dear Sir Captain,

Your little office has not disappeared but it has been united with other little offices and can be used as a little auditorium now (for 20 persons)... The business class seating still allowes personal conversations as well... A stronghold of science and research, sir!

"I think this is confidential..." But this is still an artist's concept of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Splash

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In preparation: the world's smallest indoor swimming-pool with countercurrent machine... It won't be the combination of bathtub, shower and swimming pool...

But a full-size water-bed of which cover you can take off... Don't be afraid, your stomach is not going to reach the bottom of the pool - due to the strong countercurrent...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Pleasure On The Table

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Do you like water vacuum-cleaners? Then you will love this foldable table as well...

Have you got obstacles in the middle of your living room? Get rid of them and use the Table Mate...

Table Mate means more space, higher functionality and more fun...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A possible floor plan for the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP (artist's concept):

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Fancy Clublife

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You can join and/or follow my Club Of Awfully Well Educated Boys on Facebook...

Facebook

Welcome!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Project For Cutting Costs

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have come to the following insights:

a) I have got only very few enemies and they are only temporarily sick people - bodyguards are superflous;
b) bored bodyguards are a very bad and dangerous society to everyone;
c) I only want to employ soldiers who are also scientifically active...

Therefore I'd like to quit the contract of the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula Families with the U.S. Military as soon as possible... This should be my contribution to the development of the relationship of the Military and the Royalty...

I do not care about the emotions of servicemen towards me and my family members - servicemen should have as many friends as we and they should work scientifically as much as we and then they would also feel better...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, December 24, 2010

Holiday Greetings

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let the light of the Lord Jesus Christ guide the World, let it shine in our hearts and let it create Heaven on Earth...

Merry Christmas, Berta!
Merry Christmas, Children!
Merry Christmas, Friends!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

"Daddy's Absolute Lack Of Interest"

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Facing the new developments in science I do not care anymore whether hydrogen is made of water, of natural gas or of biogas... I still prefer the dissociation of water because it is such a simple physical reaction - however it is also true that you shouldn't throw away hydrogen that can be created from natural gas or biogas either...

One more remark: If the avarage temperature of Planet Earth is 14 degrees C then this means that our planet is a sunshiny planet, too - the greenhouse effect cannot be responsible for everything; don't believe it... If there is not enough sunshine then you cannot reflect anything either...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

1001 Fairy Tales

Ladies and Gentlemen,

So good coffee tastes like a donut...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Nothing But A Nice Cup Of Tea

Ladies and Gentlemen,

So you dislike coffee? However coffee tastes good with just much sugar already... Milk only increases the experince of taste... Just like children drink it in the kindergarten: coffee with much sugar and milk...

I used to dislike honey when I was a boy but Winnie-the-Pooh changed my mind...

Enjoy your coffee!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Cappuccino

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let me explain the essence of a cappuccino to those who need this explanation... You have got simple black coffee (with sugar so that it is not bitter but enjoyable) in a coffee cup... In a glass you have got fresh and cold milk (the milk has to be like this otherwise the miracle won't function) and then you let water steam of high pressure underneath the surface of the milk so that the milk becomes a milk foam... Then you can pour the milk foam on the black coffee - the result is called a cappuccino...

I modified this Blog Post on April 1st 2011 because for first I was wrong - I am sorry... This is what I know about cappuccino and I don't want to disguise you... The Oxford English Dictionary has got a little bit different concept of a cappuccino for example: "espresso coffee with hot milk added" - they write about "milk" and no "milk foam..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Nutbush City Limits

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A little bit of art criticism again:

a) Music with Nutbush City Limits: Stomp - I can't stop listening to Stomping/ It is definitely saying something...

b) Songs without Nutbush City Limits: Vocabularies by Bobby McFerrin - living in a house, close to God and to humans...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

One Size Fits All

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Modern car engines (for example silent(!) micro-turbines) can run on nearly every kind of fuel:

a) all kinds of crude oil products;
b) natural gas;
c) biofuel;
d) and one day hydrogen as well...

This is good both for the environment and our vallet... So environmental protection doesn't depend on the engines... However you cannot have 2 or 3 different fuel tanks in the same car obviously and then your car is less flexible that decreases its value and its everyday usability, respectively...

Therefore I suggest to build "replacable fuel tanks" in cars... That means you have got a fuel tank in your car that can store crude oil products and biofuel - however you could change this fuel tank for a natural gas tank, too as an option - and you could install in the same space a hydrogen tank, too as a further option (if the hydrogen tank isn't too heavy)...

Fuel tanks are at very secure and hidden places in cars because of crash safety - but you could also design them so that you can reach and change them from the boot... This is only a question of design I guess...

The next step could be a standard fuel container (the same size and the same form) for all cars... You could change these standard fuel containers at the petrol stations when they are empty for filled fuel containers - in a secure and comfortable way, let's say, from underneath... This would be a question of cooperation and understanding among car factories for the environment and for the costumers... (A bigger car can use a smaller tank nowadays, too because it can have more hybrid drive that means more batteries...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

The Speed Of Light

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I had read a short story about the speed of light from a Hungarian author when I was a boy... Unfortunately I have already forgotten the name of the writer but the story is far too interesting that I don't publish it as well...

In a village in Hungary the earl wanted to be nice to the people in the beginning of 20th Century and he had a little water power plant built on the stream next to the settlement so that there was electricity in every house of the village and in the castle of the earl, of course...

And then 2 world wars and the Socialism came which all hindered the spreading of electricity - so that in the neighbouring village (approx. 5 Kms from the first village away) there was electricity only 60 or 70 years after the endeavour of the earl... The author of the original short story also remarked therefore that the speed of light can be 5Kms in several decades as well - because of, let's say, the human factor...

So I understand if my Blog doesn't find readers quicker - there are better times and there are worse times but I hope there will be a cascade in the spreading of this Blog one day as well, worldwide, of course...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Success Guide For Brokers December 21st 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Caution! This is only a theory!

One day you will have earned much money by man-made business with cruide-oil... The question is if you want to risk your profit by man-made daytrade with crude oil on - or you want anything else? If you want anything secure, automatic and comfortable? I mean investment products... Of course, you want more secure, automatic and comfortable investment products in your portfolio... They are going to fluctuate, too (you have to recon with this) but as they have a sure future their value can only grow on the long run... The more money you have to invest the more you need such secure, automatic and comfortable investment products...

So say good-bye to daytrade with crude oil and say hello to leisure and sports today...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Patent Office 24/7

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In the beginning of 20th Century people believed that everything must have been invented by then... And then, during 20th Century many important scientific discoveries were made after all... So how do we know if everything has been invented or not yet?

I think depression is a significant sign for the lack of inventions... Producing and selling something and buying something can be both joy and fun and intellectual excitement, respectively... However depression can sometimes be so big that the stock exchange collapses or wars break out because of the projection of repressed aggression...

That means both theories and inventions are welcome - from depressed people (who don't like the world in its present form) and for depressed people... Until new theories and inventions are born we can try cutting costs: it makes us feel as if we were richer...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Tent Garage

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In Europe, many cars are parked in the streets in the lack of a built garage which means they are delivered to the elements... I see the solution for this problem in a tent garage - without a framework and with a floor... Cars would drive first on the floor of the garage, then the upper part of the tent could be pulled over the car and then you could lock the floor with the roof... Such a tent garage with a floor would protect a car from all kinds of humidity, heat, cold, dirt etc. or other demages... However it could be transported in a hand bag and it would be affordable, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Porsche Carrera

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Porsche Carrera is definitely an iconic beauty among the sports cars - but I think that it should be more sportive nowadays... I think the solution could be a hybrid power train: you could replace the rear "emergency seats" by an electric engine and a battery... And a luggage compartment with a cover could be placed atop the hybrid drive so that the car remains as practical as before... The hybrid drive seated in the middle of the car would mean a weight balance of advantage as well... The hybrid power train would decrease the fuel consumption and increase the total output of the Porsche Carrera - making the legendary sports car fit for 21st Century...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Infotainment

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Buy pen drives today... Probably the most fashionable jewels of our time as a necklace...

Pen drives (or iPods) store data using a very low voltage, of course - so you would say that 128GB or 256 GB are not much energy... But if you also consider that pen drives (or iPods) store data at a very small place then it means a very high energy density after all... So why don't we store only energy in simplified "pen drives" instead of the less clever conventional batteries?

(This is not a test - either you like and accept me or you don't... That means nobody else will help and support me instead of the readers of this Blog... Ever...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Good Mood

De la Mikula Worldwide December 18th 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My popular New Millennium Website exists again! Hurray!

The new web address is: New Millennium Website

The Joseph de la Mikula Status Monitor website has really become superflous - lean production for higher performance...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, December 17, 2010

The Face Of The Year 2010


Ladies and Gentlemen,

The above picture was taken in the summer of 2010... I have got a little less overweight since then...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

My Family

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have got grandparents and parents, too who became all exceptionally famous - I would only like to list up the 11 children of my beloved parents:

Of 1973: Jake (officer)
              George (theologist and artist)
              Gabriel (officer)
Of 1974: Peter (architect)
              Gustav (dentist)
              Charles (entertainer)
              Matthew (physician)
              Christian (agricultural engineer and humorist)
Of 1975: Eva (artist)
              Sarah (actress and producer)
              Alex (entertainer)
              Joseph (the writer of this Blog)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

De la Mikula Worldwide

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have tried to link this Blog in the News&Messages page of my New Millennium Website today - however the whole server has been so dysfunctional that I have rather decided to delete both of my beloved websites New Millennium Website and Joseph de la Mikula Status Monitor... Thereafter this Blog wants to be the successor of my former websites, too... It has got several benefits:

a) it is absolutely free of charge;
b) I can even add Advertisements to the Posts;
c) I know how to embed video clips in the Posts;
d) the RSS News Feed Option etc.

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Survey 2 December 16th 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have heard that fashion is ridiculous twice: when it comes into style and when it goes out of style... Or you can discuss the design of a new RR or Bentley: Rolls-Royce and Bentley ... So fashion and beauty seem to be eternal questions, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Fate

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Do you want to perform in a video?"
"No, I don't..."
"Why don't you go to a casting then?"
"I have been there already..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Beer - The Liquid Bread

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I don't think that beer makes a sense - except it has got an additional taste, e.g. lemon... By the way liquid bread: what if you don't need to eat a plate of vegetables with the meat course if you drink beer - without alcohol, of course and with an additional taste, e.g. lemon...

Cheers!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Survey December 16th 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think it is also an eternal question of mankind what we can invest our money in... Companies and their shares are surely among the best ideas because of so many reasons... However - as we have seen it - even a luxury car can be a profitable investment...

What are your ideas for intellectual excitement? (I cannot find out everything alone because my personality has got limits actually...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Success Guide For Brokers

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Caution! This is only a theory!

I was wondering how I could influence the world's stock markets in a positive way (so that I gain much money) - alone... I have found out the following:

a) There are so called "good shares" which have got a great future - their price is going to grow for sure... So they are not only lucrative but automatic and comfortable at the same time: you buy them once and then they only earn money on and on...
b) You can also deal with crude oil ("daytrade")... You have to do this business yourself and it cannot be automatic because you need to buy and to sell - but you can learn it... Dealing with crude oil can bring more money a day than any shares (given that you don't invest more money in shares than 10% of your total "toy money")...
c) Now if you make every work day a little profit then it compensates the fluctuation of the courses of the shares - you don't even think of selling your good shares...
d) I think the stock exchange collapses when each and every shareholder sells... Otherwise the prices of shares should rise high up in the skies... (There is a share for example that is twice as expensive as gold...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

TAE-BO Equipment 2

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Plus a pair of training shoes...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

TAE-BO Equipment 1

Ladies and Gentlemen,

What else do I wear beyond the biking gloves at a TAE-BO class?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

"Keep An Eye On The Producers - They Are Really Interesting"

Ladies and Gentlemen,

To nobody's surprise my favourite producers are the following persons:

Shep Pettibone
Patrick Leonard
William Orbit and
Mirwais Ahmadzai

Real enthousiasts have got posters of producers on their wall and not of well-known superstars... Producers are trendy...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

This Is A Surway

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is a very old theory of mine that the size of the manhood of a man is in a connection with the size of his hands... I have got very little hands and I used to contemplate about them - until I found the connection...

Otherwise I have found two more ideas for intellectual excitement in peace - instead of paint ball or bungee-jumping...

a) We can always think about the sense of homosexuality... It is a beautiful experience indeed but its sense compared to heterosexuality is always mysterious...
b) We can always think about the sense of life in general as well... I think the answers are always individual and I hope that life gets more and more meaning during the development of mankind... (There is for example TAE-BO: it is kind of a new sport and it is a combination of tae-kwan-do, karate, box and aerobic... It doesn't mean that you are fighting to music but it is more like dancing and you fight only into the air... And when I do TAE-BO I have got the definite feeling that it is the sense of life - that means it might be a new contribution to the variety of possible meanings of life...)

However if I choose to write about my theories and inventions then I really won't be able to write into this Blog as often as before...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Isolation

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I know that the possible readers of this Blog would be interested in my everyday life... The problem is that I don't really have an everyday life and that I am completely isolated from my old and new friends and from my family... My everyday life consists of the following:

a) my phantasies;
b) my theories and inventions;
c) and my metabolism - nothing farther...

I don't think that this situation depends on me or it was caused by me... And I don't think either that my life changed too much if I didn't live in such a complete isolation...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Of Course I Can

Can I Trust You?

Don't Cry For Me, Monaco

I Don't Love You, Joe - I Love You, Jesus

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I can dance, too... (After lots of practicing...)

What I want to say is that it is important to love Jesus - but you have to be a friend of St. Peter, too if you want to come to Heaven...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Search For The Difference

Ladies and Gentlemen,


There are many differences between these pictures - on the other hand every Alpine landscapes are similar... True is that I use Old Spice and a fountain pen...

According to the saying you cannot step into the same man twice - so I am trying to be careful...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sea Monster 2

Ladies and Gentlemen,

An image of the possible Sea Monster:


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sea Monster 1

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In order to relieve air traffic of the future underwater train tunnels were planned crossing oceans and connecting continents - however they are not an attractive solution at all... My idea was to build mega-ferries - however they were too slow, even at a travelling speed of 200 Km/h...

The new possible solution is the ferry-train Sea Monster which combines the advantages of high-speed trains (we should reach a travelling speed of about 800 Km/h) and of ferries (transport of many passangers and of some cars at sea)... It is called a ferry-train because the ship should consist of several sections with an own nuclear or thermonuclear propulsion - this is all because of security reasons: one section is damaged the passangers can be evacuated into the remaining sections (and then no life boats are needed)...

However the main feature of the ferry-train is the so called "dynamic keel..." This means you have got large turbines instead of a solid keel so that water can flow through the keel which means the lowest possible resistance... A dynamic keel can still manage its original stabilizing function because it is flooded with water and heavy - it has only got a little resistance in the forward direction... And then you can install many propellers into the long dynamic keel which provide with the necessary water-jet...

Such a ferry-train could transport about 10,000 passangers in each section: approx. 200 meters long, 40 meters broad (a catamaran hull for further stability at very high speeds), 3 passanger levels and an aircraft seating of 3 classes... So many passangers and the cheap yet very safe nuclear or thermonuclear propulsion would secure very affordable prices...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Monday, December 13, 2010

21st Century Has Also Started In Europe

Ladies and Gentlemen,

2 ideas for Germany:

a) BILD der Zukunft - BILD dir deine Zukunft!
b) BILD am Sonntag - BILD dir nichts ein!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Great Wall Of China

Ladies and Gentlemen,

What is the Great Wall of China good for actually?

It is the most important that you can walk on its top, too - so it is a Road... That means it is a Taoist temple... However it is also lifted from the ground level in a meaningful way - the Heavenly Road... So that the entire building is full of the Holy Spirit...

But why wasn't this vast object of value built anywhere in the middle of the country? So that it doesn't disturb anybody...

I am telling you that Artificial Mountains should be built in the middle of the USA: they could prevent harmful winds, too and in the shape of a Christian Cross they could be a giant church building as well...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Wolfinger-Boeing Tax

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I recommend to establish the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax: it would mean that each and every household in the world should have a total wealth of at least 0.001% of the total liquid fortune of the Wolfinger-Boeing Family... As the Wolfinger-Boeing Family has got its money from the work of other families...

I only have to ask my wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing for her opinion and possible agreement...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Winning The Peace

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Winning means finding a creative and constructive solution for a difficulty and it also means finding a creative and constructive way for using our energies... Peace means that there are less and less challenges to manage... So how do we find enough sources for trouble and crisis in peace - how do we find intellectual excitement?

a) Growing numbers definitely mean a continous crisis... With numbers growing you always have to find new social, technical or linguistic establishments and infrastructure, respectively in order to keep things going on...
b) Children are also an eternal source for trouble and crisis: they need to be socialized on one hand - on the other hand society has to explore and to discover the new treasures that are within each and every child... So that the new personalities can also contribute to building human culture...
c) Growing social differences, mostly in terms of financial differences... O.k., there are fewer and fewer poor countries on Earth, there will be always differences among personalities and you will always need bodyguards and armoured cars because of some temporarily crazy people... However the fortune of the Wolfinger-Boeing Family is far away from other families' savings...

I hope that there are many more sources for trouble and crisis in peace as well that we can solve with dignity... Anybody who discovers such a source please report it to the responsible scientific organization... Thank you!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sunday, December 12, 2010

The Answer

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My Grandmother would present me a computer now... One day a Windows will come with function buttons on the keyboard that you can program free and the chosen functions are displayed on the monitor... And a little later a Research Program will come to help with scientific research: collecting and analyzing data from all possible sources (as valuable as MS Office, Visual Suite or Adobe Creative Suite)...

I say that a mother and a grand-mother are like a hotel and a grand-hotel: a mother is always good but a grand-mother is luxurious in an uncomparable way...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

During My Psychotherapy I Am Getting More And More Insane

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My Grandmother presented me the book Winnie-the-Pooh at a Christmas... And then, in the next summer I only read this children's book...

If we consider that I was born in Brooklyn as far as I know - what would she present me now?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

New Nation - New Problems - New Solutions

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am not writing about the USA directly because every generation of a nation (let's say a generation equals a century) faces new challenges that require new solutions... The question is how do you achieve these necessary new solutions? Conversation and discussion are the most basic methods to come to new insights - in all areas of science... Conversations can be national, international or you can even talk to God...

Whenever you refuse conversation your decay and decomposition begins instead of development and elevation - these are not manaces but simple and everyday facts... National security must also start with negotiations and mutual understanding and patience - war is the opposite of all of these...

Examine your souls today: is there war within?

I myself, an obviously insane and mentally disabled person can offer this Blog with the RSS News Feed Option to the people of the world... Because I might contain a little piece of truth as well that could be loved and that could contribute to the future of Earth... Where have you got the habit from to be disinterested?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Origins Of Culture

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In Ancient Egypt cats used to be holy animals - because you can frighten "nasty little boys" with cats... Crocodiles used to be holy as well - because crocodiles prevent grown up men without manners from naked bathing in the river...

I am not telling you why cows are deemed holy in India... "Our mascot is the cow..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, December 11, 2010

The Clown

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Clowns are usually awkward... Their jokes don't even make children laugh because they really don't make too much sense... Clowns only disturb the lives of others... So that you nearly want to leave them or you want to tell them off: so little arts for so much money...

But you shouldn't let yourself be bothered by clowns... If you are patient enough and you learn them you also learn to appreciate the humor of clowns and you start to deem them insanely funny...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Motivation

Lads and Gentlemen,

"We shouldn't be afraid of the unknown - but we should give it a hug!" (from "Star Trek")

I really like Monaco otherwise because I like both the mountains and the sea... And it is a privilege to have such a stable and firm fan community in this little marvel of a country... I started learning French in 1998 and if I go on with this speed there are approx. 400 years left until I can pass the proficiency level language exam in French... Meanwhile I can also earn money to be able to spend some time in Monaco and to discover everything... For example by selling men's swimwear...

In the pictures: Dubai, the largest and most beautiful yacht of the world...





Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

"Windows 7 - Windows Heaven!"

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"And one day, a Windows will come that will be better than all of its predecessors..." (Mr. Bill Gates) Until then we have got Windows 7... Thank you!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Re-Creation

Ladies and Gentlemen,

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Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Origins Of Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I used to be convinced that politics and a nation in general should be led by science... I used to deem this such a strong piece of truth that it doesn't even need further explanation: an axiom... Science means truth and politicians and countries should be led by truth... Because the first and final and infinite truth is God... And God is love and life - really simple...

However I have recently recognized another core of society, too: homosexual subculture... My experience is that homosexual subculture is full of love and life, too... O.k., the sickest stories happen among homosexuals as well but there are immense reserves of good intention, fun, creativity etc. in this world, too... It is about streaming love and life actually... Whether we try to repress it or we try to support it "the little warm center" of society is the homosexual subculture - I think it is a pity if you have no connection to this "wet" world...

I don't know what happens if science and homosexual subculture meet each other...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

I Am A Looser - You Are Winners

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Of course I have already tried to make friends at the Icon Club (I have so many ideas for the peaceful utilization of the energy coming from Madonna) and at Match.com (it is a partner seeking agency of a very high level and I have so many ideas for the peaceful utilization of the energy coming from men)... Unfortunately I had to face at both places people ignoring me in superficial way and overacting their being unfriendly towards me...

Is this occurance about natural selection, faith or patriotism - I don't know but people are always right... I have had to face this overacted being unfriendly towards me ever since I was a boy - it is for sure that I tend to be autistic... Other people chat hours a day while I am so lonely with my bizarre ideas, phantasies and day-dreams... (For those who want to suggest me to start to work: I consider writing this Blog as my work for example...)

This is why I'm trying to succeed in stand up comedy (writing this very Blog) at the moment although I also enjoyed participating at a sitcom... I would enjoy the society of more people and I would enjoy some more action... Wouldn't you be happier if I was a winner, too?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, December 10, 2010

The Sun Is Always Shining Above The Clouds

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Flying is as secure as it is told to be... For example:

a) gas turbines that are used as jet engines work in electric power plants for years without interruption;
b) airplanes with only 2 engines are dragged to the flight level first by their actually 2 engines - and then they sail in a fuel efficient way; and a longer range means also more safety...

You still feel cheated? I think, too that aircraft should only cost exactly a tenth of their actual price... Because an aircraft seat e.g. costs I don't know how much and then you have 300 or 400 of them... Aircraft gas turbines are made of foamed titanium at some part - but USD 20 or 30 Million are the price of 40 or 60 RR's with engine and seats, ready and costum made...

Don't buy private jets anyway...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Home Boy - Party Animal

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A hot cup of coffee tastes good and it inspires your intelligence - you can contemplate about serious questions of life next to it...

Have a nice time!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Quad

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Even a quad makes a sense - if we have got enough fuel...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Plankton

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I guess a river is much bigger than the water mass we can see in the river bed as the water of a river also floods the soil surrounding the river - so that we can dig wells near a river for example... It is also possible the same way that seas and oceans are much bigger than the water mass we can see as the surface - the water of seas and oceans can also swamp into the soil surrounding these waters...

Furthermore the sky is blue because the air changes the colour of the light of the Sun... Water has got no colour originally but seas and oceans are blue because the sky is reflected in them... However if we look more closely at natural waters they may be even green because the immense mass of plankton gives the water the colour green... There must be giant masses of plankton in natural waters because whales and small fishes are all nutrated by plankton...

Now what if these natural waters full of plankton impact into the land masses surrounding them? Is it possible that crude oil and natural gas are still being formed in the depths of solid land masses and near the seas and oceans, respectively? If so then crude oil and natural gas are renewable energies, too... So I think life on Earth can be surprisingly strong and resistible to all changes that we humans cause while making experiments about how we want to live...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Open Letter To Mr. Justin Timberlake

Dear Mr. Timberlake,

Congratulations cordially to your performance in the video "4 Minutes" and in the movie "Social Networking" - I already loved "NSYNC", of course...

The Wolfinger-Boeing Fortune doesn't mean anything without the unions... So if you want to run for President you'll have to convince the voters with an intelligent program, not with emotions...

Yours faithfully, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Open Letter To Mr. Robert Redford

Dear Mr. Redford,

Congratulations cordially to your performance in "Indecent Proposal" - probably the most underestimated and misunderstood movie ever... Not even the Rolls-Royce Touring Limousine is too barock; I love every inch of it...

Yours faithfully, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Open Letter To Czech(!) XXX-Superstar Pavel Novotny

Dear Pavel,

I love you!

Kisses, Joe

Valued Reader December 9th 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I cannot reply to all incoming emails although I am very happy about each of them - thank you! Because I suffer from the lack of time I can only read emails:

a) that I get from people that I already know;
b) and who live in the USA (I mean New York, Seattle and Los Angeles);
c) and that contain the abbreviation HRM - "my dear friend" doesn't go for example...

Thank you again for your understanding! I need just as much work and just as much privacy like you proportionally...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Royalty Live - Because Emotions Keep Us Alive

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You don't like the RSS News Feed Option of this Blog, do you? Streaming Royalty directly on your mobile...

I think this is good... Because the RSS News Feed Option is not about absolutism - but about the opposite: emotions... There are emotions between the writer and the readers of this Blog - so we shouldn't deny them... Let the emotions stream between us!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Fashion Guide 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think the unforgettable evening dress of Lady Gaga made of pieces of raw meat was meant to remind on a gyros steak when decorating the artist... Just the spirit of 21st Century: globalization, responsibility and hope...

Yummy-yummy! (All female chests are hanging when they are not held by a bra...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Souvereign

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Rolls-Royce Motor Cars proudly presents the all new Silver Wraith series... Featuring:

a) Landslide Control;
b) Anti-Avalanche Sunroof;
c) Tsunami-proof Fury Dryer;
d) Extended Boot for Endangered Species with Air-Condition,
e) GPS with Cataclysm Calculator,
f) the RR Back-sack Collection,
g) improved Air-Suspension for earth-quakes up to level 14 etc.

Hybrid versions of the popular Ghost and Phantom series are coming soon... Visit: Rolls-Royce Motor Cars

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team