Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Remaining Jumbo Jet Together

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am pleased to announce you that I designed the Tiny Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental... The new version of the Jumbo Jet of Boeing can be created out of any Boeing 737 type airplane - continuation of production of the Boeing 767 doesn't seem to make a sense at the moment...

Advantages the Tiny Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental:

a) increased passenger density,
b) optimised fuel burn,
c) friendliness towards airports,
d) further reduction of noise: LOW RPM and HIGH RPM respectively...

Sister aircraft: Boeing 747 SP...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The 3 Billionaires And The Iron Curtain

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were questioned about the iron curtain...

Röfi received this question: "How many kgs of an iron curtain fall upon 1 million citizens of this country?" (You can find the answer in the web...)

Töfi received this question: "Can buildings of the church be protected by an iron curtain?"

Böfi received this question: "I am a person... Can I buy a tourist coach?"

Afterwards the 3 billionaires Röfi, Töfi and Böfi went into a water park and tried the slide...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Discreet Welfare

Ladies and Gentlemen,


In my opinion, The Boeing Company was able to manage one of the 3 branches of retail enterprises:

a) fuel and constructive matter,

b) clothing retail stores or

c) supermarkets...

Thus - even if the airplanes of The Boeing Company cannot be sold at greater numbers at a time - Boeing had serious incomes and the salaries of employees had 2 sources... Another branch of retail enterprises could be managed by so called "alternative high-schools" whose function shall be detailed later...

The product scale of KFC could be extended by other kinds of poultry, instead of chicken wings...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Heaven Or Hell

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have been thinking about my life and I deem in Jesus Christ there is guidance... You also have think about the theological aspect of your life: is what I do right to others, to the Nation or to mankind?

Because there is a God and he or she is going to judge you...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Saturday, September 13, 2014

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Flight Season

Ladies and Gentlemen,


What does the Air Marshall suggest?

a) In the months of summer many try to fly an airplane... In the cold months only trained pilots dare fly...

b) An airplane that is flying over the clouds cannot be detected and followed by the naked eye...

c) The sun is always shining over the clouds (rainfalls, snowfalls or storms do happen below the clouds)... It is healthy to enjoy some natural light also in the cold months...

d) Everybody goes on a holiday in the months of summer... Hotel fares are much lower in the cold months... Furthermore you need a vacation during work, and not in the summer when you cannot work...

e) Sex is best at home... When you are a frequent flyer you are everywhere "at home..." Furthermore vehicles add to your physical power (just like a vacuum cleaner helps you do your home faster)... Furthermore you become less a burden to your family when you go on a holiday in the cold months...

"I am going to fly next year!" - this is a good idea...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Thursday, September 11, 2014

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - September 11th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Why is computer a jerk? Why do all computers in a household expect some cooperation?

a) More then 10 soldiers in a country would be dangerous to Jesus Christ and to civil life in general all over on Earth...

b) That is why you can be protected only by computers...

c) It is most dangerous if you are only protected by electronic solutions: you remember secret codes and satellites follow you from the sky... In that case you carry security in your body... If you are attacked then it is only your body which can be attacked...

d) That is why security has to exist also in an embodied terms: if a computer processor which protects you is installed on a piece of wood then the piece of wood which ever carried some security also has to be annihilated if the enemy wants to annihilate you or your security...

e) Security in an embodied terms means also far more security then only electronic solutions...

f) That is why wooden panels in any car seem to be valuable... That is why leather seems to be valuable... That is why an aircraft carrier seems to be valuable...

g) Security means freedom from inside... Freedom means that you want to be good...

h) There are also military satellites...

i) A theory by Jonathan Scott...

j) Too much security is already dangerous - like too long finger nails or too long hair... You have to cut off superfluous security, this is a law of nature... A theory by my mother...

k) Yes, I want to be a billionaire... Signature: ...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team