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BUSINESS PARTNERS WANTED - Boeing Ecoliner And Sonic Cruiser Concepts

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As a proud member of the Boeing World Design Team I am certainly allowed to make decisions on my own as well... Therefore I am looking for a site worldwide where the new Boeing Ecoliner and Sonic Cruiser could be produced and/or for external suppliers - we have got both design teams and financial means to realize the projects...

In a few words about the Boeing Ecoliner and Sonic Cruiser concepts:

a) the Boeing Ecoliner is intended to be a short- and middle-range aircraft to replace the Boeing 737 on the most frequented routes in an extremely efficient way: one aircraft could replace 3 flights of the Boeing 737...

b) the Boeing Sonic Cruiser is intended to be a very long-range aircraft to replace the Boeing 767 - at dramatically increased speed, range and eco-efficiency...

Both concepts are actual because of the growing demand for aircraft-travel and eco-efficiency... Boeing wants to provide with solutions of traditional high quality and amazing innovation for the global market...

Governments and companies that are interested in a cooperation in the above 2 projects are asked to contact The Boeing Company at Boeing.com ... Thank you!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Curriculum

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My life this far:

1975 - I was born in this year
1993 - final exam at the Budapest Lutheran High-School
1993 - 1998 - university studies of German Literature and Linguistics without a diploma
1999 onward - poet at NASA
2010 onward - humorist at The Boeing Company

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Crazy 90's

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If you don't have the time
For crime
You only have to sign
And you're mine

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 VIP With Stage

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You could also turn the garage on a Boeing 747-8 VIP into a stage for spontanous concerts... Or for addressing the Nation if the owner happens to be a head of state...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Baby On Board

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Of course you can already ask for your child for a safety baby seat that you can fix in a normal passenger seat onboard an airplane as well - only I haven't heard about it yet... Either way it is an Airbus or a Boeing aircraft... Or a coach... Or a train...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Gear-Box For Electric Engines

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As far as I can remember Electric Output = Voltage x Current Intensity... So if you increase the voltage then you will need only a lower current intensity for the same output - and a lower current intensity means a lower electric resistance of the cables and so a better efficiency (of any electronic device)...

You can increase voltage and decrease current intensity for example in the electric engines of a car when it moves already fast and you don't need that much torque any more but output... Because torque of an electric engine must depend on the current intensity that creates the electromagnetic field that must determine the torque...

That means that the gear-box for the electric engines of a car (or for any other electric device) could be a series of electric transformators - and no mechanic implement...

Visit: RR Main Page
        Electric Luxury (102 EX) Microsite - a gear-box could be useful for cars with fully electric drive...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

DISCO VARY

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Our new Jumbo Jet fleet is going to be a real good investment... I always asked myself where you can hang up a disco ball in a conventional private jet - the Boeing 747-8 VIP provides you with a dazzling solution... Certainly there are micro-disco-balls but you also need a dramatic ceiling - where you can have just more laser-effects and sound...

Home Boy   _ _ _ _ _ _ O   Party Animal

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Confirmation Of Your Order With Boeing.com

Dear Joseph,

We are happy to receive your order...

Your address: Europe Tower
                      Versailles, KY, USA

Your order in details:

80 firm Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIPs
equipped by Greenpoint Technologies Inc.

Item Price (including VAT): USD 500,000,000.00

Grand Total: USD 40,000,000,000.00

Your bank card will be only debted at the delivery of your Item(s)...

You can track your order at the following link: Boeing.com

Thank you for choosing Boeing BBJ/VIP Aircraft...

Best regards, The Boeing Company

JDLM Unveils Basic Floorplan Of Boeing 747-8 VIP Fleet

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"The Wonder Of Personality Fleet" of my friends and of my family could have a basic floor-plan like on the draft below... There can be differences in the floor-plans of the 80 Boeing 747-8 VIP aircraft as well but the interior equipment details and colours and the liveries are going to be absolutely individual...

As we are all aviation enthousiasts we are going to fly the Jumbo Jets on our own that means without professional pilots... We are very looking forward to fly the new airplanes but the deliveries are "not urgent..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

SOCIAL NETWORKING - SOCIAL CHANGES?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I don't think that democracy can ever be over: the grown-ups of a society have to rule over themselves - nobody else should...

I don't think either that political parties can be over: there are many different opinions at a given time and you need some order among them - majorities and minorities with many rights...

However it is possible that the defined time of legislation is over: you have to work on good programs for a longer while - but you don't have to suffer because of political deadlocks...

Long live the democracy!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

JDLM Announces Order For 80 Boeing 747-8 VIPs

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I hereby solemnly place the order for 80 Boeing 747-8 VIPs... The private jets will compose "The Wonder Of Personality Fleet": each of them will belong to a family member or a friend of mine as a personal flying palace... Therefore the interiors and the liveries of the aircraft cannot be defined yet - they are going to represent the individual taste and the personality of my loved ones...

Our Boeing 747-8 VIPs will definetely not do without the Aerolift of Greenpoint Technologies Inc, WA that makes the Jumbo Jet a cozy and romantic shelter of the skies, the youthful and refreshing SkyLoft or a garage for two luxury cars next to each other expressing a touch of the American life-style... However we cannot know anything else about the jets of "The Wonder Of Personality Fleet" for sure because each of them is intended to be unique as my friends and relatives are...

"You cannot save money on luxury..." (JDLM) Actually we have realized that luxury cars can earn you money just as you would expect - VIP aircraft must be the same useful...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental 'Oasis Of The Skies' Concept

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have tried to combine the popular Wintergarden of my 747-8 VIP Concept with the classical 3-class seat configuration of the Jumbo Jet... Hopefully you could still have approx. 330 seats next to the Wintergarden... The "Oasis Of The Skies" concept also includes the popular SkyLoft of Boeing and a romantic Lounge from the VIP jets on the Upper Deck...

"Work Force One" if you like and if there are passengers on board...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Valued Reader February 22nd 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You cannot imagine how difficult it was to find customers for the Airbus A380 when the Superjumbo was new... We watched on TV the assembly of this giant of the skies and then its first flight holding back our breath... However by now there are 244 firm orders for the Airbus A380 - to the greatest satisfaction of all aviation enthousiasts, the Airbus Company and the passengers of this intelligent and happy aircraft (happy in terms of "yes, mankind can even do this")...

It is just the same difficult to find customers for the new Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental... The iconic Jumbo Jet is not less technologically advanced, not less environmentally friendly and not less exciting than its competitor from Europe... The majestic and elegant Jumbo Jet has even got a beautiful and long tradition - its operators and passengers have got the highest expectations... I am also looking forward to the maiden flight of the new Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental making the way for more satisfied travellers, more intercontinental business and private relationships and more full-filled dreams of experiencing the marvels of Earth...

Flying means moving in an entirely new medium - just like swimming... We humans are able to fly in the sky at incredible speeds and we can even travel in space - which makes mankind an absolutely unique species... Let us rejoice in human development and let us celebrate it everyday... If we all do our best to contribute to increasing peace on Earth we might find ourselves in Heaven one day...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Luxury-Spy

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have got a few suggestions how The Boeing Company could improve the interior and the onboard services of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental...

a) Air Dominance Package: all passengers can get all information from the flight deck displays on their seat-infotainment display (e.g. GPS-screens, engine data or flight-monitor) - this is nothing new, already the passengers of the Concorde have got the Mach-indicator and the altitude displayed... This information should take away or at least lessen the travellers' fear of flight - you can watch that everything is proceeding perfectly... (additional consciousness and control)

b) Incredible Interior Package: wood and carpets on the floor, leather headrests and a tasteful gold-band on the luggage bins - the interior of the iconic Jumbo Jet should mirror the quality of the Boeing aircraft and it should provide with a touch of the really very popular Boeing Business Jets as well... Maybe the operators and the passengers of the Boeing aircraft also want to enjoy the same luxury as BBJ customers - because of the traditions and the reputation of The Boeing Company...

c) Personality Package: Google-YouTube, Facebook or Windows Live and other internet services on all seat displays - you don't want to denounce of your everyday comfort, work and life-style onboard an airplane either, do you? Oh, yes: you would also like to have a USB-socket for your iPod and/or Pen Drive, electricity for your laptop computer and a printing and scanning service onboard - welcome home! (Aircraft security is another question of software engineering...) Mere survival in the skies is not enough any more...

Airlines that are still not interested in the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental with all the above features are cheating...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Airport 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Attention, please! Flight number 747-8 has been cancelled..."
"What happened?" "What went wrong?"
"Unfortunately, the aircraft hasn't even been ordered..."
"Oh, my God!" (panic)
"What about all the 450 passengers?"
"We have to expect the worst: no galleys..." (horror)
"Is the President in security?"
"Well, the galleys onboard Air Force One can provide with meals for 100 passengers..."
"Good..." (laughter)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 - The World's Most Romantic Aircraft

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As far as I know the concept of an airplane with 2 full passenger decks is nothing new in the history of avionics - the Airbus A380 represents the state-of-the-art realisation of this traditional type of construction... That means that the 747 of Boeing could have been a 2-deck-aircraft as well - but is was most likely designed to be only a 1,5-deck flying machine originally and intentionally... Why?

Throughout the history of the Jumbo Jet its upper deck was always used to provide with exotic privacy and intimacy for a couple of passengers... Who don't want to be in the society of another 300 travellers but who seek a little uninhabited island... (Private islands are the biggest luxury on Earth after all...) And what kind of people look for such isolation, privacy and intimacy? Happy people and people in love, respectively... (But the lovely and little upper deck of the Boeing 747 is also just the right place for the most elite military crew of Air Force One to gather somehow...)

It is very sad actually if there is nowadays not such a big demand for an aircraft that can provide with a "Blue Lagune" for some travellers in 7th heaven... No dreams, no phantasies and no emotions - only the tread mill of everydays, the struggle for mere survival and calculation... I am not joking - the lack of orders for the new Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental really means to me a giant depression of mankind... The end of the American Dream of freedom in all respects - that entire mankind was longing for? (Only a couple of BBJ customers have discovered the new Jumbo Jet for themselves as their cozy and romantic flying castle for forward-thinking...)

The mercy of the Lord Jesus Christ be with us! We should be able to believe in a better future...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Electric Luxury Of Rolls-Royce Motor Cars

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My mind is standing still... My heart-beat is standing still... Because Rolls-Royce is moving forward in green technology, customer-relations and luxury...

I know an average RR customer is 70 years old, female and does not need a tent-garage with a floor - so I will have to work hard on me... But the RR 102 EX is going to be worth of the change...

"Electric drive: perfection or compromise?" I am saying RR is going to be perfection and electric drive is a compromise - but a very intelligent and civilized one... Hybrid-drive (mild-hybrid or wild-hybrid) means the mandatory good manners in car engineering nowadays...

Or just let us be simple and clear: additional electricity always means additional luxury, too... For example: washing machine, GPS navigation or iPod...

Visit: RR Main Page
        Electric Luxury (102 EX) Microsite

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Instant Never-Ending Immense 3

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Obviously, you can give no greater gift on Earth than a palace... However a condo is still not everything for a happy and full-filled life... As the attached picture shows not only I have here a sense of humor... Thank you wholeheartedly!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Instant Never-Ending Immense 2

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A sample of the fleet of Singapore Airlines... Marvelous Asia!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Instant Never-Ending Immense

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here you have a few images about gorgeous Changi Airport of Singapore... I think both the airport buildings and the aircraft of Singapore Airlines are remarkable... The neighbours must be green with envy...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Hydrogen From Renewable Sources

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is very likely, too that potential costumers of the popular and beloved Boeing 747 have serious concerns to order the new 747-8 Intercontinental because they don't really want to invest into an airplane that costs over USD 310 Million and that you have to operate for 30 years - when this aircraft is not yet fuelled by hydrogen... You have neither the hydrogen propulsion on the jets nor the necessary amount of hydrogen fuel from renewable sources...

Me and my family and all of our friends try to do our best to provide you both with hydrogen-fuelled jet engines and with plenty of liquid hydrogen fuel from renewable sources - that you would expect from the leading aircraft manufacturers of the world... Spreading hydrogen technology has been our commitment for over 50 years...

Don't be patient and don't waste your money on technology advanced in years - but cooperate with the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families in realizing a dream of mankind! Really enjoy your flight!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

"Yes, we multiply..."

Aerolift Of Greenpoint Technologies Inc., WA

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Aerolift of Greenpoint Technologies Inc. would be a perfect completition of my concept of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP as well - as the concept includes a separate staircase, too... The Aerolift is claimed to be "elegant and secure" - and I believe it...

The "Escape Pod" as seen in the movie "Air Force One" is a part of the solution, too...

But joke apart, the Aerolift must be much luxury when it is winter (snow and ice), when it rains or when the sun blazes... And when you want to carry a big bunch of flowers onboard...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

NASA Credit

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have found the following artist's concept of the Glory Satellite Mission on the website of NASA... I think it matches my Blog in terms of being actual, funny and luxurious... First of all funny as the Earth is not curved in the right way in the picture...

Sometimes it seems that scientists don't even know in which direction they should start with their spacecraft... And now this image of the Earth in terms of a bowl actually... You want to reach weightlessness by corn-flakes?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Roxette (Instead Of Iron Maiden)

SkyDive On The Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You could also dive in the sky or enjoy the landscape during the flight onboard the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental on the unique SkyDive deck underneath a giant panoramic sun roof... By getting rid of the aluminum roof of the crown space above the main deck you could form a strong shell structure of the fuselage in terms of an upside-down vault (like this: U )...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Big Brother

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Of course, I am watching how many firm orders The Boeing Company has got for the new 747-8 Intercontinental... It is so exciting...

And of course, the success of the new Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental will have an impact on the life on Earth... For example, the new Air Force One machines should be the heavily costumised VIP versions of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - part of the pride of the United States of America...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Disillusion

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"I have broken with Jake..."
"Why?"
"He brought back the Jumbo with an empty fuel tank..."
"Oooh..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Happy Valentine's Day!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Boeing Company - the best company... Here a few images about the new Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - this time in the color of love...

You can order this marvel of the skies at: The Boeing Company

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Criticism!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Traditional wisdom: when you are poor you are nervous - when you have money you are calm and calm people see the world right and in an objective way...

My new intellectual product: nervous people want change - is that a problem? Of course, you shouldn't be too nervous either because a nervous brain destroys the body and human relationships and then the culture finally...

But what if you don't want to change and to develop any more? Then you don't need human relationships again that motivate you normally to change and you give up conversation with the outer world although conversations make your brain work... Wealth means coma and blindness...

O.k., the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula and all other families in the world need their fortune in order to be able to organize difficult work and to solve difficult tasks in a simple way... But let us be aware of our isolation from others (other people mean the Holy Spirit from a religious point of view) after all...

My experience is and history shows us, too that people are always right... I can even imagine that everybody is right at the same time despite of their different point of views - because everybody knows something and everybody wants to contribute to the life of the world the best way he or she can...

The Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families - as the center of economical life - are not necessarily better than organized crime... We have to listen to the people and we have to follow God... Life defeats everything therefore we should support every seed that seems to be able to become a tree - based on the vast experience of mankind on what might be possibly healthy and what doesn't complete the creation but destroys it...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Valued Reader February 12th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There is the opportunity now that I could even have some privacy and a real human relationship, respectively... However it is not going to make my Blog:
- less actual
- less funny or
- less luxurious... At the most temporarily...

Even the popular De la Mikula News needs some change - if we don't change then we die...

My brain is devided in two parts: in one part there is my intelligence and in the other part there is my sense of humor... But this is wicked as you cannot lack love... Then my sense of humor there is somewhere in the middle...

"Do you want to leave me?"
"Yes..." (This means that he or she has lost his or her sense of humor...)

If I was really born in the USA then I could be maybe the first schyzophrenic President of the States - everybody needs to have a chance...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

1001 Fairy Tales Of Arabia

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As far as I know it is strictly forbidden in the Moslim world to make pictures of humans - you are only allowed to decorate the walls by floral patterns or by animals...

However the leaders of all modern Moslim states actually decorate the walls with their own pictures - they don't take the words of their Holy Script that exactly or what? Do Moslim leaders interprete the Holy Script and don't they utilize it word by word? Or do they just want to live like the Western/Christian world? Or do they think they are greater than God?

Now it is very interesting if Arabians don't even take their own religion that seriously...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

SATC 2 - Further Impressions

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Women are like oil: you have to invest much but they have got a good scent and they can earn you a lot of money... I think of unemancipated women, of course...

But a wife is like God: she supplies you with everything, she even thinks instead of you and you may be even homosexual next to her...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

SATC 2

Ladies and Gentlemen,

my heart is like a little flower
I like having sex under the shower
my heart is like a little bird
it has to fly and it has to flirt

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Shame

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Wolfinger-Boeing Companies have only 500,000,000.00 (five hundred million) employees worldwide... This number is a disaster compared to the approx. 4 - 4.5 Billion people on Earth able to work... Worldwide misery, poverty and economical recession can be all explained by the blindness of the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families...

Of course, we all strive to find the responsible ones (the well hidden members of the international mafia) and they are going to be punished as well, I promise this to everybody... Recent history has shown us that "the presence of justice" is not a dream but even the most serious and powerful criminals can be found sooner or later and they can be stopped...

Maybe one more hint: if you don't seem to have rights then it may not necesserily depend on the friendly police, the military or politicians - if you don't have rights then it is about organized crime... Jesus Christ cannot and will not come back on a planet like this where human rights to work and to welfare are not valid because of the international mafia...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Bugatti For The People

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I used to have the idea that Formula-1 racing cars should be built in serial production and sold to potential costumers - to have some more luxury on the roads if speed means luxury... Now I think that this was a stupid idea of mine unfortunately... Because a Bugatti - either an EB 110 GT or a Veyron 16.4 - is simply much better than a Formula-1 racing car, in all respects...

Here a few pictures to make you appetite... Of course, I am a major supporter of enhancing Bugatti cars by mild-hybrid drive...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Beyond Death (Disaster Related Peril!)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

When somebody dies at the end of his or her life at a serious sickness or at senile decay then all of his or her relatives and friends are uncomfortably sad and we all agree that this is the worst thing anyone can happen to...

However if anybody happens to fall down to the ground from the 10th floor then we say that he or she died at the spot... This means that the tragedy was so horrible that it was even worse than average death... However I think that you cannot increase death - but you can only increase life, in many respects actually...

I don't know what happens to our immortal soul after we die but it is also for sure that you cannot experience anything worse than death... So the expression "diing at the spot" must be an irrational exaggaration and a simple mistake in the languages - similar to the expressions that describe the movement of the Sun in the sky: the Sun rises and it goes down yet we know already that the Earth is turning around its own axle etc.

In other words: death means the begging of the not-being when all your life functions go down to zero - but you cannot multiply zero and the result remains zero, respectively... This should be a "reductio ad absurdum" - death cannot be worse than "passing away in a bed and among pillows..." We must experience and express something wrong...

And if you cannot increase or multiply anything then it is zero - not too much...

Finally I would like to mention that I really dislike the movie "Flatliners" - a very-very sick idea...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Rolls-Royce Supersports Car

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think it was also very easy to make a real Rolls-Royce Supersports Car based on the 571 HP engine of the RR Ghost and a sufficient sports car body attached... A convertible version with a soft roof was also interesting because convertibles with a soft roof must be really as romantic as a tent... (Have you been in a tent yet?)

I have also collected a few funny pictures about RR... I'm afraid you would look for the usual vast spoilers on the trunk of the sportive RR in vain...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Rolls-Royce Lifestyle Car

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In the concept of the Rolls-Royce Lifestyle Car the emphasis is on romance, relaxation and the contact with nature - however it still can be solemn and official and can offer privacy, too... Its idea is based on the unique RR Phantom VI Convertible by Frua and Royle from the year 1992... The modern interpretation of a "fully convertible four-door sedan" wants to provide with extraordinary luxury in a more popular and affordable way...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team