Tuesday, April 30, 2024

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - Compulsory Consumption

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Hiding is not enough security... Luxury products and the education connected to them are better... Becoming active instead of being passive... So I decided to make the following law: people of a yearly income over EUR 20,000,000.00 need to buy at least one luxury class car every 20 years... (Luxury class is to me beyond executive class and supreme class...) You can choose from the following makes:

  • Rolls-Royce
  • Maybach
  • Bentley
  • Lexani
  • Bugatti
  • Ferrari
  • Lamborghini
  • Maserati
  • Range Rover
  • Aston Martin
What is the sense of luxury cars? Humans need to be led a little...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, April 27, 2024

Compulsive Thoughts Are An Infection

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Humans who are homosexuals used to live among many, many fascists and unfortunately they took over the way of thinking of the fascists - this used to be security... Now that fascists have died out they have left behind their way of thinking - in terms of an infection that means compulsive thoughts... If you want to get rid of compulsive thoughts you have to get rid of the infection... Thank God there are many possible ways of curing that infection:

1) Gay marriage - some courageous men and women marry and show the world an example of what is homosexual love actually...

2) Family tradition - it is a very strong foundation of living a healthy and successful life... Family tradition is immunity...

3) Killing humans is the method of fascists of solving problems but it is a bad and unacceptable method... There are plenty of good and peaceful methods of solving problems - you have to learn and use these ones...

4) You have to be rich... Rich people forgive easier, they are more flexible...

5) You have to believe in Jesus Christ... He taught that you shall not judge and you won't be judged...

6) If what you are originally is oppressed by an alien thought that is a passive-aggressive problem...

7) Humans take over aggressive thoughts from fascists because they want to become strong... The point is to become strong without aggression among humans... (Leonardo Da Vinci)

8) Aggression is no love... Theoretically it ruins your love-life...

I think it makes a sense to collect methods to fight against the infection that fascists left behind... Homosexuals are different...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Don't Anticipate - Participate!

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I am 49 years old and I can remember the 1990's when environmental protection started to become serious... Electric cars were considered a very good solution if electricity comes from nuclear power plants or power plants based on renewable sources... Three decades later electric cars are there and they are not so popular... The only explanation for this occurrence is that electric cars are just one solution for mobility among many other possibilities...

So car manufacturers shouldn't expect that customers buy exclusively electric cars and car buyers shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater... Fossil energy sources are not catastrophic but if you want really clean air around you, if you want to drive in the tropics or if you want redundancy of propulsion technologies then electric cars are an interesting alternative... It is also very important that only the first generation of electric vehicles is being offered - development is about to come...

I have switched... One more argument for electric cars: you should join in and get involved a little bit...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Saturday, April 13, 2024

You Have To Learn During Your Entire Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,


This is a theory of Johannes von Wolfinger-Boeing, my brother-in-law... It is about what factors define a man's sexual life?

1) It is a good friend who keeps you back from stupid things...

2) 2 rules for married men:

     a) You have to give all your money to your family...

     b) The pocket money you receive you have to spend on your personality...

3) You shouldn't tell this theory to women because it is about homosexuality that women have no idea of... So women are not supposed to understand this theory...

4) You have to eat much... Being fed-up makes sex better...

5) You shouldn't have sex with foreign women... As women don't have any sexual desire they only want to plunder you...

6) What do men enjoy? Men enjoy playing... There are infinite possibilities of playing but basically and emotionally traveling by car is most important... Travelling by car reduces a man's aggression...

7) You could also try to collect a little fortune - that is directly the opposite of gladiator fights...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Life In The Countryside

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I plan to live my life mostly in "Royal Reservations" because that is secure... In the park part of each Royal Reservation I would like to build a monastery so that God and people who devote their lives to God are close to the Royal Family...

All applications to the monasteries are welcome... The financial part of the life of a monk is the following: EUR 300,000.00 as the old salary, EUR 100,000.00 for attending the church and EUR 300,000.00 as the aid for minorities every year...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Thursday, April 4, 2024

More Sense Of The Sandwich Floor Concept

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Special guest appearance by Leonardo Da Vinci...

With the development of human civilisation more and more kinds of fuel for internal combustion engines will be available at lower and lower prices... Here begins the theory of HRM Leonardo Da Vinci... It makes a sense that ICEs can run on multiple types of fuel which can be stored in particular fuel tanks... Gasoline engines can run on gasoline, hydrogen and milk, diesel engines can be fuelled by diesel oil, biodiesel and e-fuels... The multiple fuel tanks can be accommodated in a sandwich floor...

Remember with me the sandwich floor Mercedes A-Class that was so much ahead of its time...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team