Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Gossip

Ladies and Gentlemen,

More good news... Air France and American Airlines joined the club of the happy owners of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental by 20 orders for the firm airplane each...

Congratulations cordially to Air France and American Airlines as well as to The Boeing Company!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Striving For Perfection

Ladies and Gentlemen,

We dealt already with the flight of airplanes and with the taxiing, too... The rolling on the runway and the acceleration, respectively are a new subject...

Of course, an airplane that weighs up to hundreds of tons and speeds at 200 km/h on the asphalt is shaking... This shaking is not only frightening and uncomfortable but it maybe shortens the life expectations of the machine, too... If large, commercial airplanes had an air suspension they would roll much smoother both during take-off and landing...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Friday, January 25, 2013

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Spring Flowers

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Boeing Company proudly presents to you: spring flowers... I think little failures like the issue with the battery of the Boeing 787 Dreamliner cannot be avoided...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Boeing 777 Next Generation - The World's Smallest Airplane

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Airbus A350 XWB is going to be a good airplane - the Boeing 777 Next Generation is going to be better... More passengers, less fuel consumption and less costs...

There is the trick in maintaining 2 full decks into the fuselage of the Boeing 777... This works if you cancel the cargo room below (there is only a space for the landing gears and some technology) and if you cancel the crown space above (there is only space for some technology here, too)...

Within the 2 full decks you have lots of stowage room for hand luggage and even suitcases... The windows on the upper deck are situated a little higher than before and on the Earth deck (the name comes from the view on the landscape) there are windows, too - except for the area of the wings...

This concept of a Next Generation 777 is very similar to the Ecoliner Concept of Boeing... However the fuselage can be thinner, the whole airplane can be lighter and the engines can keep their size, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Limited Edition

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Luxury vehicles are so very fashion... The new Rolls-Royce Wraith fascinates the enthusiasts of traditional car design, the new Maserati Quatroporte has been introduced to the fans of Italian noble cars recently, the new Mercedes S-class will be released in autumn 2013 - and already an Audi R8 is a really cool sports car...

My secret favourites are the "ad-hoc luxury cars..." You take a spacious SUV and equip it with leather armchairs, a huge cool box and all kinds of electronics... As the pictures suggest you can enjoy concerts of classical music on the state-of-the-art flat-screen... (Lexani Executive Vehicles) Oh, yes: an armouring is available, too...

The question is how can these rolling marvels be acquired? Definitely you have to pay for them but I could not find any information about the prices...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Saturday, January 19, 2013

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - The 747 Family

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Boeing Company cannot emphasise enough that the Boeing 747 represents a size on its own among the very large airplanes... A 747 is not too big - that means it can be flown on less frequented routes as well, contributing to the development of a little hidden regions, too... A 747 is not too small either - that means additional comfort, capacity and revenue compared to twin-jets...

Now if The Boeing Company have got the unique Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental in their program, the model-range of the airliner could be extended by its unique predecessor, the Boeing 747-400ER, as well... The Boeing 747-400 doesn't have the modern engines and wings and the size of the new Jumbo Jet... However it was the most successful variant of the 747 and it doesn't make a sense to end a success story so prompt...

Two actual variants of the Boeing 747 had the following advantages:

a) the Boeing 747 was represented in its unique market segment twice as strong,

b) both variants of the 747 could have different images: the Intercontinental Cruiser and the Ecoliner for shorter and frequented routes (safety),

c) the production lines of Boeing could work to capacity,

d) I think that a variety of airplanes is much more attractive to customers who can express their image better that way, who can offer a better service to their passengers and who can deploy the best airplane of the world in many different contexts,

e) of course, the interior of the Boeing 747-400 should be perked up by Dreamliner-inspired elements, but the Jumbo Jet could still remain the most affordable very large airplane on the market,

f) Airbus can produce the Airbus A340 with 4 engines at request on the production line of the Airbus A330 - this flexibility should also function with the Boeing 747...

Oh, yes: why doesn't the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental sell so good? Perhaps because the big international airports are already too crowded... Airlines bought many Airbus A380s for their most frequented routes that means that the departure and destination airports are already very cluttered by the largest airplane of the world... I guess there was the need for the Boeing 747, too however these machines couldn't move at airports any more... So the solution must be building new international airports in developing regions of the world...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Thursday, January 17, 2013

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Silent Pleasure

Ladies and Gentlemen,

British Airways and Emirates have placed orders for 20 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental airplanes each - with SkyLoft... I have this information from a very reliable Boeing employee... If this was not true, she wouldn't say so...

Thank you to British Airways and Emirates and we wish you lots of success with the new Jumbo Jet... Congratulations cordially to Boeing Commercial Airplanes!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - The Golden Age Of Ballooning

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Competition is good for business but the grounding of the Boeing 787 Dreamliner raises a couple of questions...

1) What other consequences will the "fiscal cliff" have?

2) Is the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental also affected by this type of failure?

3) What kind of a battery was there on Titanic?

4) Does a time-capsule on items of long-term use make a sense?

5) We would like to know more about the roadholding of the new Corvette Stingray...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Sunday, January 13, 2013

The Baby's Blog - Struggle For Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is one of the worst experiences at home when somebody eats the piece of food that you saved for later... The explanation might be that relatives are similar and they like the same food...

The solution is a refrigerator with personal compartments for all family members...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Saturday, January 5, 2013

Strangers In The Night

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I always liked traveling in the evening and the night lights of cars... Does traveling in the evening make a sense, too?

At daytime you can experience a location:

a) a holiday resort,
b) tourist attractions or
c) just your city...

In the evening and in the night you can travel:

a) you will see only clever people on the roads,
b) you won't drive quite as fast - that is secure and environmentally friendly and
c) there must be lots of empty roads in the night - with the control of the police...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Thursday, January 3, 2013

Fairy Tale About PSY

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time, PSY met the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi... The following conversation developed among them actually...

"PSY, we really like everything about you - but let us dye your hair..."

"What colour do you think of?"

"Red!"

"Green!"

"Blue!"

"I would like to have my hair dyed in yellow..."

"Yes, but you are going to look like a fledgling then..."

Now, let's wait for the new video of PSY... The next story is going to lead us to Saudi Arabia...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



The 3 Billionaires In Outer Space

Fairy Tale About Medical Science

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time, one of the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi became green... The magical doctor arrived fast...

"Who is here sick?" she questioned... The others pointed at the one who became green...

"Which of your legs does hurt?" the doctor asked again...

"Out of which the bone sticks out," Röfi answered...

"Since when can you feel the pain?" so the doctor... "O.k., let's call the ambulance..."

This is actually the academical approach to orthopaedics... Prevention is better than surgery... The doctor is magical because Röfi survived... The next story is going to lead us into a theme park...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Fairy Tale About The Tax Office

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time, the Tax Office rang at the door of the home of the 3 billionaires... Röfi, Töfi and Böfi ran to open it and said welcome to the officer actually...

"Why don't you live with us so that you better know how we live and how much we spend?" asked Röfi...

"Why don't you fill out these forms instead of us?" asked Töfi...

"How are you satisfied with your salary?" asked Böfi...

Yes, the representative of the Tax Office was a beautiful and blond lady and it was summer...

"I'm telling you the truth, we think that your tax receipts are very good," the magical creature replied...

Children, wake up!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



The 3 Billionaires And The 3 Brides

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi wanted to marry... So they advertised for a cooking competition... The winners are:

Mrs. Röfi with her instant soup - as her husband lives for his companies...

Mrs. Töfi with her instant vegetables - as her family wants children, too...

Mrs. Böfi with her instant pudding - as she can make good deals...

You may ask where is justice? Events such as tower vomit or looking in a distance are there for the next generations... The next story will lead us to politics...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Fairy Tale About The Enchanted Airport

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi reached the Enchanted Airport of which runway was covered with leaves... The 3 billionaires had to find out the magic spell to clean the runway...

"I want it that way!" tried Röfi but nothing happened...

"Euphoria!" said Töfi - still nothing...

"Rain over me!" said Böfi - no miracle...

The 3 billionaires had to find a solution quickly because the runway could have been covered with snow, as well... The next story will lead us to the small road sweeper machine...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Fairy Tale About The Magic Well

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires, Röfi, Töfi and Böfi reached to the Magic Well that makes you tell the truth actually... Röfi dared to drink first...

"Moss grows on the Northern side of trees that's how you can come out of the forest," said Röfi...

Töfi drank next...

"You can also come out of the forest if you keep on walking in the same direction, and then sooner or later you'll be out of the forest," meant Töfi...

Böfi was the last one to drink...

"And I am gay," said Böfi and he had a hick-up...

"That's also good," said Röfi and Töfi and the 3 billionaires hit the road to the edge of the forest... The next story is going to lead us to the Enchanted Airport...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Fairy Tale About The Three Billionaires

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time, three billionaires gathered themselves in a magical forest because they lost the way home... Somehow they had Hungarian names: Röfi, Töfi and Böfi... They were walking in the magical forest looking for the way out when they met the Fairy who always tells you the truth actually...

"You can have 3 questions," the Fairy said...

"3 questions each or altogether?" asked Röfi...
"Altogether," replied the Fairy...

"Now we would like to live on private jets but we were told that mobile homes are a misery... What is the solution?" asked Töfi...
"The private jets should have some own terminals and you should have your boachoo with you," the Fairy sneezed...

"Is there a long enough runway on the Seychelles for a Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP?" asked Böfi...
"I don't know," answered the Fairy...

The Fairy left the billionaires who still didn't know how to find the way out of the magical forest... The next story is going to lead us to the Magical Well...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Reasons Of The Mind

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The below pictures are only as much funny as they are an exaggeration... Basically, you should accept what you are given - your enemies don't give you anything...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team