Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Unusual Behaviour

Ladies and Gentlemen,


In a distant future mankind will have to seriously think over carbon dioxide emissions and global warming... Why not start environmental protection already now when a disaster or cataclysm seem to be ridiculous? In the upcoming millions of years and afterwards you don't have to worry about the greenhouse effect...

It can be reckoned how much carbon dioxide all the plants on Earth can neutralise (dynamic balance) and how much carbon dioxide has to be in the atmosphere in order to have a pleasant and warm climate (static balance) - and accordingly you can tell how many cars with an ICE running on fossil fuels can be operated on Earth... You can live already now keeping this calculation in mind...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Sunday, May 5, 2024

Durable Presidential Program - May 5th 2024

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Why is the Wild West wild and why do wolf laws rule approx. in the middle of the USA? Because fascists have infected with their mindset the otherwise mostly Christian citizens of that area... The infection has to be cured and only Texan hats can remain from the past...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, April 30, 2024

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - Compulsory Consumption

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Hiding is not enough security... Luxury products and the education connected to them are better... Becoming active instead of being passive... So I decided to make the following law: people of a yearly income over EUR 20,000,000.00 need to buy at least one luxury class car every 20 years... (Luxury class is to me beyond executive class and supreme class...) You can choose from the following makes:

  • Rolls-Royce
  • Maybach
  • Bentley
  • Lexani
  • Bugatti
  • Ferrari
  • Lamborghini
  • Maserati
  • Range Rover
  • Aston Martin
What is the sense of luxury cars? Humans need to be led a little...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, April 27, 2024

Compulsive Thoughts Are An Infection

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Humans who are homosexuals used to live among many, many fascists and unfortunately they took over the way of thinking of the fascists - this used to be security... Now that fascists have died out they have left behind their way of thinking - in terms of an infection that means compulsive thoughts... If you want to get rid of compulsive thoughts you have to get rid of the infection... Thank God there are many possible ways of curing that infection:

1) Gay marriage - some courageous men and women marry and show the world an example of what is homosexual love actually...

2) Family tradition - it is a very strong foundation of living a healthy and successful life... Family tradition is immunity...

3) Killing humans is the method of fascists of solving problems but it is a bad and unacceptable method... There are plenty of good and peaceful methods of solving problems - you have to learn and use these ones...

4) You have to be rich... Rich people forgive easier, they are more flexible...

5) You have to believe in Jesus Christ... He taught that you shall not judge and you won't be judged...

6) If what you are originally is oppressed by an alien thought that is a passive-aggressive problem...

7) Humans take over aggressive thoughts from fascists because they want to become strong... The point is to become strong without aggression among humans... (Leonardo Da Vinci)

8) Aggression is no love... Theoretically it ruins your love-life...

I think it makes a sense to collect methods to fight against the infection that fascists left behind... Homosexuals are different...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Don't Anticipate - Participate!

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I am 49 years old and I can remember the 1990's when environmental protection started to become serious... Electric cars were considered a very good solution if electricity comes from nuclear power plants or power plants based on renewable sources... Three decades later electric cars are there and they are not so popular... The only explanation for this occurrence is that electric cars are just one solution for mobility among many other possibilities...

So car manufacturers shouldn't expect that customers buy exclusively electric cars and car buyers shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater... Fossil energy sources are not catastrophic but if you want really clean air around you, if you want to drive in the tropics or if you want redundancy of propulsion technologies then electric cars are an interesting alternative... It is also very important that only the first generation of electric vehicles is being offered - development is about to come...

I have switched... One more argument for electric cars: you should join in and get involved a little bit...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Saturday, April 13, 2024

You Have To Learn During Your Entire Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,


This is a theory of Johannes von Wolfinger-Boeing, my brother-in-law... It is about what factors define a man's sexual life?

1) It is a good friend who keeps you back from stupid things...

2) 2 rules for married men:

     a) You have to give all your money to your family...

     b) The pocket money you receive you have to spend on your personality...

3) You shouldn't tell this theory to women because it is about homosexuality that women have no idea of... So women are not supposed to understand this theory...

4) You have to eat much... Being fed-up makes sex better...

5) You shouldn't have sex with foreign women... As women don't have any sexual desire they only want to plunder you...

6) What do men enjoy? Men enjoy playing... There are infinite possibilities of playing but basically and emotionally traveling by car is most important... Travelling by car reduces a man's aggression...

7) You could also try to collect a little fortune - that is directly the opposite of gladiator fights...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Life In The Countryside

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I plan to live my life mostly in "Royal Reservations" because that is secure... In the park part of each Royal Reservation I would like to build a monastery so that God and people who devote their lives to God are close to the Royal Family...

All applications to the monasteries are welcome... The financial part of the life of a monk is the following: EUR 300,000.00 as the old salary, EUR 100,000.00 for attending the church and EUR 300,000.00 as the aid for minorities every year...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Thursday, April 4, 2024

More Sense Of The Sandwich Floor Concept

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Special guest appearance by Leonardo Da Vinci...

With the development of human civilisation more and more kinds of fuel for internal combustion engines will be available at lower and lower prices... Here begins the theory of HRM Leonardo Da Vinci... It makes a sense that ICEs can run on multiple types of fuel which can be stored in particular fuel tanks... Gasoline engines can run on gasoline, hydrogen and milk, diesel engines can be fuelled by diesel oil, biodiesel and e-fuels... The multiple fuel tanks can be accommodated in a sandwich floor...

Remember with me the sandwich floor Mercedes A-Class that was so much ahead of its time...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team










Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Don't Change A Winning Team

Ladies and Gentlemen,


In a democratic country parliamentary elections are called most often every 4 years - the point in these regular election terms is that no political party can grasp power and turn the country into a dictatorship... I think there is a major failure with this system...

A kind of government sometimes is at power so that the whole country is flourishing and there is plenty of money for everything... Then the regular elections come and somehow the opposition can form a new government... This new government states that the former one has ruined the country and suddenly there is not enough money for anything... I'm afraid this is not only a nightmare...

So my idea is that parliamentary or presidential elections are only called when it is necessary... The opinion of the population is questioned - as it is a basic element of democracy - when it is necessary... Regular election terms are a mechanical and heartless behaviour and they may be far away from reality...

I would like to add that you must not accept absurd results of an election either... I mean results that endanger the peaceful development of a country or which are evil as we know from history... The majority behind such results would be criminals... But that is already too much populism...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, March 15, 2024

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - A Better Understanding For Humans

Ladies and Gentlemen,


From now on you can receive a donation of 100,000.00 Euros for a year if you go to church 30 times a year in a verified way... My explanation for this new rule is that if you want to live as it is taught at church then you need some money, too... Of course, the new 100,000.00 Euros are a praise for the correct behaviour of the population...

UNO say that the additional 100,000.00 Euros don't subvert the order of society but they improve it, in the above mentioned connection...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, March 10, 2024

The Future Of Mankind - March 10th 2024

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Here you have some new insights on the future of mankind...

1) Car driving might be practical, exciting, relaxing and healthy but I still wouldn't say it is the sense of life... The sense of life is much more science, arts and love... What does it mean if science, arts and love are the most important human activities? It means that humans need education - during their entire life... Education is first of all a task of the Church...

2) The future of mankind depends on if one can find activities for him- or herself that make a sense... If you have a computer it can make useful anything you deal with...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Saturday, March 2, 2024

Pop Music

Ladies and Gentlemen,


In our modern world - I mean in Western cultures and in cultures similar to the West - laws and justice reach every people, such as the school system and electric power... It is a newer phenomenon that arts reaches giant crowds, too - you can think of American movies or pop music...

Of course, it is an immense responsibility to perform as an international superstar... I'm not saying that "stars are little gods" (J.C.) but I'm saying that stars are little kings and queens, with their own laws, engagement and success...

I think pop music is the future...

(When there was only folklore for average people, that was arts already - but then there were no greater masses...)


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Sunday, February 25, 2024

On The Death Of My Beloved Mother

Ladies and Gentlemen,


There is no life alone...

So there are no human life and no universe either without a Creator...

Even God Almighty was longing for some tiny creatures...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Friday, February 2, 2024

Collecting Cars

Ladies and Gentlemen,


It makes only a sense to have solely one car in one household... However there are people to sustain more than one cars - what might be the point in it? I think if you accumulate cars it just makes the same sense like when you accumulate any other stocks... Accumulating stocks makes 2 senses:

a) You try to protect yourself against the changes in the world...

b) You want to increase your security over 100%...

Maybe you buy several cars because owning many cars gives you the feeling of being fed up... If you are fed up physically you start to have good ideas and so you can live the life of an intellectual... If collecting cars gives you the feeling of being fed up emotionally you may have good ideas, too...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team








Monday, January 22, 2024

On The Holy Spirit - January 23rd 2024

Ladies and Gentlemen,


A pine tree can be a Swedish coffee table... A pine tree can be a Christmas tree... A pine forest is very beautiful and romantic - you can have sex in a pine forest... From the skin of a cow you can make a leather cover for a Swedish couch... How is it possible that a pine tree makes a sense? How is it possible that a pine tree is useful?

How is it possible that a Swedish coffee table is there in a pine tree? It's because a pine tree wants to be something... It's because a pine tree wants to be useful... It's because a pine tree loves you... I don't think that the creativity of the Swedish is enough... You need a pine tree, too...

A cow gives milk... A tree gives wood... That's a kind of love...

(Source: Michelangelo, Martin Luther the Reformer, the movie "Indecent proposal", the theory about trees creating lairs for animals, tree-huggers etc.)


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Quiz - January 17th 2024

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Question: Which car is the closest concurrent of the Porsche 911 Carrera?

Answer: The Mercedes-Benz S-Class... (Engine output and price: very similar, car body and driving dynamics: Porsche sportier...)

Question: Why does a Porsche 911 Carrera have its engine in the rear?

Answer: So that the waves made by its engine are not weakened by the waves made by the car moving forward... Both the waves leaving the engine and the waves made by the car moving forward point in the same direction and strengthen each other...

Question: Does the rear-engine effect appear in mid-engine cars, too?

Answer: Yes, it does... The more a mid-engine is placed in the rear of the car the stronger the rear-engine effect is...

Question: What about front-engined and front-wheel-drive cars?

Answer: Hush!

Question: Are front-engined and real-wheel-drive cars bad constructions?

Answer: No, they aren't... The cardan shaft functions as a big spring in the middle of the car and it makes the whole car more flexible...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team