Tuesday, December 19, 2023

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - A Ship's Engine

Ladies and Gentlemen,


In the pictures below you can see how a 2-stroke diesel engine works... Vast 2-stroke diesel engines are usually used in ships, they are enormously big - but thanks to the 2-stroke principle they act as twice as big, compared to 4-stroke engines... If you plan 2-stroke diesel engines to the road they can be really compact, effective and strong, compared to 4-stroke engines... They make it even possible to build a ship's engine into a luxury car...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Saturday, December 16, 2023

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - Black Badge

Ladies and Gentlemen,


One of the greatest achievements of De la Mikula Kings is that people know that they don't have to be afraid of them... That's why we are Kings... Thank God for that!

Why do I want to buy Rolls-Royce Black Badge label cars then? Because there are guys that are chasing us... And there are guys that we want to frighten... And because I want to remember eternally the car that Milla Jovovich had presented me - when I was in the biggest trouble...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team











Sunday, December 10, 2023

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - Fusion

Ladies and Gentlemen,


A hybrid power-train is not a compromise between ICE-drive and electric drive but the electric parts of the hybrid power-train are a completion of the ICE... Just like turbo-charging is a completion of the ICE... Actually a hybrid power-train is a fusion of ICE and electric drive - combining immense power with environmental protection...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team









Friday, December 1, 2023

Easy Entry And Getting Out

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The Mercedes-Benz concept car F100 had them but the Mercedes-Benz R-Class didn't have them any more: it's about the rear sliding doors... Sliding doors make getting out of and in a passenger car possible in crowded parking spaces... Actually I would welcome slide doors for front passengers, too...

Nowadays you can get sliding doors for the rear passengers on the V-Class of Mercedes-Benz... I would be happy if sliding doors spread in all car types as the door concept of the future... Long live Jonathan Silver Scott, the inventor!

However electronics in cars developed faster than the technology of car bodies... Nowadays you navigate your car by a remote control and a computer out of the narrow parking space and when you're done you enter easily the vehicle, getting out of the car goes in the opposite direction...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Thursday, November 30, 2023

Phantasy Is Everything

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The last Bentley Mulsanne that was ordered for HRM Queen Elizabeth II has returned to the Bentley museum... In the pictures below you can see a Bentley Mulsanne EWB but the Queen's car is green outside and monochrome tan inside, with some special equipment... (Source: Motor Authority etc.)


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team









Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Psychotherapy Helps

Ladies and Gentlemen,


The Maybach 57s and the Maybach 62s are the more sportive versions of the immensely luxurious Maybach limousines... This is important to know when you are a billionaire and I'm staying well-informed...

It is very interesting that I have human relationships as well... It cost me nearly 30 years of psychotherapy but of course it was worth it...

Thank you, Jesus!


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team









Sunday, November 19, 2023

The Secret Of Eternal Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Special Guest Appearance by Leonardo Da Vinci

It is the secret of eternal life - according to Leonardo Da Vinci - that you have to solve your tasks... Unsolved tasks make you sick... How can you solve the most tasks? You have to remain a student... How can you remain a student? The answer is the same as when you want to become a scientist...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


The Secret Of Success

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Special Guest Appearance by Leonardo Da Vinci

Leonardo Da Vinci remembered back how his computer was set...

  • What is success? When all of your consumer goods are luxury products... How can you reach that?
  • You need a Pentium-processor so you can perform your best...
  • Your Pentium-processor must have the target of constructive work...
  • Constructive work is unique... What is unique is expensive...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, November 12, 2023

An Elegant Solution

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Special Guest Appearance by Leonardo Da Vinci

Many of you would like to do an "easy work on the computer from home..." Leonardo Da Vinci thinks that it can be solved that everybody does some scientific work...

You have to give computers equipped by Pentium processors to the people... Pentium processors are also called "scientific processors" because they are meant to organise scientific work... But as all computers, Pentium-computers organise the life of the user of the computer as well and of course, they organise the life of a scientist... Now since "existence defines consciousness", you would have the mind of a scientist working on a Pentium-computer... It is also to expect that later "consciousness defines existence" that means you act on the world as a scientist...

Leonardo Da Vinci doesn't deal with how many days you work in a factory in a week or how much money you earn with your work... He has only answered the question how you can start to live the life of a scientist unregarded all outer circumstances... He thinks that factory operator computers are also interesting - you could be presented by 2 computers as well (an aid up to EUR 100,000.00/ person/ year)...

(When "consciousness defines existence" that's in a democracy, typically...)


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Ideas, Suggestions, Proposals

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I permit that public traffic (an idea of my wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing) and station wagons (an idea of Jesus Christ) are eligible to the citizenship for free, by the means for community development up to the value of EUR 200,000.00/ person/ year... Explanation:

1) Free public traffic and free station wagons are community development indeed...

2) Free public traffic and free station wagons add a touch of generosity to everyday life you expect from a kingdom...

I couldn't spend this money in any better way...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, November 11, 2023

Science Helps

Ladies and Gentlemen,


According to experts of marketing there is an oversupply on the market of passenger cars currently... That means development of passenger cars will be suspended for a longer while and customers will be able to buy "cars of nostalgia" naturally...

Sports car manufacturers say that they are going to wait for me patiently... They are so nice...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, November 10, 2023

Craze Of Future, Future Of Craze: Space Travel

Ladies and Gentlemen,


In a distant future, interstellar space flights (from EUR 100,000.00) and space habitats (you have to imagine an astronomical amount of money) will be able to be financed by the means for community development as well... So you will be able both to save some money and to travel and to live in space...

By the above mentioned source of money you will be able to have some pocket money, too for your journeys and living in space...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Wednesday, November 8, 2023

Further Crazy Expenses

Ladies and Gentlemen,


1) Every household should consist of 2 pieces of real estate... Because that is security... Anything can happen to your real estate - and then where do you live?

2) The first piece of real estate should be a rental property... Comfortable but affordable... This is historical tradition...

3) The second piece of real estate should be a perpetual property... Which is presented to the household by, let's say, the state...

a) The perpetual property should be approx. as big as the rental property... It should answer to the expectations from a luxury home: spacious, bright, modern, comfortable, secure, elegant, cozy etc. Furnished!

b) Construction of the perpetual property should be organised and financed by a Local Top Boy/Girl by the means for community development (max. EUR 10,000,000.00/person/year)...

c) Cleaning of the perpetual property should happen once or twice a year by the members of the household or by a cleaning company...

d) With a swimming pool where it is only possible... (source: Audience)

4) If a household owns already 2 pieces of real estate then it doesn't get a third one presented by the state...

This subject is so frightening you don't think over it normally... Or you do but then you are frightened... A car is a joke...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Monday, November 6, 2023

Driver's Cars

Ladies and Gentlemen,


"I want the good life... But I don't want an easy ride..." This is a quote of Madonna...

This is so true... However driving my cars myself would be too much hardship on my untrodden ways (source: my Psychologist)... And there is nothing female in me (source: Audience)... So I need to travel by driver's cars...

A King is there for the whole country... However the working class makes the biggest part of the society... It would be very-very silly to ignore them...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Monday, October 23, 2023

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - Zenith

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I can't be any more successful than that... You can ring the church bell... It's time for contemporaries and successors to find more work...

I don't want to be cynical but the world is heading into a good direction... Thank God!

If you travel by car you get the farest and you are the most successful on the surface of continents... You have to remain within your scope...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team