New Concorde - With Donald Duck

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Donald Duck is a house duck that's why it is white... It is wearing a navy uniform as it is a symbol of intercontinental passenger transport... Stories over Donald Duck are not adequate because Donald Duck is only there for the guidance of passengers on an instrument panel... On an instrument panel of New Concorde...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 777X - Technology Of Ancient Egypt

Ladies and Gentlemen,

According to calculations of Ancient Egypt it is possible to reduce the weight of the Boeing 777X significantly by a new design of the fuselage... It was the purpose of the engineer to turn the fuselage into one giant wing profile... The task can be solved by applying a much longer bow than those of conventional airplanes... What the unusually long bow might contain beyond a couple of first class seats is going to be a question for other engineers...

In the 2nd picture below it is depicted that even the mighty Boeing 777-9X was able to be hold by 21 slaves as it was so easy... At the time of the creation of this drawing pharaohs in Egypt started to build pyramids, the pharaohs were my father actually...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

New Concorde - The Art-Deco Version

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You are not supposed to say "New Concorde has been nicely embellished" but "New Concorde has got and art-deco finish..." Here you have my ideas for an advanced experience of the aircraft:

a) light-metal wheels for easier take-off, cruising and a more powerful braking (they are technically possible),
b) gold-plated re-heat for improved security,
c) first-class and business-class seating for first-class and business-class passengers,
d) sun-windows for a better atmosphere, even at night,
e) computer-controlled catering system for more satisfied passengers,
f) wings with one-layer surface-panels made of carbon-fibre-plastic for a reduced overall weight,
g) double rudders for an increased up-lift and improved flight-characteristics,
h) modified navigation software for improved flight-characteristics...

Actually light-metal wheels don't cost any more than wheels made of forged iron...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The King Is Escaping

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I always faint before I can write on this airplane... The Airbus A380 as a private jet... My private jet, actually...

I used to make the mistake not to buy a Rolls-Royce or a private jet even if the goods were there in front of me... If I bought anything then I used to leave it behind because I was looking for my possible friends who must have been less fortunate then me... Now I am not going to neglect my status symbols...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 777X Instant Ecoliner - July 16th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

On the base of the Boeing 777-8X another large Ecoliner could be developed quickly and in a cost-efficient manner: the Boeing 777X Instant Ecoliner... Here you have my arguments for designing and producing the Boeing 777X Instant Ecoliner:

a) it could contribute to a secure future of large airplanes in the model range of The Boeing Company,
b) it could not only make regional aviation more secure and environmentally friendly but it could also take off burdens from highways and high-speed railways (certain - typically intercontinental - highways and railroads didn't even have to be built),
c) a 2nd representative of the large Ecoliner concept could ensure the future of the large Ecoliner made by The Boeing Company,
d) naturally, a large Ecoliner should be based on the most reliable and popular commercial aircraft of the world: the Boeing 777,
e) the Boeing 777X is using advanced materials which should be propagated also by building another version of the Boeing 777X,
f) the Ecoliner concept shouldn't go cheap that is why one variant of the Ecoliner concept had to be based on stylish Boeing 777X...

In the pictures below: source of advanced materials in Vorarlberg, Austria...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 767 Instant Ecoliner - July 16th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I know it is a childish idea to travel in the trunk of a passenger car still I cannot resist to write on my idea of the Boeing 767 Instant Ecoliner... According to me, the Boeing 767 can be turned into a full-double-deck airplane as a regional jet as you don't need to take so much luggage on a trip when you fly only regionally... That's how the cargo space could be turned into a new passenger deck with only one aisle... A new row of windows would be both exciting and healthy...

Here you have my arguments for the Boeing 767 Instant Ecoliner:

a) it would require only a relatively simple modification of the Boeing 767 to turn it in a modern full-double-deck airplane, fuselage, engines, wings or aft trimming surfaces shouldn't be designed newly for a large Ecoliner of The Boeing Company,
b) the Boeing 767 Instant Ecoliner would be a larger airplane than the full-double-deck Boeing 737 MAX and the Boeing 767 Intercity, first one is a single-aisle airplane, second has got only one passenger deck...

The above idea is based on the Airbus A330 neo regional jet...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Bed Of Future

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I bought a new bed to my bedroom, it is a fancier one than those at IKEA still you have to assemble it in your home by yourself... I already experienced that the small parts did not arrive in the box...

What does it take to implement such a bed?

The bed is delivered in 3 parts: bed-end, middle-parts and mattress, each of them weigh over 100 kg... It is practically impossible to carry these 3 pieces of the bed up the stairs...

You have to be at very good physics if you want to assemble the bed on your own... You have to receive continuous computeral aid during the assembly (most often computers only conceal wisely)... You need to have the experience of thousands of years for the most efficient movements... (You don't learn to dance ballet, you'll never do it...)

You need to have lots of friends in order to be calm enough during installation as it is some mental work as well... Room temperature is not subsidiary... The assembly takes a few well-planned days either way...

It is also possible to call some experts of the furniture store who assemble the bed... However I didn't have some money at the moment...

You really need thousands of years for one successful assembly on your own... So it is not a problem if you become nervous attacks during the first trials...

"People in the USA are going to use Imperial measuring units..."
"Still they are going to understand if I express myself using the metric system..."
"Certainly..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

American Periscope - July 12th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is sooo easy to learn Swedish...

HULLA - bed mattress,
GANGSTA - bed frame,
NULLA - night table,
INOG - book shelves,
BJÖRN - wardrobe unit,
BALMORAL - round table,
FING - multimedia reck,
ENJA - sticking stift,
FREJA - jar,
DRAGSTA - toy car...

Grammar:

"Guys, why don't you take the desk here?" - KIPSTA!

For men with a family: 18 kg or 26 kg are only the weights of the wrappers made of paper...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

American Periscope - July 11th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In Spain I came entirely to myself as I discovered that I was a housewife... Only you were not allowed to put it down a couple of decades ago... My art of cooking is not yet as advanced as that of my brother George or my friend Alexandr... Still I collected 6 exciting receipts for beginners:

a) Non-alcoholic Bloody Mary:

It is tomato juice, just like that...

b) Honest Caviar:

Small bites of bread with butter taste the same as if caviar was there on the top, too... It is very interesting...

c) Sweet Orange:

It is tangerine... You can buy some sweet orange as follows:

"How is the orange?"
"I don't know..."
"Then I would like to buy some tangerine..."

d) Tasty Chocolate:

Tasty chocolate always comes from Austria, you shouldn't experience with anything else... In the summer you can put chocolate in the fridge so it does not become liquid, even if it is done in the grocery compartment it becomes very hard quickly...

e) Lean/Emergency Pizza:

If you have got more than enough noodles at home, you can eat them with some canned meat and cheese and tomatoes... You can bake it in the microwave or any other stove...

f) Enough Pudding:

It means half a gallon of pudding...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

This Is Too Good, The World Is Not Yet Ready For It - July 7th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

3, 2, 1, 0... We are switching to Starship Enterprise that is a tractor spacecraft (it is forbidden to tow anything in space)... Here you have the crew:

Beverly Crusher: "Shall I operate you?"
Counsellor Diana Troy: "No, you must not..."
First Officer Riker: "Go in peace, your sins are forgiven..."
First Engineer Geordi LaForge: President of the USA
Deputy Officer Data: "Come on, guys, find out how much this dress of Chanel has cost?" "How much?"
Guinan: she rather remains silent...
Lt. Wesley Crusher: there is Lt. Crusher!
R2D2: Counsellor Diana Troy is sitting on him...

Jean-Luc Picard: he has got long, curly and brown hair, blue eyes and he is singing when nothing else happens...
First Security Officer Whorf: "I like him..."
Gul Dukat: "I like him, too..."

Lwaxana Troy: she is a Romulan only she has disguised herself
Q: he has got long, curly and brown hair, blue eyes and he is singing when nothing else happens...
Britney Spears: "Action!"

1st adventure of Starship Enterprise TNG: the crew has to travel back in time and change history as much as it is possible...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 767 Intercity - An Aircraft Type On Its Own - July 6th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

According to me, the Boeing 767 Intercity and the Airbus A330 should NOT be produced together and at the same location of production, respectively... I collected a few arguments which explain my opinion:

a) both the Boeing 767 and the Airbus A330 are expected to become the most popular regional commercial aircraft because they represent the "small Ecoliner" principle, therefore these airplanes cannot be produced together, disregarded their actual production numbers,

b) the far less important Boeing 737 MAX and Airbus A320 should be produced together, however the design of both airplanes is very different already, such as a full-double-deck version of the Boeing 737 MAX can be expected, that is why only common parts can be imagined between the Boeing 737 MAX and the Airbus A320 (for example engines),

c) the four-engine and long-haul large aircraft Airbus A340 is based on the Airbus A330, therefore the Boeing 767 Intercity and the Airbus A330 cannot be produced at the same location of production,

d) common parts between the Boeing 767 Intercity and the Airbus A330 can be realised, for example engines, so that the "small Ecoliner" concept becomes even more popular (it is about a new generation of environmentally friendly and secure regional commercial aircraft),

e) the Boeing 767 Intercity is meant to feature many unique solutions (inner wings, observation deck with panoramic windows and 1-engine-propulsion), therefore it cannot be produced at the same location as the Airbus A330,

f) the US Navy Poseidon and AVACS aircraft types are very important developments which are based on the Boeing 767, therefore the Boeing 767 Intercity and the Airbus A330 cannot be produced together...

In the pictures: the Boeing 767 with inner wings and the Boeing 767 as a hot air balloon...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 777X - The Backbone Of Aviation Industry - July 6th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

How can a Boeing 777X be made of plastic in secret? The 2-engine airliner should receive a truss made of aluminium in the middle which was able to hold the seats with passengers, luggage containers, nearly all technology that is needed for flight and naturally the outer hull of the fuselage... The outer hull of the fuselage could be made of carbon-fibre plastic... As it is about a huge surface the saving of weight could be also meaningful... The inner truss which was made of aluminium had to hold less heavy outer walls but it was as strong as all other trusses inside of airplanes so it could hold the same inner equipment as earlier airplane types... All in one, a Boeing 777X with a composite fuselage could be stronger and lighter than conventional aircraft designs... A composite design of the Boeing 777X could be named bionic, too because of its similarity to the composition of more advanced animals...

How can the wings and the aft trimming surfaces be connected to the fuselage? They shouldn't be connected only to the outside hull but to the inner truss as well... This construction principle could result in even stronger joints between the fuselage and the wings and the aft trimming surfaces than before...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

National Holiday Of The USA - July 4th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have been praying the whole day long... I am very sorry if you forgot about Independence Day...

What do we celebrate on July 4th each year?

a) national day of dentistry,
b) annual of the proclamation of the Independence Of The USA (since 1776),
c) holiday of US railway unions,
d) Mr. Michael Jackson died on this day actually...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sensation! First Images From Sunk America!

Valued Reader,

I was suspicious already when I heard that Pres. Barack Obama was born in Jamaica... In reality the President was born on the Bahamas but it is a top secret... One's longing for the USA that went down a couple of weeks ago (together with The Boeing Factory) can be satisfied by the beauties of underwater life maybe... In the Blog "My Rolls-Royce Diary" you will find some good music...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team