Sunday, July 13, 2014

The Bed Of Future

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I bought a new bed to my bedroom, it is a fancier one than those at IKEA still you have to assemble it in your home by yourself... I already experienced that the small parts did not arrive in the box...

What does it take to implement such a bed?

The bed is delivered in 3 parts: bed-end, middle-parts and mattress, each of them weigh over 100 kg... It is practically impossible to carry these 3 pieces of the bed up the stairs...

You have to be at very good physics if you want to assemble the bed on your own... You have to receive continuous computeral aid during the assembly (most often computers only conceal wisely)... You need to have the experience of thousands of years for the most efficient movements... (You don't learn to dance ballet, you'll never do it...)

You need to have lots of friends in order to be calm enough during installation as it is some mental work as well... Room temperature is not subsidiary... The assembly takes a few well-planned days either way...

It is also possible to call some experts of the furniture store who assemble the bed... However I didn't have some money at the moment...

You really need thousands of years for one successful assembly on your own... So it is not a problem if you become nervous attacks during the first trials...

"People in the USA are going to use Imperial measuring units..."
"Still they are going to understand if I express myself using the metric system..."
"Certainly..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


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