Monday, January 31, 2011

Rolls-Royce City Car

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Facing the growing demand on Rolls-Royce cars and on environmentally friendly cars I have found out the Rolls-Royce City Car... It is a Rolls-Royce Phantom CoupĂ© - that means a little bit smaller Phantom for the owner-driver fitting in the city traffic but standing all demands on luxury - with a fully electric drive system supported by a "range extender" in terms of a 6 cylindres in-line engine of BMW... So a "plug-in-hybrid" or a "full-hybrid..."

You haven't heard this piece of news from me...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Sunday, January 30, 2011

JDLM Administration Touch

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Me and my team have planned a little enhancement to the city around our dream house... It is very optimistic regarding the future but I wouldn't mind if it defined 21st Century...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, January 28, 2011

Let Us Have A Look Forward

Ladies and Gentlemen,

More speed and more space
This is 21st Century's face
And the interiors
Are entirely yours

Here you have some funny ideas for a "Next Generation Airbus" - I have found them on the web, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Sun Is Always Shining Above The Clouds January 27th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I made a mistake again... Aircraft don't cost only a tenth of the price you commonly know but their list price is a fair balance between the work of aircraft manufacturers and the interests of airlines... If you question anybody at an aircraft company or at an airline they are certainly going to explain you why flying is as secure as you can always hear... The excellent statistics of aircraft security must be the result of many factors - Rolls-Royce is for example one of the most important jet engine producers while Rolls-Royce motor cars are and remain a rarity on the roads...

Now if you could sell 4 samples of the improved Concorde for the many possible intercontinental routes each year at a list price of - let's say - 400 Million Euros then the lucky aircraft manufacturer could surely make even some profit by selling the iconic supersonic passanger jet...

So raise your ass!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Propagandah

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is an ancient rule of arts that artworks should process the great deeds of famous people... However it is quite frightening, confusing and annoying (= awkward) for a God fearing person if he or she discovers him- or herself in nearly all leading roles... My personal example is Mother Theresa of Calcutta who is "famous for her modesty..."

So creative people are wanted in Hollywood who write scripts that are less horror to me... It is not fun anymore...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Monday, January 24, 2011

State-Of-The-Art

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Space Shuttle (STS) brought the Hubble Space Telescope to orbit and updated it several times - this is how we started gaining a better view to the depths of the Universe... The Space Shuttle has also visited the Mir Space Station and contributed to building and supplying the International Space Station - laying down the foundation of mankind's long-term living and working in space... Thank you!

If we consider that outer space is infinite such as the Creating God is also infinite then we, humans have got a much longer future before us than the really troubled past behind us... Thank to the efforts of our ancestors we can deal with the future of us and of our children...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, January 21, 2011

Micro-Turbines In A Supersonic Jet Engine?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The jet engines of the Concorde had to be small in order to have only a little air-resistance... That is why designers had to denounce of more effective turbo-fan engines that have a bigger diameter...

However if the jet engines within the turbo-fan engines were only micro-turbines (as seen in the recent concept car of Jaguar) that are possible by today then the entire turbo-fan engine could have a small diameter, too standing the demands of aerodynamics of a supersonic aircraft...

Turbo-fan engines would mean a better efficiency and less noise on a supersonic jet, as well - a welcomed change of the iconic Concorde... ("But Jaguar doesn't even produce jet engines???")

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Concorde - More Actual Than Ever

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The New Concorde could connect the following cities:
London/Paris - New York
London/Paris - Hong Kong
London/Paris - Rio de Janeiro
London/Paris - Sydney
Dubai - New York
Dubai - Hong Kong
Beijing/Tokyo - Los Angeles
Sydney - Los Angeles
Lagos - New York
Lagos - Hong Kong etc.

Line production could make everything more affordable: not 20 aircraft altogether but 4 aircraft a year...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Thursday, January 20, 2011

Fancy Club-Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Follow or join the club of the supporters of a New Concorde on Facebook: New Concorde

Thank you!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

New Concorde

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think mankind should revive the Concorde airplane... We can be still satisfied with the outer design and performance (144 passangers and Mach 2) of the Concorde of the 1970's - you would only wish a modern cockpit with modern electronics and an improvement of the engines (reduction of noise and emissions - for example by very high-pressure and multi-point fuel-injection, just like in modern combustion engines)...

The New Concorde should enable personal and business connections among all continents of the Earth, contributing to global development in all respects... That means the service of the New Concorde was very similar to the internet providing with LIVE connection among people... Of course, the high speed of the aircraft would also mean more luxury than you have on subsonic jets... In a world growing together the Concorde is more actual than ever...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sandwich-Floor

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If you have nothing in the sandwich-floor
you can slide and hide within the door...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Largest Discovery Of 21st Century

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In 20 years we, human beings on Earth will be also able to build weather balloons - commonly known as UFOs...

"You can travel on the UFO, son..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Monday, January 17, 2011

Boeing 777-300ER VIP Concept

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Here a few pictures and a VIP concept of my other favourite (from Boeing): the Boeing 777... (An image of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental is also attached for comparison...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team








Saturday, January 15, 2011

The NEW Wolfinger-Boeing Tax

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Instead of the old Wolfinger-Boeing Tax that I found out in 2010 I have been thinking about a NEW Wolfinger-Boeing Tax recently...

On contrary to the old WBT the NEW WBT is a multi-purpose tax:
a) it aims at increasing world peace;
b) it aims at supporting space research and
c) it still aims at lowering social tensions, too...

All the above at dramatically lower costs for the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families and at a hopefully high efficiency...

The NEW WBT is based on the idea that investing money in space research increases world peace and decreases social tensions by showing a possible good example of many possible right and elevated point of views to less wealthy people... Of course, not everybody has to deal with space research, it would be a disaster and a nightmare if diversity disappeared in society and money is not the only cause of social tensions - that is why we don't intend to pay all households of the world any more within the scope of the NEW WBT...

The NEW WBT in numbers: we intend to pay 10% of the incomes of the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families for space research and connected developments each year... So the concept of the NEW WBT also means a more frequent and more intense support of the society of the future... My wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing is just advising me to keep the OLD WBT also alive - secure is secure...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, January 14, 2011

NASA vs. Starfleet

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I used to think that Starfleet was the better name for an organisation dealing with interstellar journeys and space research - I love the world of Star Trek so much... However now I think that Starfleet is a too poetric name after all for a real enterprise... NASA sounds more realistic (it has got a past and a tradition already - it exists with results - it sounds more and more optimistic), more serious (less fiction and more science because it exists already) and less elitist (only for supermen) to me at the moment...

Let us join NASA!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Daydream

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Our main design target was to develop a lovely aircraft that is as beautiful at an airport as in the skies and that comes up to the growing aesthetic demands of 21st Century..." Gorgeous!

The aircraft in the picture are passanger aircraft on which versatile outside views are transfered to the travellers' seats by camera systems... I question myself what if the fuselage of these doves was lengthened so that they looked more like an eagle?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Additional Wing Surface

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I wonder if it is possible to turn the elevators of an aircraft into a greater additional wing surface by simple aerodynamic modifications? This greater additional wing surface of the elevators could be used to reach higher altitudes and a higher cruising speed... And if the mentioned greater uplift was generated on the elevators then you could carry fuel in them, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Compass

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In the West Wing of our accomodation my wife, Berta would like to change the roof of the Lobby to a sun roof of glass and my idea was to have a Christmass Tree in this bright Lobby the whole year long to determine the way of thinking in the building...

I don't know what there is in the East Wing but Berta didn't like it...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wicked Children???

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I don't know for sure but I only have the feeling that many of my classmates at high-school were participating at individual children's psychotherapies... However they used their strength to mess with children who didn't participate at children's psychotherapies... In order to open up the eyes of the sick, of course...

I guess if you want the best for your children you should keep an eye on them... In the 90's I used to say that children cannot bring up other children - how right I was! Not everybody is a psychotherapist and not everybody is Jesus Christ for example... This is the division of labour and self-experience...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wonder-Guru

Ladies and Gentlemen,

When I attended university (unfortunately I couldn't graduate) I studied together with a young female teacher who bore a child... I was very interested in (children's) psychology so I asked her: "How did your baby change you and your life, respectively?" And she replied: "My baby hasn't changed me - but I have become more..."

I do think that the idea of becoming more represents the perfect balance between the different kinds of traditions that we love, that help us and that are our roots and between the development that we also want, that we need and that is our fruit... Let the tree of your life grow and bring fruits...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Welcome Home!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

After many years of searching, Berta and me have found the perfect accomodation in the USA... We have found the floor plans on the web and we have made the building comfortable for us... Please have a look around...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Sunday, January 9, 2011

Rolls-Royce Skyline & Skylark

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Rolls-Royce Skyline could be an American-style stretched limousine on the base of the RR Phantom...
With 3 + 2 seats in the rear section as long as a skyscraper high is... And with hybrid-drive to cut the fuel consumption in a city properly...

The Rolls-Royce Skylark could be a fashionable 4-seater-coupĂ© on the base of the RR Ghost - doing without the rear triangle-windows and with traditional mirror-excesse in the interior...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Air Dominance

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I was always a supporter of private supersonic air traffic... I don't mean ballooning around the Earth for days in a telephone cell and I don't mean reaching nearly as much orbit as a space shuttle of any type either (even if two tourist spacecraft were launched from underneath a carrier airplane at one flight to achieve better efficiency)... But what I think of is selling supersonic "fighter jets" to the public - without missiles and other weapons, of course, and with additional fuel tanks instead...

The problem is that such fighter jets are rather uncomfortable, especially on longer journeys... Well, I have two ideas for increasing the comfort of supersonic "fighter jets" - I would call them "eco-jets" or "smart-jets" in the public version otherwise...

Additional speed very often means additional comfort... For example, if a train lays back a certain route in only 1 hour instead of 4 hours then you can say that the super rapid train is much more comfortable than the conventional express etc. The same way, you could also increase the travelling speed of ecojets from supersonic to hypersonic (up to Mach 10) by air-breathing rocket engines... That means you could cross the Atlantic Ocean in 1 hour e.g.

Furthermore you could also do without the excessive armouring of the former combat jets and design a passanger cabin for 4 travellers with coolbox, ventillated and massage seats and other luxuries for the smartjets... As it is very important to arrive in a relaxed way anywhere...

The price of these hypersonic ecojets or smartjets wouldn't be more or less than global peace - so that the above mentioned technology can become available to the public... Because hypersonic flights at a highth of approx. 30 Kms would be fun otherwise...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Crude Oil - Summary

Ladies and Gentlemen,

So dealing with crude oil means:

a) comfort to your soul - at times when even reliable and automatic shares decline;
b) security in technical terms - you can make additional money nearly each day;
c) control over your investments - growing in good times and in bad times...

Until you can deal with liquid hydrogen at the stock exchange instead...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Space Transport System (STS)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Why do I still prefer the old Space Transport System (STS) to a space shuttle kit? Because of its unmatched efficiency: it can transport 7 astronauts into orbit, in provides with a living room for them and beyond this it can also carry 20 tons of payload at the same time - "fascinating!" Never will come anything better than this...

I guess with the old STS you could even fly to the Moon and land on it... By "rocking motions" towards and from Earth it could gather as much speed as to reach the Moon and STS could carry 20 tons of landing unit in its cargo bay - wow!

Don't forget the Space Shuttle that fast, really don't...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

International Space Shuttle (ISS)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

O.k., NASA wants something simpler and more reliable, something cheaper and something more flexible than the Space Shuttle of the past 3 decades was... However I don't think that a telephone cell for 3 persons (I mean the Orion Space Capsule - an unworthy and ridiculous continution of the Apollo-era) matched the demands of the present times and the heritage of the old space shuttles: landing on any airport of the Earth as an aircraft, reusability and comfort...

That is why I suggest that NASA develops a smaller space shuttle together with other space agencies for 3 or 5 astronauts... Russia used to plan such a small space shuttle that could have been launched atop the successor of the Sojuz rockets... The European Space agency used to dream about such a small space shuttle, too that could have been launched atop the Ariane 5 rocket... And now NASA has got similar demands, too - why not work together and share costs and benefits?

Let's say NASA, ESA ans Rosscosmos would develop together an International Space Shuttle and these spacecraft could be launched by the own rockets of each space agency - or the best rocket could be chosen for all launches... Anyway I think that the space agencies of the world should work together on a small International Space Shuttle and share costs and benefits... As international and worldwide cooperation turned out to be intelligent, secure and profitable in the past decades...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Dead Birds Falling From The Sky

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The all-new Mercedes-Benz CLS Shooting Break is being tested...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

New Investment Product

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My friends and me have created a new investment product: oldtimer cars... Oldtimer cars are like noble metals: they are rare, not used everyday but they make our life more beautiful because of the nostalgic feelings they wake in us... So are paintings and other pieces of artwork as well - however oldtimer cars could last even longer just because of recycling: you keep the antique design and fill it with modern technique... One of my friends even said that oldtimer cars are immensely underestimated nowadays as they should be valued by their weight... For example: "I am rich! I have the spare wheel of a Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith!" So steel and aluminium could become real noble metals - in terms of an oldtimer car...

Visit: eBay.com

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Super First Class Vs. SkyLoft On A Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental

Ladies and Gentlemen

You could also place Super First Class cabins on a Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental (most likely on the upper deck) - but why when you could also have berths in the SkyLoft?

I think that the main feature of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental could be the SkyLoft that means the usage of the giant "crown space" above the main deck...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Correction

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The famous Waterfall Palace is only going to be built - on an Artificial Hill, here on Earth...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Waterfall Palace

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A sketch of the famous Waterfall Palace on the planet New Earth...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Monday, January 3, 2011

Emergency

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Emergency looked like this 20 years ago:
"Is there a pilot among you?"
"Yes, there is!"
"And is there a doctor among you, as well?"
"Yes, there is!"
"Then everything is all right..."

Emergency nowadays:
"Is there a producer among you?"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

La Femme Luxury Aircraft Concepts

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The growing number of my girlfriends and their special needs made the Airbus A380 Shuttle La Femme and the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental Shuttle La Femme concepts necessary...

"What does it mean that the aircraft is going to fly a parabolic trajectory in 3 minutes?"
"It means that we are going to experience weightlessness for a few seconds..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, January 2, 2011

Our Animal Friends - 3 Suggestions

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I suggest that animals have an own Parliament after all - they must live in a significantly different world and they must have more or less different problems, too...

I also suggest that the 90% Rule is used in the Animal Parliament - that means only animals can participate at the Animal Parliament that are at least to 90% similar to humans: it doesn't make a sense to make a Parliament in an other way... Being an animal of prey means for example a minus of 5% - while being the meal of humans means another minus of 5%... Because you cannot really eat your conversation partner and you have got to keep up connections to the world of humans as well...

Furthermore I suggest that at least one member should represent every genus - for example the snake the disgusting raptiles or the bee and the ant the insects...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Our Animal Friends

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Recent experiments with dolphins have shown that dolphins are as intelligent as we think in general about them... Sci-fi movies even deal with the topic of making dolphins members of the U.N.O.

However other species can be also intelligent - but many of them are animals of prey... How can lions be a member of the U.N.O. when they eat impalas? Or how could sharks be a member of the U.N.O. when they eat even humans? Not to mention that I am disgusted by raptiles and octopuses and spyders...

It is still possible that these animals are as intelligent as dolphins only that they are animals of prey and we project our aggression into them that means we only think that these animals of prey are less intelligent than animals that eat plants or only smaller fish in a discret way (like dolphins)...

Or what about some domesticated animals like dogs and horses - that are commonly known as very intelligent? And what about chickens and geese that are our victims so to say? You can deal with pork bellies at the stock exchange but you just ignore swine in the politics...

That means the stance of animals could be an eternal question of the world, too... Intelligence vs. nutrition...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Project For Cutting Costs January 2nd 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

O.k., if nobody wants to live underneath the ice cupola of Antarctica then it's going to be the Private Continent of the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families... The Private Continent could mean:

a) more security - without bodyguards;
b) more luxury - comfort, romance and individuality without limits;
c) more sustainability - new land without regrets...

The price offer to the Seller: the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax of 2010... And then we could call our smaller yachts Antarctica 1, 2, 3 etc. Think twice because we could possibly make the ice cupola at some points transparent...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

My Interpretation Of The Bible

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families don't intend to pay the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax in the century in which Jesus Christ returns on Earth and makes all the dead people resurrect... Because all dead humans have got a bank deposit that is going to be paid with interests on the day of their resurrection - as far as I know... The resurrected are going to cause immense general happiness and support their families - this is another reason why the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax was an exaggaration...

I don't want to commit blasphemy, of course and I don't want to hurt the feelings of anybody either... However I believe that Jesus Christ is going to return on Earth one day and that all dead humans have got kind of a life insurance, as well...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

My Will

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Hereby I would like to publish a few basic regulations about my heritage:

a) my brothers and my sister can only inherite my offices;
b) my wife, Berta and her 2 brothers, Gunar and Gustav can only inherite my fortune;
c) my children automaticly inherite both my offices and my fortune - in an order determined by my wife;
d) my best friends cannot inherite anything from me: neither stocks, nor money, nor offices, nor real estate - however they and their successors have to be supported by my children in a respectful way until eternity...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team