Sunday, October 28, 2012

The Baby's Blog - Windows 8 Has Arrived

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have just had a computer failure because of some virus so I had to dump my good old laptop... I saw on TV that Windows 8 was released and I couldn't be any happier... The new meaning of my life: a laptop with Windows 8...

A little review of the history of Windows:

1995 - Windows with a Tray - I have a new room in the house
1998 - Windows with a shared screen - I fall in love with pop
2000 - Windows 2000 - I fall in love with one of my friends
2003 - Windows XP - The comfort
2007 - Windows Vista - Success
2012 - Windows 8 - Not yet known

I think somebody is following me...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Monday, October 22, 2012

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - Keep People Together

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Revlon is the best... "Soviet Union" red is over and if you have brown hair and blue eyes you can counterbalance your intelligence by the funny pink "Frosted" or the serious pink "Sparkling Romance..." As "Soviet Union" colors are all over I suggest the youthful silver "Starlight" or the romantic blue "Blue Mission" eyeshadows... The multi-effect effect mascara "All Eyes On Me" gives extra volume, length, curl, thickness and separation... The eye-liners of Revlon contain Ricinus Communis but they have no effect on your health because of the other modern components...

Actually I use them, too... For more information check out: Revlon

(This commercial is for those who miss the Amazon.com ads in the new format of my Blog...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, October 21, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Overhead Dream Utilization

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As the sales of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental still remain modest perhaps the design could be perked up by the Overhead Dream Utilization... Maybe the ODU is too sexual for some costumers but I don't know this expression... It sounds like repression (of an interesting idea)...

Your answer is: AGREE or DECLINE

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Joke Apart

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is not likely that a slipshod style attracts any new or old costumers to The Boeing Company... According to the dictionary there is a difference between the following words:

MORE: a greater or additional number or amount (of), an increasing number or amount (of sb/sth)...

IMPROVE: (cause sth to) become better, achieve or produce sth of a better standard or quality than sth else...

I think you can merrily use the word "improved" instead of "more" to describe the qualities of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental... For example imagine this: "IMPROVED RANGE, IMPROVED PAYLOAD, IMPROVED COMFORT..." Because "improved" means more...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Romance

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental and Freighter seem to be the most liveable airplanes, too... Lots of space, endless opportunities of individualization and state-of-the-art technology... I don't want to advertise the new Jumbo Jet but I would like to start a discussion...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, October 12, 2012

The Magic Of Aston Martin - New Development

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Finally there are some pictures to see on the new Aston Martin DB9... Skyfall, the world is not enough, goldeneye - everything... The car is beautiful but perhaps I prefer the previous version... It is so cool and vintage...

I wonder if you can have a fridge in the new Aston Martin DB9...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Thursday, October 11, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Ocean Of Joy

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Throw off your chains and fly free" - under this motto The Boeing Company started their 747-8 program... People don't seem to care about it and there is rather a stagnation in the sales of the new Jumbo Jet at the moment...

However:

a) beauty comes from inside,
b) joy comes from inside and
c) love comes from inside...

So I think members of the Boeing 747-8 program can be satisfied with themselves and with the world...

:)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

The Baby's Blog - 50% Less Engine Components

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The ingenious jet engines of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental show us clearly the way with 30% less engine components compared to its predecessor... I think if you left away the first stage of turbofan jet engines you could have another 50% less components... The jet fuel could be put on fire like in a fireplace somewhere inside of the jet engine... So the jet engine would function only as a more and more efficient funnel...

Hopefully you could reduce drag, noise and fuel consumption of turbofan jet engines and increase their efficiency this way...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, October 6, 2012

The Baby's Blog - Hip-hop, Dance, Trance, Techno

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I wish I could write longer poems, too... Until then here is my newest verse on eternity and love...

Heavenly fag
Perfect condo
Wine of endless joy

The lace resurrected
Paper-handkertchief
Producer of pop-stars

Be with me
Never leave me alone
You cannot fall asleep next to me

I am 37 years old
A guy had no such effect on me yet
I could bite in your ear

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

The Baby's Blog - Holiday And Recreational Opportunities In New York City

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think that there are more holiday and recreational opportunities in Renton, WA... To check out the advantage of the city of the Boeing 737 visit the official website:

Living In Renton

You can also check out the History, Presence and Future of Dresden, Germany here:

Living In Dresden

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team