Saturday, November 10, 2018

Fascinating Car Design

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The BMW 7series that was released in 2002, the so-called Bangle-BMW after its chief designer is a sensational car design parting car-enthusiasts into the lovers of Mr. Bangle and his opposers... What does Mr. Bangle want to say to the rich and powerful consumers of the BMW 7series through the language of industrial design?

I think there is a trick of the design of the BMW 7series of 2002: according to your sensation it is no industrial design but some grande art... The iDrive interface that means the single rotary wheel by which nearly all functions of the car can be controlled is so reserved that is gives space to not only some industrial design but to grande art - shaped of metal, wood, plastic and leather...

One of the main themes of the Bangle-BMW is the meeting of a cube with a sphere - this determines the entire rear of the vehicle while it reinforces the identity of the car through its huge duck-tail to measures never seen before... The motive of the meeting of a cube and a sphere also returns in the interior in terms of the 2 main displays of the car: the gauges with a LCD-display in the background and the central LCD-display that is connected to the previously mentioned rotary wheel ruling mainly the electronics of the car...

In the inside of the BMW 7series of 2002 you face abundant quantities of leather, wood and soft-touch plastic - which surround the driver and the passengers with an unusual cleanness... The driver is connected to the most important metal parts of the car by electronic systems of the dashboard, for example this is how he or she controls the powerful engines... This comfort of the interior delivers a message to the passengers of the BMW 7series who slide over greater distances in the inner peace of the vehicle where distances become a symbol of the enemy...

The meeting of the cube and the sphere furthermore the friendliness of the interior surfaces suggest to the viewers of the Bangle-BMW to "overcome the evil..." So car design after the central rotary wheel of the infotainment system can be turned into grande art in an amazing way...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team








Monday, November 5, 2018

Atlantis - November 5th 2018

Ladies and Gentlemen,


What is the consciousness of Atlantis?

It is the very secure and determined knowledge of you are homosexual and the culture resulting from it...

Leonardo Da Vinci on Atlantis:

a) Atlantis can be connected to the sea (difference between life at the sea and on the land),

b) in Atlantis money doesn't count,

c) Atlantis is very strongly sexual,

d) in Atlantis sciences flourish...

Atlantis is so far only an archetype and it exists only in our imagination - it is a common human desire... If you want to realise it you have to discuss your dreams in public...

Miss Gyapay, my psychoanalyst says:

Atlantis is a very important alternative of how you can imagine a future without fascists, scientologists and mafiosi...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, November 2, 2018

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - November 2nd 2018

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am sorry but the fully electric drive concept in the Rolls-Royce 102EX was only a solution for a "half-sized" Rolls-Royce... Nevertheless I hope you can turn the fully electric 102EX into a plug-in-hybrid so that you drive the full-size Rolls-Royce by a V12 internal combustion engine and only the shrunk car will have the fully electric drive train... This would be a complete separation of the 2  drive trains - one for the full-size vehicle and one for the shrunk car - but there was the complete integration of the 2 drive trains in one vehicle, too... So you could call my concept a hybrid car...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team