Tuesday, November 30, 2010

21st Century Expectations

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My very little knowledge about quantum mechanics and astrophysics implies that everything in the universe - whether tiny little or huge - that has got a constant speed (such as the ray of light) moves on a circle lane and in an orbit of something, respectively... If we suppose that there might be an outbreak of such a circle lane or of an orbit then we only have to add sufficient vectors (energy plus matter) to quantums so that they can leave the eternal revolving - instead of destroying particles in cyclotrons etc. Really: what results of adding energy to elementary particles instead of destroying them? (Are today's physicists frustrated or what?) Is there a faster and more powerful world beyond the speed of light?

So I would say that the end of the world is as far as we can see...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Valued Reader

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Thank you for the emails - I am wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, too!

At Boeing, we are currently working on making the Jumbo Jet (B747-8) supersonic by simple modifications of the aerodynamics and of the engines... We haven't succeeded yet... (However you are certainly going to hear about a break-through...)

"How much do you want?"
"I would only like to have my orange skin treated..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Monday, November 29, 2010

Ice Tea

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am just recognizing that a giant part of the USA is an unlivable and unuseful terrain: beautiful but icy Alaska... Why not spread a vast tant above this land (NASA is thinking about similar but much smaller tants on foreign planets):

a) it should have side-walls as well,
b) and it could float simply: its layers should be made of plastic, filled with helium - this structure would hold the own weight of the tant and isolate the warmth inside...

New land for the USA here on Earth - must be valuable... Unlike frosty Syberia... Or the Sahara...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team (Mansard, Le Jardin...)

Sunday, November 28, 2010

My Love Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Well, my love-life is a bedroom secret - as anybody else's... I am only putting this down because I am terribly proud of my wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing and of our 3 children and because the loyalty of my wife is an example for every couple I think...

Unfortunately my love-life is neither actual, nor funny - only very-very luxurious... Every man on Earth would be proud of an "American girlfriend" - so am I... However I can only see my wife very rarely: first we met in 1998 in order to secure the successors of the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families... From this year we have 3 children... My wife and me met in empty sleeping waggons in Hungary and nobody came to vacuum clean and this is how we succeeded... And we even had fun then...

4 years after these things happened I was thinking about what my wife might do in her loneliness and her lots of spare time; I only knew that she is very-very intelligent based on her taste for arts... Then I found out that she enjoys mental work more than anything and that she wanted to extend and to complete the Wolfinger-Boeing enterprises by green companies producing e.g. liquid hydrogen... I also deem environmental protection important so I was very happy about this insight of mine... However it was also clear to me that businesses of so immense volume will have to face the immense envy of a few criminals - they do actually... That is why I can meet my loved ones hardly ever...

And yes, I also have boyfriends - my wife thinks it is relaxing for her when I am spending some quality time in male society...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Inside-outside USA

Ladies and Gentlemen,

What is the difference between Democrats and Republicans? Democrats are NOT interested in politics - but in everything else (liberal thinking)... Republicans are interested in politics (responsibility)...

I hope I haven't hurt anybody by the above... Not that I end up in Guantanamo... "Guantanamera..."

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Wellness

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There is a little island
On life's vast sea
The best thing is within
It belongs to me

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team