Saturday, December 29, 2012

Surprise

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Suddenly I am impressed by Swiss watches... At school I used to be among the first pupils to arrive in the class-room and then I learned that this is a sign of motivation... Later, when I became a polymath I said that I don't really need a watch because anybody who wants to find me can... When I am together with someone then I don't want to deal with time...

However you cannot walk by the art of Swiss watches... Swiss watches are:
  • science,
  • tradition,
  • art and
  • luxury...
Well, well, the watch in the middle costs some 5 million USD... I would like to wish you a happy and successful new year!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Monday, December 24, 2012

Applied Mathematics - December 24th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is only logical that you have got absolutely environmentally friendly solar power plants in Africa - in a distant future... However solar power plants deliver electric power only at daytime that means the energy supply in Africa in the evening and in the night still remained a relatively big problem... That means Africans can never live like people in less sunshiny parts of the world...

This must be an example of you not being able to continue your logic without end... As Africans would like to live the good life, too and they want to use electricity in the evening and in the night, too there should be built also nuclear power plants in Africa...

Furthermore if you use nuclear power plants only when it is dark then the nuclear heating fuel could last approx. twice as long and solar power plants or solar panels could deliver electric power at daytime in an environmentally friendly way...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, December 23, 2012

The Baby's Blog - Joy For Christmas

Ladies and Gentlemen,

One of our drivers gave my family fine aromatic oils designed for Christmas... You can drop them carefully into a dish of perfumed oil and the scent:
  • makes you feel more comfortable at home,
  • makes you have a better mood and
  • even gives you spiritual strength...
You can have the same stuff in everyday moods as well - like Mango or Pine tree... It was only difficult to achieve that my parents don't inhale everything...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, December 22, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - On The Wings Of Imagination

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You won't be surprised when I say that Santa Claus is flying the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental... What else does he fly? The Airbus A380, Concorde and the Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner...

You may ask now how did Santa Claus become so wealthy? He always had his altruistic nature and then he teamed up with other philanthropists: Superman, Captain America and Batman... First they lived in a cottage in a forest and when they thought being a hermit is boring they started modelling... And gold digging... Being a househusband... Giving advice on wellness... Then they met Mr. Bill Gates and told him that they wanted to grow... After a couple of years of negotiations Santa Claus, Superman, Captain America and Batman started to drill crude oil on their own oil platforms... The VIP jets belong to their oil company, too...

Merry Christmas!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - On Air

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Boeing engineers have worked much on perfecting the Wi-Fi field on airplanes... (By replacing passengers by sacks of potatoes real flight environment can be simulated in a much more efficient way than before... You can see this in the attached video...)

Of course, you should take a laptop with you on each and every flight on a Boeing airplane from now on, and not only a mobile phone...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing Wi-Fi flying high (Video)

Crisis 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to present to you a couple of funny images out of the world of automobiles... Such as:

a) a BMW that looks like a Bugatti,
b) a Lamborghini with a very intimate mood lighting,
c) a Mercedes that looks like a supersonic jet and
d) a Rolls-Royce concept car for owner-drivers...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Friday, December 14, 2012

The Rookie Humorist - Colouring Book

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Get known my closer home, Hungary... Hungary is fun and inspiration...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Monday, December 10, 2012

The Baby's Blog - Felicita

Ladies and Gentlemen,

New Papal vehicles are conquering car magazines and spirits... I would like to showcase to you an even more dynamic concept... The Mercedes SL roadster is installed with a 435-HP V8-engine and features a fully aluminium bodywork...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Sunday, December 9, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Mega-bucks

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Financing of new investments and airplanes, respectively seems to be difficult in the next years... Well then, The Boeing Company could also say to their customers: "You'll pay when you can..." Where is the point in this modern way of thinking?
  • Naturally payments don't fail but they are even greater than the revenue out of other financing options...
  • How can you live good during such a selfless action? You can accept the never-ending gratefulness of earlier business relationships...
  • Sure is sure, you can also show your other talents as a company...

So the financial future of the Boeing 747-8 Freighter and Intercontinental is secured and growth is so to say "programmed..." You'll find interesting news on the Falcon and Falcon Heavy rockets of "Spishek" on the company's official website: Spishek

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Wednesday, December 5, 2012

2012 - The Rest Of The World

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The following artist's concept shows the sky giving way above us and Heaven falling down on Earth... I don't want to comment it any further...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Sports

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The moment has finally come when my Blog can become a family blog... There is always enough reason for pride with us - the question is when you start to publish it...

I don't know how many of you have seen an Olympic Champion swim live? He or she is like a torpedo... Powerful, fast and loud... Actually 2 Olympic Champions of swimming belong to my family...

In the picture below: the great white shark, as a self-display... I couldn't find any friendlier picture...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Sunday, December 2, 2012

Applied Mathematics - And Linguistics

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Suppose you are motivated to learn foreign languages... According to the experts of public education and to my experiences you can learn a new language in approx. 4 years until the medium state degree... Practically it is about 2 x 3 hours in a week and over 40 weeks in a year spent on learning...

Furthermore suppose you learn always 2 languages at the same time... That means you can learn 10 languages in 4 x 5 = 20 years... Of course, this is only a theory...

(In the pictures below: Corsica and Sardinia... They look very similar actually...)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Earth Calling Superman

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let's say you travel in a car at a speed of 100 km/h or in an airplane at a speed of 900 km/h... That's how all of your atoms and also the electrons in them become much more powerful than in another human walking at much lower speeds...

I think you can say that the atoms and the electrons in super-fast humans become super-human (already human + super-powerful)... Who knows what super-human particles are capable of?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Maybach Memories

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once again on the closure of the Maybach Manufacture (visit: Maybach Official Website )... The question is how can you provide with a fully flat bed in a car?

1) The rear seats (or only one of them) have to be folded forward, similar to the rear seats of a station wagon... Their backside is already flat but thin and hard...

2) An inflatable rubber mattress can be blown up on the rear seats - it must be very comfortable and ergonomic... Of course, you have to use the built-in pneumatic systems of the car...

3) Finally passengers can sleep in sleeping bags that hold one's body in the right position, even during a crash and that hold one's body warm...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, November 30, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Team Spirit

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let's compare the advantage of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental and Freighter to the predecessors: the Boeing 747-400 models... Warning! The numbers are very impressive...


                                           Boeing 747-400 models      Boeing 747-8 models

airplanes built or ordered                694                                      111
noise                                                                                          -84%
fuel consumption                                                                       -84%
range                                                                                           625%
price                                                                                           -78%


Obviously, each and every order for the new Jumbo Jet of Boeing spoils this extraordinary statistics...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Thursday, November 29, 2012

The Guru's Lotusfeet - 29th November 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The 7 personal objects you need in life:

a) working tool 1 (for example my laptop)
b) working tool 2 (my backpack)
c) working tool 3 (extra bathroom scales)
d) land (for example cyber space or a flash drive)
e) mobility (a car or a monthly ticket for the public traffic)
f) fashion object (or a status symbol)
g) entertainment and decoration

I guess if you have more objects then you offer too much time and energy for non-intellectual business... The equipment of a home and clothes don't count to the relevant objects in this connection...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - New Wing Design

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Finally I have understood the supercritical wings of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental and of the Boeing 787 Dreamliner... The modern wings are not only curved horizontally (like conventional wings are curved more or less) but vertically as well (up-swept wing design)... These curvatures make the wings stronger - that's why they can be razor-sharp...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Tuesday, November 27, 2012

The Magic Of Aston Martin - November 27th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"What objects define me as a person?" (Fight Club) An Aston Martin DB9 is certainly the result of some serious thinking over...

a) What is an Aston Martin DB9 the most suitable for? Everyday usage (short trips in and about a city) or sport (long journeys to the country or abroad)?
b) O.k., 20 kms are already a longer road...
c) "If I have the time I will stitch a car..." or "If I have the time I will fold a car..."
d) So handcrafted is not wrong...
e) Why do you need cup-holders in an Aston Martin?
f) Mineral water doesn't leave back any stains...
g) Don't be afraid of a V12 - engines are not going to be bigger...
h) The additional framework under the hood holds the wheels...
i) Don't focus on the vehicle - otherwise it feels like a pedal car...
j) Don't deliver the vehicle to the forces of nature - maybe you would like to sell it...
k) Autonomous driving is called an "autopilot..."
l) Instead of a fire extinguisher you could also install a vacuum cleaner...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Score

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think when valued customers like Air China and Arik Air don't appear on the Who's Flying The Boeing 747-8 website then it must be about a rare computer failure... And when Boeing.com cannot apologise for the negligence then it must be about another rare computer failure...

It would be very interesting to see the all customers of the Boeing 747-8 on the website of The Boeing Company... The website is meant to make mood for travellers and airlines - without the hard achieved results it is dysfunctional...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Monday, November 19, 2012

The Rookie Humorist November 19th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Rookie Humorist is sighting some soccer-players on a soccer-field... They are actually practicing with over 20 balls...

The Rookie Humorist says: "Of course, with 20 balls you have got much more chance of scoring a goal..."

I'd like to go on with NASA...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team