Free Us From The Evil - December 23rd 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,


It is impossible that a woman-in is stronger than the pilot of a jet-fighter... Actually a pilot of the US Air Force is only responsible to the President of the USA, to the US Air Force and to the Constitution of the USA - which are elevated categories...

It is impossible that a woman-in is stronger than a family-father... My children should be educated by their father - not by my woman-in and not by the street...

It is impossible that a woman-in is stronger than the captain of a US aircraft carrier... Somehow she made a water-landing on the ship that tried to protect the USA...

It is impossible that a woman-in is stronger than a billionaire... A billionaire would be a serious person: he or she is directing companies, he or she is responsible for the welfare of his or her employees and a billionaire would travel by a stretched limousine...

It is impossible that a woman-in is stronger than a king... I am not a king but a sick boy until my woman-in is ruling over my life...

It is impossible that a woman-in is stronger than Jesus Christ... I used to play as Jesus Christ as well - my woman-in strengthens herself by clever marriages...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Orders And Deliveries 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,


This year, 2 examples of the Boeing 747-8 and 4 examples of the Boeing 767 have been ordered... Is it right to add these numbers? I was collecting a couple of reasons next to addition...


1) technologically thrilling

Possible customers of the Boeing 747-8 may be worried because of the frequented usage of computers on the new Jumbo Jet of Boeing - while the youngest version of the Boeing 747 doesn't contain too many onboard computers, but improvement and development are integrated basically in the design... Derivates of the Boeing 767 like the newly developed tankers of the Air Force or the AWACS air-fortress may frighten away who were interested in the purchase of this classical aircraft...


2) commercial aircraft with the least modified numbers of sales

You don't sell 100 of them into this corner of the world, you don't sell 100 of them as private jets - there are no obvious lies connected to the sales success of these airplanes...


3) commercial aircraft with the greatest tradition

Both the Boeing 747 and the Boeing 767 look back on the longest tradition within the history of The Boeing Company, no young sales management may exist...


4) preferedly freighters

Both the Boeing 747-8 and the Boeing 767 find customers most often as freighters - saving the environment and returning high amounts of revenue...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Some Old Joke

Ladies and Gentlemen,


"I would like to change my gender..."
"What first name will you choose?"
"Eva..."
"Second name?"
"Boeing..."

You don't have a deja vu but this joke originates from Mesopotamia... I am not the only man who likes it...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - With Raspberry Filling

Ladies and Gentlemen,


An Edible Jumbo Jet includes a pancake with raspberry filling and a pancake with hazelnut butter filling (fuselage) and a stripe of vanilla ice over them (wings)... The Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental sells...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Morbid

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Based on a picture I saw at the website of Boeing I have been thinking about "the Boeing funeral..."

a) The late is dug deeper than normally - friends and relatives cry more intensely, the hearse receives a free lane to the cemetery - pain is less for anyone...

b) Personalisation: you can select who may attend your funeral...

c) The ecological aspect: 40 willows are planted around your grave...

d) Pacific Night Concept: you simply get fed to the shark...

Approx. 4,800 years ago I used to write on the Boeing 777 and why you must not be afraid of a jetliner with only 2 engines...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Tax On Moving Into The Blue Palace - October 10th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,


There will be a Tax On Moving Into The Blue Palace paid to our employees so that my family's moving into a royal castle doesn't create a gap between the citizens of our countries and the royals... The Tax On Moving Into The Blue Palace will be a one-time tax and it will have an approx.  amount as the WB 1 Tax (Old WB Tax)... We always pay it whenever we move into a new royal palace...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Remaining Jumbo Jet Together

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am pleased to announce you that I designed the Tiny Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental... The new version of the Jumbo Jet of Boeing can be created out of any Boeing 737 type airplane - continuation of production of the Boeing 767 doesn't seem to make a sense at the moment...

Advantages the Tiny Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental:

a) increased passenger density,
b) optimised fuel burn,
c) friendliness towards airports,
d) further reduction of noise: LOW RPM and HIGH RPM respectively...

Sister aircraft: Boeing 747 SP...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The 3 Billionaires And The Iron Curtain

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Once upon a time, the 3 billionaires Röfi, Töfi and Böfi were questioned about the iron curtain...

Röfi received this question: "How many kgs of an iron curtain fall upon 1 million citizens of this country?" (You can find the answer in the web...)

Töfi received this question: "Can buildings of the church be protected by an iron curtain?"

Böfi received this question: "I am a person... Can I buy a tourist coach?"

Afterwards the 3 billionaires Röfi, Töfi and Böfi went into a water park and tried the slide...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Discreet Welfare

Ladies and Gentlemen,


In my opinion, The Boeing Company was able to manage one of the 3 branches of retail enterprises:

a) fuel and constructive matter,

b) clothing retail stores or

c) supermarkets...

Thus - even if the airplanes of The Boeing Company cannot be sold at greater numbers at a time - Boeing had serious incomes and the salaries of employees had 2 sources... Another branch of retail enterprises could be managed by so called "alternative high-schools" whose function shall be detailed later...

The product scale of KFC could be extended by other kinds of poultry, instead of chicken wings...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Heaven Or Hell

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have been thinking about my life and I deem in Jesus Christ there is guidance... You also have think about the theological aspect of your life: is what I do right to others, to the Nation or to mankind?

Because there is a God and he or she is going to judge you...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Flight Season

Ladies and Gentlemen,


What does the Air Marshall suggest?

a) In the months of summer many try to fly an airplane... In the cold months only trained pilots dare fly...

b) An airplane that is flying over the clouds cannot be detected and followed by the naked eye...

c) The sun is always shining over the clouds (rainfalls, snowfalls or storms do happen below the clouds)... It is healthy to enjoy some natural light also in the cold months...

d) Everybody goes on a holiday in the months of summer... Hotel fares are much lower in the cold months... Furthermore you need a vacation during work, and not in the summer when you cannot work...

e) Sex is best at home... When you are a frequent flyer you are everywhere "at home..." Furthermore vehicles add to your physical power (just like a vacuum cleaner helps you do your home faster)... Furthermore you become less a burden to your family when you go on a holiday in the cold months...

"I am going to fly next year!" - this is a good idea...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - September 11th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Why is computer a jerk? Why do all computers in a household expect some cooperation?

a) More then 10 soldiers in a country would be dangerous to Jesus Christ and to civil life in general all over on Earth...

b) That is why you can be protected only by computers...

c) It is most dangerous if you are only protected by electronic solutions: you remember secret codes and satellites follow you from the sky... In that case you carry security in your body... If you are attacked then it is only your body which can be attacked...

d) That is why security has to exist also in an embodied terms: if a computer processor which protects you is installed on a piece of wood then the piece of wood which ever carried some security also has to be annihilated if the enemy wants to annihilate you or your security...

e) Security in an embodied terms means also far more security then only electronic solutions...

f) That is why wooden panels in any car seem to be valuable... That is why leather seems to be valuable... That is why an aircraft carrier seems to be valuable...

g) Security means freedom from inside... Freedom means that you want to be good...

h) There are also military satellites...

i) A theory by Jonathan Scott...

j) Too much security is already dangerous - like too long finger nails or too long hair... You have to cut off superfluous security, this is a law of nature... A theory by my mother...

k) Yes, I want to be a billionaire... Signature: ...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Modern American Fairy Tale - August 16th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time there was a Tshenkova... She was a Russian spy who came to the USA to try her luck... She was paddling at the sea over the point where she should have met her connection... Instead she met 3 sharks...

Röfi said: "I have just eaten a dolphin..."

Töfi said: "Something has come between my teeth..."

Böfi said: "Let me guide you to the nearest shore..."

You have seldom such luck... Guys!

In the picture you can see the skeleton of Angelina Jolie...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Faith - August 11th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I used to have some trouble because of this topic, too... Atom Ant is the TV-series based on the movie "Jesus of Nazareth..." Atom Ant is Jesus Christ...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Dior Holiday Fashion 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Men's Sweater and Men's Outer Wear for Dior... I missed to publish these design ideas for 4,800 and 3,000 years, respectively...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

This Is Too Good, The World Is Not Yet Ready For It - August 10th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

3, 2, 1, 0... We are switching to Starship Enterprise that is a tractor spacecraft (it is forbidden to tow anything in space)... Here you have the crew:

Beverly Crusher: "Come on, let me take out your tonsils..."
Counsellor Diana Troy: "Now you are right..."
First Officer Riker: "Go in peace, your sins are forgiven..."
First Engineer Geordi LaForge: President of the USA
Deputy Officer Data: "You're frozen, when your heart's not open..."
Guinan: not there in this episode...
Lt. Wesley Crusher: there are plenty of Lt. Crusher...
R2D2: appearing as a bar seat...

Jean-Luc Picard: he has got long, curly and brown hair, blue eyes and he is singing when nothing else happens...
First Security Officer Whorf: "I like him..."
Jeff Willis: he feels sorry for a poor guy...

Lwaxana Troy: she is a Romulan only she has disguised herself
Q: he has got long, curly and brown hair, blue eyes and he is singing when nothing else happens...
Britney Spears: "Action!"

2nd adventure of Starship Enterprise TNG: Bobby Ewing is resurrecting...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - The aircraft of future

Ladies and Gentlemen,

When only 16 million people live on planet Earth maximally you will need the following quantities of airplanes:

150 Boeing 747       - not   1,500
150 Airbus A380     - not      300
700 Boeing 787       - not   7,000
200 Boeing 737       - not 20,000 and so on...

Fewer airplanes mean less abuse of airplanes, less abuse of aircraft manufacturers and more convenience through more attractive airplanes... The De la Mikula family can be called lucky with only 10 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental airliners as private jets...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - The Situation In Russia

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Over 2, 500 years ago it was so cold in Russia (approx. 110 degrees Celsius below the freezing point, in the winter 50 degrees Celsius colder) that no humans were able to survive in that territory... Naturally not even the enemies of mankind were able to survive in Russia...

All buildings beyond the historic territory of Hungary were constructed strictly by robots (malenkii robot) - for a warmer future... It was planned that humans were able to move to Russia when average temperatures reach 70 degrees Celsius below the freezing point, they had been able to live in houses heated by some nuclear power...

I don't know who is living in Russia at the moment... Maybe it a few courageous humans, maybe it is the enemies of mankind who are also heated by some nuclear power...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Women In Space 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I found out why I was being tortured in 18th Century... The reason was my cartoon "Women In Space..." After I had published my cartoon I was declared "an inverted and decayed person" but this bad rumour was not everything I had to suffer from...

My former wife is keen on space travel and the men who she gets close to have to travel to space... It is very silent men who support her...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

New Concorde - With Donald Duck

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Donald Duck is a house duck that's why it is white... It is wearing a navy uniform as it is a symbol of intercontinental passenger transport... Stories over Donald Duck are not adequate because Donald Duck is only there for the guidance of passengers on an instrument panel... On an instrument panel of New Concorde...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 777X - Technology Of Ancient Egypt

Ladies and Gentlemen,

According to calculations of Ancient Egypt it is possible to reduce the weight of the Boeing 777X significantly by a new design of the fuselage... It was the purpose of the engineer to turn the fuselage into one giant wing profile... The task can be solved by applying a much longer bow than those of conventional airplanes... What the unusually long bow might contain beyond a couple of first class seats is going to be a question for other engineers...

In the 2nd picture below it is depicted that even the mighty Boeing 777-9X was able to be hold by 21 slaves as it was so easy... At the time of the creation of this drawing pharaohs in Egypt started to build pyramids, the pharaohs were my father actually...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team