Thursday, March 19, 2015

Why Do You Have To Eat Spiders?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

When I was 13 years old, I used to have a class-mate who was already a soldier... At my age of 4 or 5 he put hornets into my glass in my house... He was physically incapable and a gnome... One day at the ground school I happened to ask him...

"Szabolcs, what do you think of Madonna, for example?"

He spat to the ground and answered... "I am going to have her deported for a whore..."

(...) Thereafter I was talking with Madonna and I told her that men meet at so called Illuminati in order to make friends... In reality locations that I meant are called a Men's bar... Unfortunately, one of my favourite female teachers at ground school was menaced by the fascists seriously the next day and I would like to apologise at her... Since then I am trying to avoid conversations with physically incapable and gnomic men at the military...

In the picture below: fake spider product...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team