Friday, November 30, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Team Spirit

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let's compare the advantage of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental and Freighter to the predecessors: the Boeing 747-400 models... Warning! The numbers are very impressive...


                                           Boeing 747-400 models      Boeing 747-8 models

airplanes built or ordered                694                                      111
noise                                                                                          -84%
fuel consumption                                                                       -84%
range                                                                                           625%
price                                                                                           -78%


Obviously, each and every order for the new Jumbo Jet of Boeing spoils this extraordinary statistics...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Thursday, November 29, 2012

The Guru's Lotusfeet - 29th November 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The 7 personal objects you need in life:

a) working tool 1 (for example my laptop)
b) working tool 2 (my backpack)
c) working tool 3 (extra bathroom scales)
d) land (for example cyber space or a flash drive)
e) mobility (a car or a monthly ticket for the public traffic)
f) fashion object (or a status symbol)
g) entertainment and decoration

I guess if you have more objects then you offer too much time and energy for non-intellectual business... The equipment of a home and clothes don't count to the relevant objects in this connection...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - New Wing Design

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Finally I have understood the supercritical wings of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental and of the Boeing 787 Dreamliner... The modern wings are not only curved horizontally (like conventional wings are curved more or less) but vertically as well (up-swept wing design)... These curvatures make the wings stronger - that's why they can be razor-sharp...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Tuesday, November 27, 2012

The Magic Of Aston Martin - November 27th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"What objects define me as a person?" (Fight Club) An Aston Martin DB9 is certainly the result of some serious thinking over...

a) What is an Aston Martin DB9 the most suitable for? Everyday usage (short trips in and about a city) or sport (long journeys to the country or abroad)?
b) O.k., 20 kms are already a longer road...
c) "If I have the time I will stitch a car..." or "If I have the time I will fold a car..."
d) So handcrafted is not wrong...
e) Why do you need cup-holders in an Aston Martin?
f) Mineral water doesn't leave back any stains...
g) Don't be afraid of a V12 - engines are not going to be bigger...
h) The additional framework under the hood holds the wheels...
i) Don't focus on the vehicle - otherwise it feels like a pedal car...
j) Don't deliver the vehicle to the forces of nature - maybe you would like to sell it...
k) Autonomous driving is called an "autopilot..."
l) Instead of a fire extinguisher you could also install a vacuum cleaner...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Score

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think when valued customers like Air China and Arik Air don't appear on the Who's Flying The Boeing 747-8 website then it must be about a rare computer failure... And when Boeing.com cannot apologise for the negligence then it must be about another rare computer failure...

It would be very interesting to see the all customers of the Boeing 747-8 on the website of The Boeing Company... The website is meant to make mood for travellers and airlines - without the hard achieved results it is dysfunctional...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Monday, November 19, 2012

The Rookie Humorist November 19th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Rookie Humorist is sighting some soccer-players on a soccer-field... They are actually practicing with over 20 balls...

The Rookie Humorist says: "Of course, with 20 balls you have got much more chance of scoring a goal..."

I'd like to go on with NASA...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Rookie Humorist

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This Blog wants to be "actual, funny and luxurious" but I haven't published any jokes for a while... Let's just see one:

The rookie humorist goes online and he asks: "What is common in Facebook and YouTube? They both don't belong to Microsoft..." (no laughter)

Next question: "What else is common in Facebook and YouTube? They are both software companies like Microsoft..." (laughter)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Friday, November 16, 2012

The Baby's Blog - Everybody

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"AJW Capital Partners Limited, a worldwide aviation services group based in the UK, has signed a firm contract for the purchase of two Airbus A340-500s aircraft. With this order AJW Capital becomes the newest Airbus aircraft customer.  Powered by Rolls-Royce Trent 500 engines the aircraft features a comfortable two-class cabin for maximum passenger appeal." (Airbus)


"The four-engine A340 has greater range at lower cost than any other long-range widebody commercial jetliner. Its market-matched capacity and unique economics make it a pathfinder to profitability on some of the world’s longest, most demanding airline routes. The aircraft’s extended reach and spacious interior also tailors it for VVIP and government use with highly discerning customers.

Four versions of the A340 have been produced by Airbus: the A340-200, A340-300, A340-500 and A340-600. With their different fuselage lengths, this product line accommodates from 240 to 359 passengers in highly comfortable two-class cabin configurations, providing extended operating ranges of up to 9,000 nautical miles.

Utilising the same basic fuselage and wing as Airbus’ twin-engine A330, the A340 shares similar airframe structures, components and systems – providing a true aircraft family with different versions to meet operators’ varied requirements. This commonality is shared across the Airbus product line of widebody and single-aisle aircraft through the use of fly-by-wire controls and cockpits with similar layouts.

The A340 is free of long-range operating restrictions that apply to twin-engine jetliners, and is able to operate at “hot and high” airports that would be off-limits to other aircraft. These capabilities give A340 customers the ability to eliminate unproductive stops, open new routes and match service standards to targeted market needs on very long-haul segments.

To further enhance the A340 Family’s operating range and payload, Airbus has introduced performance improvement packages, increases in operating weights, greater fuel capacity, new manufacturing techniques and more powerful engines on the aircraft. 

A total of 380 A340s have been ordered by customers around the globe. The jetliner is built on the same final assembly line as Airbus’ popular A330, ensuring that A340 production slots are available to meet commercial requirements." (Airbus)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

The Baby's Blog - New Maserati Quattroporte

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The 2012 Maserati Quattroporte is here... Thank God, there ain't too big changes in the design but the car has been made fit for the next 10 years...

A Maserati always seems to be enough motivation for me to start to trade with stocks... Beyond this the challenge excites me, too... Most likely I will have to fast for 10 months to collect the fund but this must be still better than the pilgrimage that I am accustomed to...

Actually I have thought of private jets that I could buy on the incomes one day... They say that I am an "aggressive cleric" and this is right... For the Kingdom of Heaven is closer if you drive fast...

Best wishes, Eucalyptus I and Team









Sunday, November 11, 2012

Being Available

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The following tech specs belong to a laptop - designed in California, built in China...


  • Line voltage: 100-240V AC - you have it everywhere
  • Frequency: 50Hz to 60Hz - use your computer frequently
  • Operating temperature: 50° to 95° F (10° to 35° C) - you'll need air-conditioning
  • Storage temperature: -13° to 113° F (-24° to 45° C) - for the boy scout
  • Relative humidity: 0% to 90% noncondensing - clean your skin by a face steamer
  • Maximum operating altitude: 10,000 feet - compare to the cabin altitude (artificial altitude) of a Boeing 787 Dreamliner
  • Maximum storage altitude: 15,000 feet - the stowage bins, a little higher
  • Maximum shipping altitude: 35,000 feet - welcome to outer space...
Thank God, I don't have a picture of this laptop computer as my Blog Post was nothing but a commercial then... Most importantly you can use your laptop everywhere humans can live...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, November 9, 2012

World Wide Welfare

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The day when Boeing 747-8 Intercontinentals darken the sky still seems to be distant... However I can see a possibility of growth: it is Super First Class... I mean that first class should be really super...

A couple of facts:

a) A first class seat is just as luxurious as a seat in a business jet... This is crucial for the safety of air traffic because that way you can reduce the number of small business jets in the air...

b) On the other hand a first class ticket costs approx. 10 times as much as an economy class ticket - for that price you could even fly the airplane as a pilot...

c) Airplane pilots have to be calm...

However pilots who run around at airports don't look like calm... Perhaps because they know that not many people travel at the first class and this is bad to see... First class could be really super with more passengers, more mood and more human touch... Just for the sake of disparate pilots ticket prices could be a little bit reduced...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Why This Airplane

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Over 35,000 visitors are a really great number - unfortunately I don't know so many people personally... I would like to say thank you to everyone who put their trust in me...

According to my promise and to your expectations I am going to purchase the Boeing 747-8 VIPs... In fact, I love the new Jumbo Jet of Boeing... Let me deliver a couple of facts on the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental:

a) It is the most traditional very large aircraft - and traditions mean reliability and security... We would like to continue radiating these values in the future as we did in the past...

b) It is the most advanced very large aircraft - this important because of our growing environmental consciousness and because state-of-the-art technologies mean freedom and inspiration...

c) Surely the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental is the most beautiful large aircraft, too... It is recognizable all around the world, it is playful and dainty and it is aerodynamic... I think a touch of arts belongs to a good visiting card...

Next thing tomorrow I am buying the Boeing 747-8 VIPs...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, November 3, 2012

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - Automotive Life

Ladies and Gentlemen,

A Rolls-Royce is connected to automotive life just like all other cars... Hot topics:

a) News,
b) Comparison,
c) Test,
d) Technology,
e) Environment,
f) Road diary,
g) Sport,
h) Tuning,
i) Advertisement,
j) Heart ache,
k) Police news,
l) Humor...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Raising Madonna

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In everyone's life there is a point when you want to become more... You cannot be a Formula-1 driver, you don't want to have any more children and you cannot be cleverer...

Then you say: "I accept donations... For others..." This is when the world's poorest country and pop-culture meet...

Perhaps there is always a reason to donate...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Thursday, November 1, 2012

MYCEMETERY.COM

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Actually there is website like the above...

I think that mourning is an occurrence that could be described as "passive-aggressive..." You look back into the past, you cry and you want to die, too... Instead you could have a look at the people around you, you could believe in Jesus Christ and in resurrection and you could think about the future where you live together with your loved ones...

I don't want to face the graves of my late acquaintances... I also think that the expression "to die for someone" doesn't make a sense... When you die you cannot be useful any more... That's why you can only "live for someone..." Finally it is all about your expectations...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team