Sunday, November 11, 2012

Being Available

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The following tech specs belong to a laptop - designed in California, built in China...


  • Line voltage: 100-240V AC - you have it everywhere
  • Frequency: 50Hz to 60Hz - use your computer frequently
  • Operating temperature: 50° to 95° F (10° to 35° C) - you'll need air-conditioning
  • Storage temperature: -13° to 113° F (-24° to 45° C) - for the boy scout
  • Relative humidity: 0% to 90% noncondensing - clean your skin by a face steamer
  • Maximum operating altitude: 10,000 feet - compare to the cabin altitude (artificial altitude) of a Boeing 787 Dreamliner
  • Maximum storage altitude: 15,000 feet - the stowage bins, a little higher
  • Maximum shipping altitude: 35,000 feet - welcome to outer space...
Thank God, I don't have a picture of this laptop computer as my Blog Post was nothing but a commercial then... Most importantly you can use your laptop everywhere humans can live...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

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