Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Guru's Lotusfeet

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Raising Malawi, the foundation of Madonna and of Rav. Yehuda Berg, respectively has finished the 3rd school building in Malawi recently... The foundation has the purpose to end extreme poverty in Malawi, Africa... (I always say that Malawi is only an example and you can support other countries in Africa, too...)

I think Madonna has got a unique and beautiful career... God save the Queen!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, June 23, 2012

State-Of-The-Art June 23rd 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Q: Is it possible that the laws of physics change?
A: Well, it is for sure that the Universe changes...
Q: What is the importance of folklore?
A: The Universe changes in a way so that it is more and more fit for humans...
Q: Could you describe trends?
A: In human relationships we can define our own rules, too... (-> Carrie Bradshow)
Q: In what areas of a relationship can be there individual rules?
A: The usage of space-time, language or purposes...
Q: Divorce makes life more beautiful and it is a resource of the development of love - what do you think of it?
A: I believe in divorce, my wife doesn't...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Wednesday, June 20, 2012

NASA - Not Fully Automatic

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The 2nd unmanned Orbital Test Vehicle of The Boeing Company has arrived back to Earth after 469 days in orbit - this has been a fully automated flight... Now I wonder how a not fully automated flight of the Space Shuttle looked like, let's say into orbit...

"Have you got fire?"
"Click!"
"Booster ignition - and lift-off!"
"There is a swarm of birds in front of us... Correction to the left..."
"Pardon me?"
"To the left, Roger..."
"Are we heading to New Fundland?"
"Sorry, we pledged not to fly any more polar routes actually..."
"There is a storm cloud in front of us... Correction to the right..."
"Yes, but we are upside-down..."
"Right that is the direction of New Fundland, Roger..."
"O.k. Hey, ladies, next time we are going to a luna-park!"
"Ha-ha..."
"Atlantis, main engines throttle up!"
"Copied, main engines throttle up!"
"Man, we are fast..."
"1451 mph to be exact..."
"Ahm... We left 2 rockets behind..."
"That's only the boosters, Roger..."
"Now: ISS or Hubble?"
"ISS, ISS, ISS, Hubble, ISS, ISS, Hubble..."
"Atlantis, no return to KSC..."
"Copied, in case of engine failure: Saragosa..."
"Atlantis, you have got 3 good engines, go for the pitch!"
"What exactly is the protocoll, sir?"
"Press the yellow "Pitch" button, Roger..."
"Wow, it's beautiful... Who has got a comb?"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Monday, June 18, 2012

Creative Holiday

Valued Readers,

Since Lion Air launched their premium carrier Batik Air I am on a creative holiday... I would like to get rid of the burdens of my past, I would like to collect power and I would like to pray... I would like to change so that I can embrace new tasks, new knowledge and new chances...

My love is the old one but it is like medlar - it is best when it starts to decay... (You can look up the dictionary on "medlar...")

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, June 12, 2012

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce June 12th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You cannot imagine how many useless pieces of equipment you have in your home... A couple of items you don't need in a Rolls-Royce household:

a) a (2nd) washing machine,
b) a mobile phone,
c) air-conditioning,
d) wood for the fire-place,
e) throat sugar,
f) an off-roader,
g) museum tickets,
h) a (2nd) refrigerator,
i) paying a road toll,
j) paying church tax,
k) spending on discreet shipments,
l) spending on restaurants etc.

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, June 9, 2012

LUFTHANSA - Lifts Hearts Up June 9th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I just need to have this video on the inaugural flight of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental of Lufthansa in my Blog, too...

The new Queen of the Skies was perked up by a very decent yet dazzling necklace of pearls at this occasion... It is very interesting but the 747 Devision of The Boeing Company is not run by young graduates (only) but there are really experienced managers and engineers in the design team of this legend, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Lufthansa begins a new era with the 747-8 Intercontinental (Video)


Thursday, June 7, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Simple Ration

Ladies and Gentlemen,

One average day in the life of a top female manager of The Boeing Company:

09.00: Dramatical arrival at work
09.05 - 09.10: Checking her emails
09.15 - 10.00: Divine
10.05 - 11.00: Fitness
11.05 - 12.30: Visit at the production line
12.30 - 13.00: Lunch
13.05 - 15.00: Product-related meeting
15.05 - 17.00: Group-therapy

I do believe that female work-force can achieve as much as men in adequate areas - however everything must be different... Less stress and more patience...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Hydrogen Factory - Medical Shoe Inlays

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Newly developed medical shoe inlays help you reduce the sweating of the feet, take care of the skin of your feet and reduce the wearing out of your shoes as well...

Medical shoe inlays are available in all sizes, are made of 100% natural cotton and are washable... Medical shoe inlays are available in thicker sports and winter designs, too...

It can be a nice habit to hang out your medical shoe inlays somewhere in your house or apartment at Christmas and you can surprise children by presents put into the medical shoe inlays of Hydrogen Factory during the night...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Electric Wheel Hub Motors (Prayer)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Oh, my God, how bad I wish that you could produce electric wheel hub motors not only in terms of a drum but also in terms of a disc and a saddle... Disc electric wheel hub motors could be much lighter and who knows maybe even more efficient... Thank you!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Boeing 777X - Engine Concept

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have already designed a huge "Leap-X" jet engine for the Boeing 777X... The first stream of the turbofan jet engine is smaller than before because it is more efficient and more powerful... The second stream of the turbofan jet engine is much longer than before because there are zig-zags not only at the very end but also inside of the second stream - so that they can control or regulate the air-masses...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - And Its Environment

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Gosh! Awesome! The Environmental Report of The Boeing Company has been released for 2012!

The whole thing starts with the new Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - who doesn't buy it is naiv...

The greatest surprise is to me the news about a possible 777X - Boeing are studying with customers and operators how this airplane that revolutionized flight in the 1990's could be further enhanced... Maybe it is also getting the super-winglets of the 737 MAX and huge Leap-X jet engines...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

The Boeing Company: 2012 Environment Report


Saturday, June 2, 2012

LUFTHANSA - Lifts Hearts Up June 2nd 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The first Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental of Lufthansa accomplished its first revenue flight from Frankfurt am Main to Washington D.C. yesterday, on June 1st 2012...

Maybe its not an exaggaration to compare this historic event to the journey of Christopher Columbus to India... A handful of courageous passengers of Lufthansa, in a typical 3-class arrangement departed from Frankfurt am Main to the USA to proove that you can survive without sauerkraut on a transatlantic crossing and even longer... I don't know if they succeeded in their original intention but they surely discovered a "new world" during the flight: the interior of the new Jumbo Jet of Boeing... Practically an island of peace, comfort and advancement...

Maybe they are also going to return to this island - you can do this 6 times a week currently...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team