Monday, November 22, 2021

A Theory

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Homosexuality is like walking on two feet in its importance... When you walk on two feet your upper extremities become free and you can create incredible things with them... When you are homosexual you don't have to bear children each year of your life but you can develop yourself...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Open Letter To My Mother

Dear Mother,


I would like to apologise to you... Of course, you can travel in the calyx of a flower onboard a Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental! I hope I'm not too late with this insight... On my private jets I always plan to have a winter-garden - maybe someone was inspired by that and designed seats in the shape of a flower for the greater travelling public... What a lovely idea! Winter-garden to everyone, actually... I'm sorry but I was insisting on the green spot on my private jets while I refused a floral first class on the new Jumbo Jet - this is hypocrisy... I did not think that you wanted to sell the winter-garden...

Once again, I am sorry!


Kisses, Joe





Monday, July 26, 2021

PRNDSL, QWERTY

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Actually, there is a lot more to discover... Madonna says: "it's not the game, it's how you play..."


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, July 20, 2021

State-Of-The-Art July 20th 2021

Ladies and Gentlemen,


What could be the future of the young nation of the USA, what road should America hit? According to me environmental protection and space research could be the best opportunities for the American industry...

Even if climate change is not such a big menace as we used to think there are many other areas of environmental protection that call for action... Household litter has to be processed, food wastes have to be used, endangered species have to be protected, water has to be kept clean and so on... I believe that environmental protection is not only a fashion but it is a massive part of the future... If America wants to be a God-fearing superpower then the first thing is to show conscience towards creation and within its own life... Only then it has the right to tell others what is responsible...

Space research is an unmistakable strength of the USA... America has already faced many serious difficulties - but for space research there were always great courage and lots of knowledge ready... Whether it's about orbiting Earth, visiting the Moon or traveling to distant stars America always wants to be an example... Naturally this tendency has to be supported and developed - other nations are less capable to dream this big... Consciousness of identity and sharing of work among nations is the foundation of lasting international peace...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, July 10, 2021

Dark Medieval Ages

Ladies and Gentlemen,


What can be only processed by a computer is no science either - it is an extension of computer science... Science is what you can process with your human brain - as science is something for humans... If the volume of your science extends the capacity of your brain then it is human what you can hold in your hand...

The above theory originates from Ancient Paris and Prof. Nostradamus, respectively... He connected science and Christianity as one of the firsts...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Wednesday, July 7, 2021

Some More Light

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Thanks to modern physics, you all can imagine how the universe without rules looks like - it makes you feel desperate... Rules of the universe obviously come from God as life comes from God...

Why do I believe that God created the world in 7 days? If God created the world it is a good thing because there is someone mighty to take care of you... And all good things you believe in strongly don't only come from God as He is the source of life but they are also capable of acting on matter...

(A scientific result cannot make you feel desperate because what makes you desperate is no result of clear mind... Therefore you can always recon with God - to avoid dispiriting results... What makes you feel desperate is no science...)


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Monday, June 28, 2021

Charles Darwin: On the Origin of Species (Review)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The funny illustration of the above mentioned work is not a new idea... I think you can teach the theory of Charles Darwin on, only my theory is better...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Monday, June 21, 2021

Some Light

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Natural selection and struggle for survival are not love... What is not love cannot cause any development...

Light from a star is love, on an elementary level...

A man is not so different from nature, he is only the head of nature...

Knowledge and science are supernatural because they can act on matter... Everything is supernatural that can act on matter... What is supernatural is alive, of course...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Thursday, June 10, 2021

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - LGBTQ+ Month June

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Mr. Matthew Morrison is singing "Somewhere over the rainbow..." I think this song summarises the sense of homosexuality... And the Jumbo Jet of Boeing delivers and connects people...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Saturday, May 29, 2021

The Magic Of Bentley - May 29th 2021

Ladies and Gentlemen,


When I was young there was a rumour... Rolls-Royce are famous for their wooden and leather interiors... If you want even more wood and leather then you have to order a Bentley...

I don't know how they reach this effect but they are succeeding...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Friday, May 28, 2021

Mercedes-Benz Bodybuild

Ladies and Gentlemen,


There is no doubt: if Rolls-Royce are reviving coach-building then there is a barn at Mercedes-Benz and Maybach, too where all individual requirements can be realised... According to me, you only have to make a good impression...

You can also discover Designo where individual appearance is created, or Mercedes-AMG where sportive cars are designed... Don't forget that Mercedes-Benz also produce a range of bicycles, from "fitness bike" to serious racing machines...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team








Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Rolls-Royce Coachbuild

Ladies and Gentlemen,


To me:

1) landaulets (a convertible that is spacious in the rear and a driver's car)

2) sedancas de ville (I guess this is a family car)

3) guru-mobiles (with gilded columns, green curtains, flower boxes and a throne)

4) pope-mobile (RR, well, yes...)

based on the Phantom Extended and the Ghost Extended, if you please... Thank you!

Bespoke is no tuning, because it is original from the factory... Coachbuild is a little more courageous...

In the pictures below: some beautiful bespoke artwork...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team








Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Outbursts Of Joy

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As I said I am not so good in luxury - but cars with a V12-engine are something I like definitely... I keep the fingers crossed that higher powers also think that a Mercedes-Maybach S680 is the solution for my life...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team








Monday, May 17, 2021

My Mother, James Bond

Ladies and Gentlemen,


My mother is not a spy... She must only have suffered to some head injury when she was a girl and from then on two concepts exchanged their places in her brain: "to cook" and "to spy..." You have to love her the way she is...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Thursday, May 13, 2021

Royalty Day And Night

Ladies and Gentlemen,


What are the basic tasks of a Monarch?

1) definition of His or Her age

2) luxury

I am sorry... I'm not so good in luxury...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Be Aware

Ladies and Gentlemen,


"Communism is one way of becoming a billionaire (for the few, of course)..." This was said at one rare occasion when my foster-father told the truth to a friend of mine in his effort to kill me... As a billionaire is a useful personality even the darkest dictators create something... Of course, communism has to fail because the ascending of the workers never happens...

I think the ascending of the workers can only happen in a Christian society where you expect presents from God - and God exists!


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Thursday, April 1, 2021

Good Luck, EQS

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Electric engines have been already used in passenger cars: in the electric adjustment of seats, in power windows, in windscreen wipers and so on... To propel a car fully with electric engines seems to me an exaggeration... All-electric cars don't seem to have a heart in terms of the internal combustion engine to me...

Crude oil is the only fortune that the Arabic world and Russia have, for example tourism is peanuts... In Europe and in America you cannot afford to finish feeding the Arabic world and Russia... Furthermore without refinement of crude oil you won't have asphalt for underneath your EVs and you won't have plastic which is the last result of science... I would be also very curious of the real efficiency data of internal combustion engines where the heat of combustion is turned immediately into movement...

A couple of years ago, a major competitor of the Mercedes EQS made my wife and me enthusiastic about and clap our hands for this electric vehicle and we also declared our request that we want to see more fully electric cars... Now that the Mercedes EQS is ready I discover weaknesses of this concept and I think the capability of such cars to reduce the global crude oil consumption is frightening... Next time I will be more careful of when I clap my hands for something...

Of course, the Mercedes EQS is a beautiful car but to me it contains too many adventures...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Tuesday, March 30, 2021

Pink Cadillac

Ladies and Gentlemen,


According to me, the American Dream was an intellectual movement in the USA that tried to act against the horrors of WWII... The Pink Cadillac that embodies the American Dream movement means that "America is Heaven" because a Cadillac is a famous American car label and pink means Heaven and the prestige of the Cadillac label reinforces this statement... Indeed, the USA tried everything in order to develop a modern Christianity and to defeat the evil...

Today's American dreams after 9/11 are rather modest... In New York, modest skyscrapers are designed and built, space research targets to reach the Moon because it seems to be a realistic goal and railways are planned that are more evolution than revolution (I think this is right)... I think that the modest American dreams still come from believers because they are human-scaled, secure and environmentally friendly... So the USA is even now in a leading position - for modest people...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Sunday, March 14, 2021

Family Car

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In the pictures below you can see a Mercedes CLA Shooting Break... This is a relatively small and sportive car - a man would be happy about it... But with 2 child seats in the rear it can turn into a real family transporter - every married couple would be happy about it... I think it is ingenious of Mercedes-Benz not to service only older gentlemen but young married couples, too, with all advantages of a Mercedes-Benz...

Yes, if there is only a smaller space in the rear of a car then this is a nook for children... Yes, car producers make such a comfortable entrance for children...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team











Friday, March 12, 2021

Rolls-Royce Ghost Six Senses Concept Car

Ladies and Gentlemen,

During design of this car, the engineers of Rolls-Royce have thought of women... I hope this design is eligible as a bespoke option...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team