You won't be surprised when I say that Santa Claus is flying the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental... What else does he fly? The Airbus A380, Concorde and the Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner...
You may ask now how did Santa Claus become so wealthy? He always had his altruistic nature and then he teamed up with other philanthropists: Superman, Captain America and Batman... First they lived in a cottage in a forest and when they thought being a hermit is boring they started modelling... And gold digging... Being a househusband... Giving advice on wellness... Then they met Mr. Bill Gates and told him that they wanted to grow... After a couple of years of negotiations Santa Claus, Superman, Captain America and Batman started to drill crude oil on their own oil platforms... The VIP jets belong to their oil company, too...
Merry Christmas!
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