Thursday, August 30, 2012

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce August 30th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Rolls-Royce are one of the most popular luxury car labels in the USA, too... How to recognize a Rolls-Royce?

a) basically, there are no Ancient Greek temples in the USA,
b) the Statue of Liberty is much bigger than an Emily cooler mascot,
c) you cannot have a Rolls-Royce in semaphore orange with orange warn signals,
d) if there are only 2 seats in a subway coach - it is a Rolls-Royce,
e) a 2-tone-painting is characteristic for a Rolls-Royce, a partition wall, too - still it shouldn't chase you,
f) people say that a Rolls-Royce is a smart decision and others say that a Smart is like a Rolls-Royce - the difference is in the small details,
g) perhaps you should go to study Rolls-Royces in California,
h) the limousine in "Indecent Proposal" is a Rolls-Royce and the story is not shallow,
i) a Rolls-Royce is still very similar to a Bentley - the difference is not so interesting,
j) a Rolls-Royce that is flat like a crocodile and seems to be the same dangerous is an Aston Martin,
k) a Mercedes S-class is not a Rolls-Royce - ridiculous, ha-ha,
l) a full-size limousine is made by industrial robots so only the sizes are comparable to a Rolls-Royce etc.

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



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