Thursday, September 29, 2016

Monarchy In A Clean Future

Ladies and Gentlemen,

With its new EQ label and with the concept car "Generation EQ" Mercedes-Benz is heralding a new chapter in history... In the clean world you will be able to enjoy your car and at the same time you will have no regrets because of rising sea levels and countrysides turning into a desert... Congratulations cordially to Alexander the Great and his team who were pushing the envelope to realise a mass production of electric vehicles for an everyday usage...

However what if you start to feel alienated in the clean world? What is you feel frightened among zero emission cars? What if you feel silly in a silently buzzing car? Then you must be a man who is irritated by extreme cleanness which idea was invented and developed for women... You can look for your old gas station, penetrate the fuel tank with the filling head and smoke and roar a little so that you don't waste away with being nervous or don't get cancer without a reason...

"He is not dirty at all..." (The Times, one of the upcoming issues)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


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