Saturday, November 10, 2018

Fascinating Car Design

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The BMW 7series that was released in 2002, the so-called Bangle-BMW after its chief designer is a sensational car design parting car-enthusiasts into the lovers of Mr. Bangle and his opposers... What does Mr. Bangle want to say to the rich and powerful consumers of the BMW 7series through the language of industrial design?

I think there is a trick of the design of the BMW 7series of 2002: according to your sensation it is no industrial design but some grande art... The iDrive interface that means the single rotary wheel by which nearly all functions of the car can be controlled is so reserved that is gives space to not only some industrial design but to grande art - shaped of metal, wood, plastic and leather...

One of the main themes of the Bangle-BMW is the meeting of a cube with a sphere - this determines the entire rear of the vehicle while it reinforces the identity of the car through its huge duck-tail to measures never seen before... The motive of the meeting of a cube and a sphere also returns in the interior in terms of the 2 main displays of the car: the gauges with a LCD-display in the background and the central LCD-display that is connected to the previously mentioned rotary wheel ruling mainly the electronics of the car...

In the inside of the BMW 7series of 2002 you face abundant quantities of leather, wood and soft-touch plastic - which surround the driver and the passengers with an unusual cleanness... The driver is connected to the most important metal parts of the car by electronic systems of the dashboard, for example this is how he or she controls the powerful engines... This comfort of the interior delivers a message to the passengers of the BMW 7series who slide over greater distances in the inner peace of the vehicle where distances become a symbol of the enemy...

The meeting of the cube and the sphere furthermore the friendliness of the interior surfaces suggest to the viewers of the Bangle-BMW to "overcome the evil..." So car design after the central rotary wheel of the infotainment system can be turned into grande art in an amazing way...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team








Monday, November 5, 2018

Atlantis - November 5th 2018

Ladies and Gentlemen,


What is the consciousness of Atlantis?

It is the very secure and determined knowledge of you are homosexual and the culture resulting from it...

Leonardo Da Vinci on Atlantis:

a) Atlantis can be connected to the sea (difference between life at the sea and on the land),

b) in Atlantis money doesn't count,

c) Atlantis is very strongly sexual,

d) in Atlantis sciences flourish...

Atlantis is so far only an archetype and it exists only in our imagination - it is a common human desire... If you want to realise it you have to discuss your dreams in public...

Miss Gyapay, my psychoanalyst says:

Atlantis is a very important alternative of how you can imagine a future without fascists, scientologists and mafiosi...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, November 2, 2018

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - November 2nd 2018

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am sorry but the fully electric drive concept in the Rolls-Royce 102EX was only a solution for a "half-sized" Rolls-Royce... Nevertheless I hope you can turn the fully electric 102EX into a plug-in-hybrid so that you drive the full-size Rolls-Royce by a V12 internal combustion engine and only the shrunk car will have the fully electric drive train... This would be a complete separation of the 2  drive trains - one for the full-size vehicle and one for the shrunk car - but there was the complete integration of the 2 drive trains in one vehicle, too... So you could call my concept a hybrid car...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Sunday, October 28, 2018

The Good Life - October 29th 2018

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Our ancestors knew the following luxuries already and they believed there were no more of them... It makes a sense to learn these luxuries because that way you will know how far you are in the good life...

1) food
2) clothing
3) car
4) jewellery
5) airplane
6) yacht
7) house
8) arts

I hope I succeeded in adding 2 more luxuries which are not material but processes...

9) learning after the obligatory 12 years, i.e. languages
10) sports, health and sex

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, October 27, 2018

Maybach - Virtue Out Of Need

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The question is closed: "There is a Maybach..." While a Mercedes-Benz S-class there is for the most successful citizens of a society a Maybach is there to consolidate a kingdom... A Maybach only matches the lifestyle of a member of a royal family and it has only got space where a coach has space... Furthermore a Maybach is solemn (I am thinking of spiritual or stately solemnity) what is not needed in the everyday life of most souls in a country...

3,500 Maybach limousines in a year were definitely an unrealistic dream... But maybe 35?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Friday, October 26, 2018

I Am Enthusiastic

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I want to show you how the dashboard of the Mercedes S-class integrated more and more electronics but remained simple and clear thanks to witty design of the control interfaces... Instead of writing about everything I would like to demonstrate the development of the W140 into the W220 and further into the W221 only by images...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Wednesday, October 24, 2018

How Strange Life Can Be

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My father is a scientist of religion and he often makes a joke about him being able to buy a Mercedes as he belongs to the "upper middle class" according to his salary... In reality he drives cheap, strongly worn but practical cars of some other label - and I'm afraid this is typical to other scientists of religion, too... They are not or don't feel honoured and respected as much as to drive a Benz... According to the science of religion pastors should be honoured and respected as much as they would drive a Mercedes-Benz proudly because they made a deal with God and He loves them that much...

So oddities are not only there at the stock market...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team