Brilliance Of Engineers

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Nowadays, in times of partial sandwich floors you may laugh at the full-size sandwich floor of the R-class which already has become history... Although with the R-class it was the original target of the engineers of Mercedes-Benz to doublefold the S-class in a modern way... I don't think there will be any other way to doublefold the S-class than the revival of the R-class... The bodywork has to be more limousine-like than that of the V-class and under the sportive and short bonnet only V8-engines can find some space - from the popular 4.0-V8-engine over the 5.5-V8-engine until the 6.3-V8-engine... The engineers who designed the R-class had nothing else on their mind either... An R-class always have to be compared to an S-class - not to the GLE-class or the E-class...

I am not angry with Mercedes-Benz any more... The next product of Mercedes-Maybach could be an R-class perhaps... You can also understand now why the R-class has been called "the Royal class among family cars..." Audi has such a car in their program: the Q7...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Scarf, Hat And Gloves

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Here you have my idea for a super-mini sandwich floor for passenger cars... This sandwich floor would be only 2 cm thick still it could accomplish the following functions:

a) strengthening of the car body (even if at the price of some overweight),

b) protecting the car from cold from the direction of the ground,

c) providing with space for electric batteries of a hybrid drive-train,

d) reducing of the noise level inside of the car...

In the first versions of passenger cars with a sandwich floor you could carry coal for the boilers, modern vehicles with only a partial sandwich floor (Mercedes B-class and V-class) are much more successful than their predecessors...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Different Objects - Different Values

Ladies and Gentlemen,


How do you sleep in a car?

a) You lean your head against the C-pillar or a headrest and you sleep in a sitting position like in a train...

b) You don't sleep in your car but at home or at a hotel next to the road...

If you sat in a car already, you know that... Reclining seats except for in a Maybach 62 and similar, long-wheel-base luxury cars don't make a sense, the rich must be aware of that...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Hidden Dangers

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Royalty is the same way an enemy of capitalism as communism is an enemy of capitalism...

In a capitalistic economy you have to find out newer and newer products so that people buy more and more, instead of products you have already... You believe that this increases the value of companies until eternity...

In a royalty you are advised to take care of your belongings and to use everything for long... Old products are not awkward and more and more people own something valuable...

In a communism no new products appear because there is no money for developments and hardly anything is produced because factories don't have an owner in person who organises production - everybody is poor...

If you rely on royalty, you call capitalism crazy, and you call communism lazy... I support an economy where more and more people can have something valuable...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Fairy Tales of 1,001 Nights

Ladies and Gentlemen,


Me and a couple of friends of mine had the idea to produce and to sell older car models, too - after the further development of passenger cars seems to be impossible... BMW has just presented the new 7 series with the tragic tablet for remote control of the vehicle, Mercedes-Benz is presenting the new E-class with only modest developments that don't ruin the ergonomics of the new E-class...

I know literally within my heart I only have to wait a little and Mercedes-Benz is going to present past car models which fit in a modern world of cars with a few enhancements... I only have to be patient and Mercedes-Benz is going to realise my dream of car-remakes - in a comfortable, from me independent way and without any communication, where our relationship is based only on trust...

Mercedes-Benz makes all of your dreams come true...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Occupation: Audience

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"Attention! The program you are watching is changing your life..." I tried to publish this warning on TV but other problems seemed to be more important so we dealt with them... Watchers of my TV show sacrifice much everyday in order to stay tuned... In the first line they sacrifice intelligence that they used to have or that they had been able to obtain - they give up the basics for a promotion... Watchers of my show also give up human relationships, time and energy and maybe even plans for the future in order to be my audience - it is frightening...

What do they get in return? Tons of secrets and new knowledge... They can think over actual questions and decisions about the life of the state... Work again... It was high time to support the audience by serious amounts of money and a vehicle charity... The audience with their unique knowledge should also get an official rank from the state that they serve...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Mercedes-Benz Teaches The Law

Learning The Law

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Mercedes-Benz Company teaches the following to me... "If you have a MB S-class, it tells much about its owner... Naturally, a MB S-class is not owned by anybody, but it is owned only a person who is someone already..."

What may an S-class tell about its owner? An S-class is comfortable - that means its owner wants to work where he or she arrives... An S-class is secure - its owner is aware of his or her values, he or she has got some power... An S-class is luxurious - so its owner is a generous and respectful person...

What does it mean to be someone? It means that you have got fame and fortune... Always when I bought a model car at the MB dealership the seller questioned me: "It is a beautiful car, don't you think?" (It means that I am attacking MB when I buy a model car...)

There were times when I owned a Volvo because Mercedes-Benz is seeing me through, there were also times when I owned an MAN couch which replaced a Maybach in many respects... God save me from the people of the Mercedes-Benz sales department...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Fashion Faux Pas

Valued Reader,

In connection with the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental I declared not once that I don't want to travel in the calyx of a flower... That means a first class seat that is designed only out of curved lines and cushions...

Recently I was alarmed by Mercedes-Benz that all car interiors that are based on any shade of tan are reserved for women... This is an agreement of male drivers who offer the soft and gold-like shades of tan to female car owners... Car interiors that are based on the colour tan seem to be jewel boxes - or calyxes of flowers...

Male drivers may choose any dark colours for the interior or even white which spreads a modern party feeling around the young or young-in-mind driver... In the pictures below you can see tan-based interiors which are meant to be left to ladies...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team