Saturday, December 29, 2012

Surprise

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Suddenly I am impressed by Swiss watches... At school I used to be among the first pupils to arrive in the class-room and then I learned that this is a sign of motivation... Later, when I became a polymath I said that I don't really need a watch because anybody who wants to find me can... When I am together with someone then I don't want to deal with time...

However you cannot walk by the art of Swiss watches... Swiss watches are:
  • science,
  • tradition,
  • art and
  • luxury...
Well, well, the watch in the middle costs some 5 million USD... I would like to wish you a happy and successful new year!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Monday, December 24, 2012

Applied Mathematics - December 24th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is only logical that you have got absolutely environmentally friendly solar power plants in Africa - in a distant future... However solar power plants deliver electric power only at daytime that means the energy supply in Africa in the evening and in the night still remained a relatively big problem... That means Africans can never live like people in less sunshiny parts of the world...

This must be an example of you not being able to continue your logic without end... As Africans would like to live the good life, too and they want to use electricity in the evening and in the night, too there should be built also nuclear power plants in Africa...

Furthermore if you use nuclear power plants only when it is dark then the nuclear heating fuel could last approx. twice as long and solar power plants or solar panels could deliver electric power at daytime in an environmentally friendly way...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, December 23, 2012

The Baby's Blog - Joy For Christmas

Ladies and Gentlemen,

One of our drivers gave my family fine aromatic oils designed for Christmas... You can drop them carefully into a dish of perfumed oil and the scent:
  • makes you feel more comfortable at home,
  • makes you have a better mood and
  • even gives you spiritual strength...
You can have the same stuff in everyday moods as well - like Mango or Pine tree... It was only difficult to achieve that my parents don't inhale everything...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, December 22, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - On The Wings Of Imagination

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You won't be surprised when I say that Santa Claus is flying the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental... What else does he fly? The Airbus A380, Concorde and the Boeing 787-8 Dreamliner...

You may ask now how did Santa Claus become so wealthy? He always had his altruistic nature and then he teamed up with other philanthropists: Superman, Captain America and Batman... First they lived in a cottage in a forest and when they thought being a hermit is boring they started modelling... And gold digging... Being a househusband... Giving advice on wellness... Then they met Mr. Bill Gates and told him that they wanted to grow... After a couple of years of negotiations Santa Claus, Superman, Captain America and Batman started to drill crude oil on their own oil platforms... The VIP jets belong to their oil company, too...

Merry Christmas!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - On Air

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Boeing engineers have worked much on perfecting the Wi-Fi field on airplanes... (By replacing passengers by sacks of potatoes real flight environment can be simulated in a much more efficient way than before... You can see this in the attached video...)

Of course, you should take a laptop with you on each and every flight on a Boeing airplane from now on, and not only a mobile phone...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing Wi-Fi flying high (Video)

Crisis 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to present to you a couple of funny images out of the world of automobiles... Such as:

a) a BMW that looks like a Bugatti,
b) a Lamborghini with a very intimate mood lighting,
c) a Mercedes that looks like a supersonic jet and
d) a Rolls-Royce concept car for owner-drivers...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team