Friday, November 30, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Team Spirit

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Let's compare the advantage of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental and Freighter to the predecessors: the Boeing 747-400 models... Warning! The numbers are very impressive...


                                           Boeing 747-400 models      Boeing 747-8 models

airplanes built or ordered                694                                      111
noise                                                                                          -84%
fuel consumption                                                                       -84%
range                                                                                           625%
price                                                                                           -78%


Obviously, each and every order for the new Jumbo Jet of Boeing spoils this extraordinary statistics...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Thursday, November 29, 2012

The Guru's Lotusfeet - 29th November 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The 7 personal objects you need in life:

a) working tool 1 (for example my laptop)
b) working tool 2 (my backpack)
c) working tool 3 (extra bathroom scales)
d) land (for example cyber space or a flash drive)
e) mobility (a car or a monthly ticket for the public traffic)
f) fashion object (or a status symbol)
g) entertainment and decoration

I guess if you have more objects then you offer too much time and energy for non-intellectual business... The equipment of a home and clothes don't count to the relevant objects in this connection...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - New Wing Design

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Finally I have understood the supercritical wings of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental and of the Boeing 787 Dreamliner... The modern wings are not only curved horizontally (like conventional wings are curved more or less) but vertically as well (up-swept wing design)... These curvatures make the wings stronger - that's why they can be razor-sharp...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Tuesday, November 27, 2012

The Magic Of Aston Martin - November 27th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

"What objects define me as a person?" (Fight Club) An Aston Martin DB9 is certainly the result of some serious thinking over...

a) What is an Aston Martin DB9 the most suitable for? Everyday usage (short trips in and about a city) or sport (long journeys to the country or abroad)?
b) O.k., 20 kms are already a longer road...
c) "If I have the time I will stitch a car..." or "If I have the time I will fold a car..."
d) So handcrafted is not wrong...
e) Why do you need cup-holders in an Aston Martin?
f) Mineral water doesn't leave back any stains...
g) Don't be afraid of a V12 - engines are not going to be bigger...
h) The additional framework under the hood holds the wheels...
i) Don't focus on the vehicle - otherwise it feels like a pedal car...
j) Don't deliver the vehicle to the forces of nature - maybe you would like to sell it...
k) Autonomous driving is called an "autopilot..."
l) Instead of a fire extinguisher you could also install a vacuum cleaner...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team







Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Score

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think when valued customers like Air China and Arik Air don't appear on the Who's Flying The Boeing 747-8 website then it must be about a rare computer failure... And when Boeing.com cannot apologise for the negligence then it must be about another rare computer failure...

It would be very interesting to see the all customers of the Boeing 747-8 on the website of The Boeing Company... The website is meant to make mood for travellers and airlines - without the hard achieved results it is dysfunctional...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Monday, November 19, 2012

The Rookie Humorist November 19th 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The Rookie Humorist is sighting some soccer-players on a soccer-field... They are actually practicing with over 20 balls...

The Rookie Humorist says: "Of course, with 20 balls you have got much more chance of scoring a goal..."

I'd like to go on with NASA...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Sunday, November 18, 2012

The Rookie Humorist

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This Blog wants to be "actual, funny and luxurious" but I haven't published any jokes for a while... Let's just see one:

The rookie humorist goes online and he asks: "What is common in Facebook and YouTube? They both don't belong to Microsoft..." (no laughter)

Next question: "What else is common in Facebook and YouTube? They are both software companies like Microsoft..." (laughter)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team