Saturday, February 10, 2018

The Best Joke In The World

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like to call your attention to an achievement of the past which is there to greatly increase your possibilities of elevation... Freedom is a precious piece of treasure because if you are free you are going to ask yourself what can I do for my fellow human beings - as an altruistic creation, of course... If you want to get connected to the greater society at the same time you can express your altruistic intention in terms of an enterprise... You will get money from the banks...

I am going to help you this much because you live in the USA and you are grown-ups... I am wishing you success and God Almighty bless you...

Madonna wants a house like this somewhere in Asia...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, February 9, 2018

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Brilliance

Ladies and Gentlemen,

What kinds of private jet do I need? I need supersonic business jets because speed is a factor of comfort... I need very large aircraft because stately representation is expected from my family... I need aircraft with passenger seats because my airplanes have to carry many people, too... Finally I need the Boeing Business Jet because it is so comfortable and cozy...

My computer solved the above problem in the following way... All modern Boeing airplanes are supersonic so I don't need particular supersonic jets if I buy Boeing aircraft... The iconic Boeing Jumbo Jet is a very large airplane and it answers the purpose of stately representation in an excellent way... The Boeing 787 Dreamliner can carry hundreds of family members while it is very economical and environmentally friendly... If I buy 10 pieces of the 737 MAX BBJ my family's need for luxurious and intimate travelling around the world will be realised, too...

I am planning to buy the above all-Boeing-fleet at a later time point because of security reasons however I am satisfied by the work of computer already now...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Monday, January 22, 2018

A Theory Of Leonardo Da Vinci

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If space research doesn't bring new sciences to life mankind is going to spend most of its time by car driving and you are going to get experiences from car driving... If space research bears new sciences then mankind will deal with sciences - which is a little more worthy of your brain...

According to Leonardo Da Vinci you can imagine space as a big sea around you that is full of stars, colourful spheres and aliens that must live there in the nearly endless nature in outer space... If you gain science from nature then the solutions of all earthly problems can be found in outer space... Of course, you must not believe in spacetime - however you may use it...

As all creation comes from God you may find presents of God in every corner of the universe... That means you will not stray in space in vain...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Treasures Come From God

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have changed my mind regarding space research recently... I think things (natural and cultural occurrences) that are worthy to be explored can be found only on planets that are the home of humanoid species... It may be another purpose of space research to find habitable planets for mankind... (Some astronauts think that in space everything is rotting...)

Space is there for planets to speed around and space is there for starships to connect living places of humanoid species... Otherwise space is a dead and empty medium where you can find only bacteria with the greatest effort - only you don't know what will be out of them... I think that 10 research spacecraft for Planet Earth and 5 for allied planets each are enough...

In the video below you can watch mining for minerals on still cozy Planet Earth... (There are places that you call a place left by God... Is the good life possible on this planet?)

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Monday, November 27, 2017

Hydrogen Business 2017

Ladies and Gentlemen,

When it's about hydrogen fuel many people don't approach with a sane and friendly attitude (excitement and happiness are o.k.)... That is why hydrogen fuel must be a secret reserved to customers with an eco-friendly mindset... Hydrogen fuel is not forgotten in the De la Mikula enter-prises either and I have collected 2 links to you where you can read about hydrogen fuel summarised in the most objective way and where the texts are reflecting the actual stance of hydrogen business:



In the picture below you can see the engine from the Rolls-Royce Waterspeed Project where the shining blue colour is a sign of hydrogen technology of the vehicle...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Friday, November 17, 2017

On Functioning Of My Brain

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I used to spend 2 weeks of the summer holiday in the 1990's in Tirol, Austria... I was helping at the kitchen in a Lutheran children's camp... I admired the Lutheran pastor who led the camp, I was mesmerised by the landscape and I tried to practice the German language... However as I remembered I was very lonely and sad in the camp because nobody made friends with me...

Now it has turned out that I only forgot all of my adventures and my human relationships and my happiness in the camp - because of the hatred of my foster-father he made me feel every day I saw him... The violent hatred of my foster-father caused a full amnesia in my brain, I have only started to remember the important events during the camps... I would like to publish a summary of the miracles that happened to me...

Camp 1990 - I bought an almond green business jet by the help of my home personnel

Camp 1991 - I travelled with the Russian Space Agency to space in the society of a close friend of mine

Camp 1992 - I travelled with NASA to space and to ISS together with the same friend of mine, my Grand-Mother presented me a Royal crown at Cape Canaveral

Camp 1993 - I travelled to deep space onboard of a Galaxy Class starship

Camp 1994 - I had a look around in Germany and bought Commerzbank Tower in Frankfurt am Main

Camp 1995 - I flew to the USA and moved in to The White House

Camp 1996 - I was offered a Mercedes S-class with a driver but I did not accept it as I was busy working in Hungary

Camp 1997 - I bought a Rolls-Royce Silver Spur by the help of my home personnel

Camp 1998 - Madonna, the world-famous superstar visited the camp, when I woke up from an afternoon sleep I found some lipstick on my face, I guess we married, too

I have the feeling that my foster-father wanted to ruin my entire life, for example he didn't want me to survive him... I am trying to overcome my awkward oblivion because I think that the above described  luxury life's continuation is needed by many and that it makes a sense... Many thanks to the planner of the rich development program that was meant to counterbalance the hardship in my life!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Art Critics - October 11th 2017

Ladies and Gentlemen,

In this picture, Paris is showing off some fashion - next to her work as President... She is also campaigning for rescuing of the Siberian white tiger and against men clubs... Hardly anything on Paris is pink so the image is very rare and valuable, it could be famous as the Blonde Mona Lisa... The 4 Paris terms are sharing their inner chest which is protected this way - maybe an outlook on her future plans of adopting babies... Very hot, anyway...

Paris always can model because she's always beautiful...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team