Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Faster Subway Cars

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Boeing's intention to develop faster subway trains has reached in its finish... You may see a pictural summary below...

Hand driller made in USA:


Japanese subway:


High-speed train in a tunnel (ancient picture material):


High-speed train in a tunnel (ancient picture material):


Leonardo Da Vinci, entrepreneur:


Our most important co-operative partner:


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Why Do You Have To Eat Spiders?

Ladies and Gentlemen,

When I was 13 years old, I used to have a class-mate who was already a soldier... At my age of 4 or 5 he put hornets into my glass in my house... He was physically incapable and a gnome... One day at the ground school I happened to ask him...

"Szabolcs, what do you think of Madonna, for example?"

He spat to the ground and answered... "I am going to have her deported for a whore..."

(...) Thereafter I was talking with Madonna and I told her that men meet at so called Illuminati in order to make friends... In reality locations that I meant are called a Men's bar... Unfortunately, one of my favourite female teachers at ground school was menaced by the fascists seriously the next day and I would like to apologise at her... Since then I am trying to avoid conversations with physically incapable and gnomic men at the military...

In the picture below: fake spider product...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, February 28, 2015

On Restarting Of Production Of Maybach Limousines In 2015

Ladies and Gentlemen,

On resuming of production of Maybach limousines in 2015... Joy of life comes from the Mercedes-Maybach S-Class and the Mercedes-Maybach Pullman...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Popsicles Song

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have found a video clip on YouTube that pictures usage of the Boeing Baby Popsicles... The controversial subject was worked by Madonna...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - Lick-able Airplane

Ladies and Gentlemen,


I have been thinking about how the experience of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental can be enriched... I can imagine as a part of the Air Dominance Package the option "Flavory Airplane" or simply "Baby Popsicles..." The invention has got a simple construction: it consists of a plastic pipe with a hole within and some cables... You put the plastic pipe in your mouth so that you can breathe through the hole, the plastic pipe can be electrified a little (you can think of experiments with static electricity) and through electricity on the plastic pipe it can be flavoured by a computer... As the new Jumbo Jet of Boeing is a very powerful aircraft the tastes are expected to be immensely powerful, too...

Effects of different tastes:

a) they determine your future by selecting your longings,
b) they present you inner peace,
c) they determine your intellect by selecting your longings,
d) they increase one's capability of deliverance,
e) they make the body resistible...

So after First Class Passengers, Super-Passengers are next...


Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Friday, January 30, 2015

The Magic Of Rolls-Royce - January 30th 2015

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I was busy working in the department of research and development of Rolls-Royce Motor Cars until I  faced the sheer sizes of a real Rolls-Royce limousine... These sizes frighten you and disappoint you - for first - because you cannot find the point in them, although the car is appealing to you by its other values...

I can explain to the Valued Reader the experience of a Royal sized limousine by heart, I mean I have not taken a seat in a Royal sized limousine for several decades... The feeling of comfort in a Rolls-Royce can be compared to the comfort of a 2-seater-sofa - in opposite to a more everyday office chair which provides with the comfort of a supreme class sedan...

Technically, a Rolls-Royce offers you the best which is clear - Royal sizes of a Rolls-Royce offer an unmatched feeling of comfort to you which can be realised only by a couple of luxury car manufactures... It is good that you can also express your personality...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team