Ladies and Gentlemen,
Emergency looked like this 20 years ago:
"Is there a pilot among you?"
"Yes, there is!"
"And is there a doctor among you, as well?"
"Yes, there is!"
"Then everything is all right..."
Emergency nowadays:
"Is there a producer among you?"
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Monday, January 3, 2011
La Femme Luxury Aircraft Concepts
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The growing number of my girlfriends and their special needs made the Airbus A380 Shuttle La Femme and the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental Shuttle La Femme concepts necessary...
"What does it mean that the aircraft is going to fly a parabolic trajectory in 3 minutes?"
"It means that we are going to experience weightlessness for a few seconds..."
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
The growing number of my girlfriends and their special needs made the Airbus A380 Shuttle La Femme and the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental Shuttle La Femme concepts necessary...
"What does it mean that the aircraft is going to fly a parabolic trajectory in 3 minutes?"
"It means that we are going to experience weightlessness for a few seconds..."
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Our Animal Friends - 3 Suggestions
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I suggest that animals have an own Parliament after all - they must live in a significantly different world and they must have more or less different problems, too...
I also suggest that the 90% Rule is used in the Animal Parliament - that means only animals can participate at the Animal Parliament that are at least to 90% similar to humans: it doesn't make a sense to make a Parliament in an other way... Being an animal of prey means for example a minus of 5% - while being the meal of humans means another minus of 5%... Because you cannot really eat your conversation partner and you have got to keep up connections to the world of humans as well...
Furthermore I suggest that at least one member should represent every genus - for example the snake the disgusting raptiles or the bee and the ant the insects...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
I suggest that animals have an own Parliament after all - they must live in a significantly different world and they must have more or less different problems, too...
I also suggest that the 90% Rule is used in the Animal Parliament - that means only animals can participate at the Animal Parliament that are at least to 90% similar to humans: it doesn't make a sense to make a Parliament in an other way... Being an animal of prey means for example a minus of 5% - while being the meal of humans means another minus of 5%... Because you cannot really eat your conversation partner and you have got to keep up connections to the world of humans as well...
Furthermore I suggest that at least one member should represent every genus - for example the snake the disgusting raptiles or the bee and the ant the insects...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Our Animal Friends
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Recent experiments with dolphins have shown that dolphins are as intelligent as we think in general about them... Sci-fi movies even deal with the topic of making dolphins members of the U.N.O.
However other species can be also intelligent - but many of them are animals of prey... How can lions be a member of the U.N.O. when they eat impalas? Or how could sharks be a member of the U.N.O. when they eat even humans? Not to mention that I am disgusted by raptiles and octopuses and spyders...
It is still possible that these animals are as intelligent as dolphins only that they are animals of prey and we project our aggression into them that means we only think that these animals of prey are less intelligent than animals that eat plants or only smaller fish in a discret way (like dolphins)...
Or what about some domesticated animals like dogs and horses - that are commonly known as very intelligent? And what about chickens and geese that are our victims so to say? You can deal with pork bellies at the stock exchange but you just ignore swine in the politics...
That means the stance of animals could be an eternal question of the world, too... Intelligence vs. nutrition...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Recent experiments with dolphins have shown that dolphins are as intelligent as we think in general about them... Sci-fi movies even deal with the topic of making dolphins members of the U.N.O.
However other species can be also intelligent - but many of them are animals of prey... How can lions be a member of the U.N.O. when they eat impalas? Or how could sharks be a member of the U.N.O. when they eat even humans? Not to mention that I am disgusted by raptiles and octopuses and spyders...
It is still possible that these animals are as intelligent as dolphins only that they are animals of prey and we project our aggression into them that means we only think that these animals of prey are less intelligent than animals that eat plants or only smaller fish in a discret way (like dolphins)...
Or what about some domesticated animals like dogs and horses - that are commonly known as very intelligent? And what about chickens and geese that are our victims so to say? You can deal with pork bellies at the stock exchange but you just ignore swine in the politics...
That means the stance of animals could be an eternal question of the world, too... Intelligence vs. nutrition...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Project For Cutting Costs January 2nd 2011
Ladies and Gentlemen,
O.k., if nobody wants to live underneath the ice cupola of Antarctica then it's going to be the Private Continent of the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families... The Private Continent could mean:
a) more security - without bodyguards;
b) more luxury - comfort, romance and individuality without limits;
c) more sustainability - new land without regrets...
The price offer to the Seller: the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax of 2010... And then we could call our smaller yachts Antarctica 1, 2, 3 etc. Think twice because we could possibly make the ice cupola at some points transparent...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
O.k., if nobody wants to live underneath the ice cupola of Antarctica then it's going to be the Private Continent of the Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families... The Private Continent could mean:
a) more security - without bodyguards;
b) more luxury - comfort, romance and individuality without limits;
c) more sustainability - new land without regrets...
The price offer to the Seller: the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax of 2010... And then we could call our smaller yachts Antarctica 1, 2, 3 etc. Think twice because we could possibly make the ice cupola at some points transparent...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
My Interpretation Of The Bible
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families don't intend to pay the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax in the century in which Jesus Christ returns on Earth and makes all the dead people resurrect... Because all dead humans have got a bank deposit that is going to be paid with interests on the day of their resurrection - as far as I know... The resurrected are going to cause immense general happiness and support their families - this is another reason why the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax was an exaggaration...
I don't want to commit blasphemy, of course and I don't want to hurt the feelings of anybody either... However I believe that Jesus Christ is going to return on Earth one day and that all dead humans have got kind of a life insurance, as well...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
The Wolfinger-Boeing and De la Mikula families don't intend to pay the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax in the century in which Jesus Christ returns on Earth and makes all the dead people resurrect... Because all dead humans have got a bank deposit that is going to be paid with interests on the day of their resurrection - as far as I know... The resurrected are going to cause immense general happiness and support their families - this is another reason why the Wolfinger-Boeing Tax was an exaggaration...
I don't want to commit blasphemy, of course and I don't want to hurt the feelings of anybody either... However I believe that Jesus Christ is going to return on Earth one day and that all dead humans have got kind of a life insurance, as well...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
My Will
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Hereby I would like to publish a few basic regulations about my heritage:
a) my brothers and my sister can only inherite my offices;
b) my wife, Berta and her 2 brothers, Gunar and Gustav can only inherite my fortune;
c) my children automaticly inherite both my offices and my fortune - in an order determined by my wife;
d) my best friends cannot inherite anything from me: neither stocks, nor money, nor offices, nor real estate - however they and their successors have to be supported by my children in a respectful way until eternity...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Hereby I would like to publish a few basic regulations about my heritage:
a) my brothers and my sister can only inherite my offices;
b) my wife, Berta and her 2 brothers, Gunar and Gustav can only inherite my fortune;
c) my children automaticly inherite both my offices and my fortune - in an order determined by my wife;
d) my best friends cannot inherite anything from me: neither stocks, nor money, nor offices, nor real estate - however they and their successors have to be supported by my children in a respectful way until eternity...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
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