Ladies and Gentlemen,
They are coming... Now that you have got money crimes can be punished by money... Instead of going to jail... Maximally 50% of your incomes in a year can be taken as long as maximally 30 years...
Humans don't commit crimes if it's only possible... That's what I believe in...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Ladies and Gentlemen,
The radar detector system was developed and first dispatched during WWII so that the British could better protect Great-Britain against the Nazis... WWII was fought and the good guys won but the radar detector system remained existent in many military and civilian applications... There is a radar for example in the bow of every passenger jet for the sake of safety...
Electric cars and the hydrogen infrastructure are being developed and available to customers because Planet Earth has been threatened by a disaster of climate because of the greenhouse-effect caused by fascists... The enemy has been defeated and I think the climate is as it used to be before the 1990's but according to me electric cars and the hydrogen infrastructure could remain in use in our everyday life... Not as if I was afraid of fascists so much but electric cars and the hydrogen business could protect mankind in many ways against the enemy...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I often think that I am 50 years old now and I have 10 more years to work and thereafter I'm going to die... This is an emotional disease called lethargy... According to latest surveys a big part of mankind suffers from this disease... The reason for this illness is that mankind has very bad experiences with serious criminals - so you only want to die silently and you don't have many more expectations from life...
Lethargy is the denial of emotions... You would think this is a mild disease but in reality it is the hotbed for the worst physical sicknesses such as diabetes and cancer... Lethargy can be cured by looking for human connections... When you are healed by human connections you will need some money - obviously to spend on your loved ones and on yourself... Lethargy can be also understood as an emotional projection of poverty...
You can receive EUR 100,000.00 a year from Royalty for losing overweight and preventing other diseases by sports... I have the idea that you could also get this aid if you suffer from lethargy in order to cure the emotional disease and to prevent resulting bodily sicknesses... I wish you good healing!
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Ladies and Gentlemen,
1) I think it is nowadays far easier to become a billionaire than it was a couple of decades ago... And billionaires are much richer than they used to be... This must be a result of globalisation as there is in 21st Century the whole global market for selling products... (source: YouTube)
2) There is a trouble with the German network of hydrogen supply after an accident a few months ago... Actually you need a lot to travel by hydrogen-fuelled cars:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It happened over 20 years ago that my foster-father told me a joke... "You are old enough to drive a car... But our car is not old enough to be driven by you..." Very funny... That day I broke my driving license into pieces... I was many times at psychiatry so my driving license had been withdrawn anyway... I acquired a driving license in 1997 so that I can drive a car in a children's camp in picturesque Austria...
I have collected the premium car labels I know:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I'd like to present EUR 100,000.00 in a year to those who had a difficult childhood and attend a psychotherapy... 2 comments:
1) You don't have to verify your therapy in any way... You only state you "attend a therapy" and my computer and/or administration believe it...
2) You can also finance other medical treatments than psychotherapy on the above mentioned support...
More comments:
3) This and other benefits of mine are also valid for aliens...
4) As I am the state, too and husband-therapists should pay taxes, too in their own interest, husband-therapists could be imposed a tax on by me... The tax rate is 1 Eurocent on 1 quantity unit... Of course, this is kind of a honorarium... (source: Audience)
5) I would like to levy a Royal tax on waterparks as well... The tax rate is 1 Eurocent on 1 entrance ticket...
6) This has been my contribution to the subject of public health - others can try their luck as well...
I wish you good healing!
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Obviously I spend lots of time by planning my future... I plan buildings and cars and the schedule of my life... However I don't feel guilty because of day-dreaming... How is that possible?
It is my experience that if anything is well-planned it has got much more chance to succeed... If you cannot plan infinitely you can return to traditions... If you cannot plan things at all you might face a disaster...
According to me development goes as follows... You have to honestly criticise products... What is good you can keep and what is faulty you have to change...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Royal Residences in Hungary:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
What is "craftsmanship"?
It is skill in a particular craft... It is also the quality of design and work shown in something made by hand, artistry...
Who is a "craftsman"?
He is one who is highly skilled at one's trade, an artisan or artificer...
What is "crafts"?
It is industrial art...
(source: various dictionaries and Google Translator)
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Ladies and Gentlemen,
When you are a King and have a large family some things are for free... Such as:
It is marvellous to belong to human society...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Don't believe that I don't like animals... I have stated many times that humans are superior to animals - which is obvious - but I still think animals are loveable... There are disgusting, ugly and frightening animals but I think these are the exceptions... I'm certain that animals can think and speak and these areas should be studied...
Human intellectual performance can be only explained by supernatural concepts... Human remembrance seems to be infinite and our speed of thinking is often faster than that of a computer... If these supernatural phenomenons appear in case of animals, too then they are capable of thinking in a similar way like humans can... This could be examined like human brain activity, fully without probes, of course...
I think that the language of animals is similar to when you listen to a computer program on a tape recorder... So the speech of animals could be studied and analised by computers... The language of animals is according to me a kind of buzzing but this buzzing could contain lots of information...
If you understand the thinking and language of animals better you could understand the role animals play in the world somewhere between plants and humans better, too...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Ladies and Gentlemen,
As society and science develop (people get richer and richer and smarter and smarter) new enterprises are created because enterprises organise the life of people just like the legal system or the police do... New enterprises have to be levied taxes on so that they don't belong to the wilderness but to the state - enjoying the security and guidance a state can provide...
So scientists and inventors also have to be levied taxes on according to their incomes so that they belong to the respected citizens of a country... Scientists and inventors will not only have to pay income taxes but a modest Royal tax as well in order to experience a redundancy in security and guidance... The Royal tax on the profit of scientists and inventors will be 1 Eurocent on 100 Euros of income...
Wilderness means loneliness, disease and crime - I hope I will be able to protect you from all of these...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Here you have my ideas for new Maybach Zeppelin models... I would like to make Maybach Zeppelin models even more exciting than they were...
Tech specs:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Here you have my ideas for new Maybach 57S and Maybach 62S models... With the new model generation I would like to give a little more meaning to the Maybach S models - they should be fuelled by hydrogen...
Tech specs:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Here you have my ideas for new Maybach 57 and Maybach 62 models... I start from that the Maybach 57 and 62 models of 2002 had an ingenious design both aesthetically and technically and only a little evolution is needed... I'd like to turn the Maybach 57 and 62 models into a tradition...
Tech specs:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I would like to express my opinion on the debate between Hungary and the European Union... I can identify myself with the thoughts contained in a poem of János Arany, a great Hungarian poet of 19th Century... Maybe Google Translator can help you understand the poem...
Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team
- Arany János -
Hajdanában, amikor még
Így beszélt a magyar ember:
Ha per, úgymond, hadd legyen per!
(Ami nem volt épen oly rég) -
Valahol a Tiszaháton
Élt egy gazda: Pál barátom,
S Péter, annak tőszomszédja;
Rólok szól e rövid példa.
Péter és Pál (tudjuk) nyárban
Összeférnek a naptárban,
Könnyü nekik ott szerényen
Megárulni egy gyékényen;
Hanem a mi Péter-Pálunk
Háza körűl mást találunk:
Zenebonát, örök patvart,
Majd felfordítják az udvart;
Rossz szomszédság: török átok,
S ők nem igen jó barátok.
Ha a Pál kéménye füstöl,
Péter attól mindjár’ tüszköl;
Ellenben a Péter tyukja
Ha kapargál
A szegény Pál
Háza falát majd kirugja;
Ebből aztán lesz hadd-el-hadd,
Mely a kert alá is elhat!
Ez sem enged, az se hagyja,
S a két ház kicsínye, nagyja
Összehorgolnak keményen,
Mint kutyájok a sövényen
Innen és túl összeugat
S eszi mérgében a lyukat.
De, hogy a dologra térjek,
Emberemlékezet óta
Állott egy magas diófa,
Díszeűl a Pál kertjének.
A szomszédba nyult egy ága,
Melyet Péter, minthogy róla
A dió is odahulla,
Bölcsen eltűrt, le nem vága.
Történt pedig egy vasárnap,
Hogy a fentírt fülemile
Ép’ a közös galyra üle,
Azt szemelvén ki oltárnak,
Honnan Istent jókor reggel
Magasztalja szép énekkel:
Megköszönve a napot,
Melyre, im, felvirradott.
A sugárt és harmatot,
A szellőt és illatot;
A fát, melynek lombja zöld,
A fészket, hol párja költ,
Az örömet, mely teli
Szivecskéjét elteli;
Szóval, ami benne él
S mit körében lát, szemlél,
Azt a pompát, fényt és szint,
Mely dicsőség
- Semmi kétség -
Ő érte
Jött létre
Csupán ő érette, mind!
Elannyira, hogy Pál gazda,
Ki gyönyörrel ott hallgatta,
Így kiáltott örömében:
„Istenem uram,
Beh szépen
Fütyöl ez az én madaram!”
„Kendé bizony az árnyéka!
Mert olyat mondok, hogy még a...”
Hangzik átal a sövényen
Egy goromba szó keményen.
„Hát kié - pattogja Pál -
Mikor az én fámra száll?”
„De az én portámon zengett:
Hogy illetné a fütty kendet!”
Pál nem hagyja: őtet uccse!
Péter ordit: ő meg úgyse!
Többrül többre, szórul szóra,
Majd szitokra, majd karóra,
Majd mogorván
Átugorván
Ölre mennek, hajba kapnak;
Örömére a szent napnak
Egymást ugyan vérbe-fagyba, -
Hanem a just mégsem hagyva.
Pál azonban bosszut forral,
És ahogy van, véres orral
Megy panaszra, bírót búsit,
S melyet a vérszenny tanúsit
A bántalmat előadja.
Jogát, úgymond, ő nem hagyja,
Inkább fölmegy a királyig
Térden csúszva: de a füttyöt,
Mely az ős diófárul jött,
Nem engedi, nem! halálig.
Nyomatékul egy tallért dob
Az igazság mérlegébe,
Mit a biró csúsztat a jobb
Oldalon levő zsebébe.
Pétert sem hagyá pihenni
A nagy ártatlan igazság:
Nem rest a biróhoz menni
Hogy panaszát meghallgassák.
Így s úgy történt, - elbeszéli,
Övé a fütty, ő azt véli:
Nincs vármegye,
Ki elvegye,
Nincsen törvény, nem lehet per,
Hisz azt látja Isten, ember! -
De, hogy a beszédet össze
Annál jobb rendben illessze,
Az ütlegből sokat elvesz
És a joghoz egy tallért tesz,
Mely is a birói zsebben
Bal felől, a szív iránt,
Meghuzódik a legszebben.
Felderűle a kivánt
Nap, mely a vitát eldöntse,
Hogy a fülemile-pörben
Kinek szolgál a szerencse.
Ámde a birót most cserben
Hagyja minden tudománya,
És ámbátor
Két prokátor
Minden könyvét összehányja,
S minden írást széjjeltúr is:
Ilyen ügyről,
Madárfüttyről,
Mit sem tud a corpus juris;
Mignem a biró, haraggal
Ráütvén a két zsebére
S rámutatván a két félre,
Törvényt monda e szavakkal
A szegény fülemilére:
Hallja kendtek!
Se ide nem, se oda nem
Fütyöl a madárka, hanem
(Jobb felől üt) nekem fütyöl,
(Bal felől üt) s nekem fütyöl:
Elmehetnek.
*
Milyen szép dolog, hogy már ma
Nem történik ilyes lárma,
Össze a szomszéd se zördül,
A rokonság
Csupa jóság,
Magyar ember fél a pörtül...
Nincsen osztály, nincs egyesség
Hogy szépszóval meg ne essék,
A testvérek
Összeférnek,
Felebarát
Mind jó barát:
Semmiségért megpörölni,
Vagy megenni, vagy megölni
Egymást korántsem akarja.
De hol is akadna ügyvéd
Ki a fülemile füttyét
Mai napság felvállalja!?
(1854.)
