Modern American Fairy Tale - August 16th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Once upon a time there was a Tshenkova... She was a Russian spy who came to the USA to try her luck... She was paddling at the sea over the point where she should have met her connection... Instead she met 3 sharks...

Röfi said: "I have just eaten a dolphin..."

Töfi said: "Something has come between my teeth..."

Böfi said: "Let me guide you to the nearest shore..."

You have seldom such luck... Guys!

In the picture you can see the skeleton of Angelina Jolie...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Faith - August 11th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I used to have some trouble because of this topic, too... Atom Ant is the TV-series based on the movie "Jesus of Nazareth..." Atom Ant is Jesus Christ...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Dior Holiday Fashion 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Men's Sweater and Men's Outer Wear for Dior... I missed to publish these design ideas for 4,800 and 3,000 years, respectively...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

This Is Too Good, The World Is Not Yet Ready For It - August 10th 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

3, 2, 1, 0... We are switching to Starship Enterprise that is a tractor spacecraft (it is forbidden to tow anything in space)... Here you have the crew:

Beverly Crusher: "Come on, let me take out your tonsils..."
Counsellor Diana Troy: "Now you are right..."
First Officer Riker: "Go in peace, your sins are forgiven..."
First Engineer Geordi LaForge: President of the USA
Deputy Officer Data: "You're frozen, when your heart's not open..."
Guinan: not there in this episode...
Lt. Wesley Crusher: there are plenty of Lt. Crusher...
R2D2: appearing as a bar seat...

Jean-Luc Picard: he has got long, curly and brown hair, blue eyes and he is singing when nothing else happens...
First Security Officer Whorf: "I like him..."
Jeff Willis: he feels sorry for a poor guy...

Lwaxana Troy: she is a Romulan only she has disguised herself
Q: he has got long, curly and brown hair, blue eyes and he is singing when nothing else happens...
Britney Spears: "Action!"

2nd adventure of Starship Enterprise TNG: Bobby Ewing is resurrecting...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - The aircraft of future

Ladies and Gentlemen,

When only 16 million people live on planet Earth maximally you will need the following quantities of airplanes:

150 Boeing 747       - not   1,500
150 Airbus A380     - not      300
700 Boeing 787       - not   7,000
200 Boeing 737       - not 20,000 and so on...

Fewer airplanes mean less abuse of airplanes, less abuse of aircraft manufacturers and more convenience through more attractive airplanes... The De la Mikula family can be called lucky with only 10 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental airliners as private jets...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental - The Situation In Russia

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Over 2, 500 years ago it was so cold in Russia (approx. 110 degrees Celsius below the freezing point, in the winter 50 degrees Celsius colder) that no humans were able to survive in that territory... Naturally not even the enemies of mankind were able to survive in Russia...

All buildings beyond the historic territory of Hungary were constructed strictly by robots (malenkii robot) - for a warmer future... It was planned that humans were able to move to Russia when average temperatures reach 70 degrees Celsius below the freezing point, they had been able to live in houses heated by some nuclear power...

I don't know who is living in Russia at the moment... Maybe it a few courageous humans, maybe it is the enemies of mankind who are also heated by some nuclear power...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Women In Space 2014

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I found out why I was being tortured in 18th Century... The reason was my cartoon "Women In Space..." After I had published my cartoon I was declared "an inverted and decayed person" but this bad rumour was not everything I had to suffer from...

My former wife is keen on space travel and the men who she gets close to have to travel to space... It is very silent men who support her...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team