Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Luxury-Spy June 1st 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The "BAROCK PACKAGE" of The Boeing Company tries to unite the comfort of modern super first class cabins with the high passenger capacity typical for the Boeing 747 Family... The Barock Package also aims to make the iconic Jumbo Jet the most expensive airliner of its class...

a) On the Economy and Business classes the aisles are separated by thick velvet curtains from the seat rows and the seat rows are separated by Japanese silk handheld fans from each other... These barock style elements intend to increase silence and privacy...
b) On the First class where the seats are already separated from each other rich flower garlands decorate the space, such as christal lights and a fountain...

By the consequent usage of barock technologies all this luxury is possible without a meaningful reduction of the seat numbers - so the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental can transport over 460 passengers in a typical 3 class configuration...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Deep Space Exploration

Ladies and Gentlemen,

According to the latest news on the website of NASA the motivated little team aims to reach and to explore not less than deep space... Low Earth Orbit can be left behind to the private sector... I don't think this is bad...

The high-capacity and comfortable Space Shuttle can return when you can build runways and launch facilities on habitable stone planets... But deep space exploration is absolutely 21st Century...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Sunday, May 22, 2011

Breakthrough (SATC 2)

Ladies and Gentlemen,

So according to the latest astrological and physical researches there is - without doubt - a dark force in the universe which is even stronger than gravity and which makes entire galaxies drift apart from each other at accelerating speeds...

Now if this dark force is as strong as to carry galaxies at higher and higher speeds then it could also carry spaceships that are much lighter than galaxies, of course... We should only find a way to connect to this enormous physical dark force - maybe through the research of elementary particles because:

a) the dark force must be there at the elementary and atomic levels, too;
b) nuclear physics is the only way you can grasp matter and the force within - nothing comes from outer space...

However it is also possible that you can detect the dark force in terms of a radiation in outer space... Then you should connect the spacecraft to this mighty power - and who knows what speeds you could reach...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

New Physical Force May 22nd 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I have recently discovered a new physical force called happiness... Happiness connects things and raises them to life...

Happiness can be measured by s/m2 - yes, it is the opposite of acceleration... For example, if you don't spend much time in your large apartment then you are unhappy but if you spend much time in a club with your friends then you are happy...

Of course, I also like the violet grid in the image of NASA...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team


Saturday, May 21, 2011

Fight For Peace

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Some people fight fashists and some people fight fashism... Both are correct...

I for my part am going to try to think with my spinal marrow, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Luxury-Spy May 20th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There were light-headed promises about installing swimming pools on commercial airliners in the past years - but they were not fullfilled until now... The Boeing Company is still the closest to offering a whirlpool for the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental... But what about swimming as a sport activity? Well, you could implement a small swimming pool with a strong contracurrent machine - but this solution is only meant for airport holds...

The "FLOOD TIDE PACKAGE" of Boeing provides you with the natural experince of swimming during the flight... It is known that liquids in a container keep their position because of their inert mass: if you turn around with a bowl of water the water doesn't turn with you... I guess this effect also occurs during the straight and uniform motion (flight) of an airplane: the water in the swimming pool doesn't want to follow the rest of the airliner because of its inert mass and so its surface becomes slanting... At a cruising speed of over 900 Km/h this slant must be already very meaningful so that you have to swim upward the flood tide strongly - as long as you can or want to...

The Flood Tide Package is available for the new Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Luxury-Spy May 19th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The "STAGE PACKAGE" of The Boeing Company for the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental includes a tiny stage on the main deck with spotlights, microphones and projectors in remote parts of the airplane... The little stage can be used for:

a) live music performances of all kinds;
b) chamber theatre performances;
c) portrait drawing;
d) stand-up comedy shows;
e) scientific lectures;
f) worldwide or countrywide political campaigns and debates;
g) commercial shows;
h) divines etc.

In preparation: Chinese operas that can fill out entire long-haul flights...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP May 19th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

During its 30 years of service time your private jet grows with you actually... And already before placing the order you have to think things over and over... Customers of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental must be dreaming as well...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sweden

Ladies and Gentlemen,

O.k., if you don't find it out on your own then I am going to explain you how Sweden works... You travel there in the middle of the summer and you are going to find a very pleasant - so to say "air-conditioned" - climate: the sun is shining but it is never to hot... And if you like snow and winter-sports you can travel to Sweden in the rest of the year as well - because there are mountains in Sweden, too...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

A Giant Leap For Mankind - Every Month? May 19th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

NASA - the way we like it... The daredevils of NASA fly through a cloud cover during the launch of space shuttle Endeavour (image), Earth-like exoplanet discovered (Space.com) and Earth-unlike exoplanets discovered (NASA)...

On May 19th 2011... Thank you, NASA!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Space.com

Free-Floating Planets May Be More Common Than Stars


Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Hydrogen Factory - More Efficient Clutches For Combustion Engines

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Combustion engines don't only produce transversal waves of energy (power output and torque) but longitudinal waves as well - which usually only destroy the clutch (if not hydraulic) and go to waste... This effect must occur especially at "boxer engines" in which the transversal waves created by the pistons extinguish each other but as energy doesn't get lost only transforms longitudinal waves must appear within the crankshaft... (Otherwise boxer engines could be a very interesting combination of gas turbines and combustion engines just like the "Wankel-engine...")

Now if you don't want to let the longitudinal waves destroy the clutch you can implement a wheel that stands at a right angle to the crankshaft in order to lead the energy of the longitudinal waves away from the engine and the clutch and towards the gear-box... (The energy should be transmitted from this new wheel to the usual gear-box so that there is only one mechanical gear-box in a car which means less weight, less parts and a better efficiency...)

In the end you can expect from the usage of the longitudinal waves occuring in a combustion engine:

a) a clutch of a longer life;
b) a better fuel-efficiency by using those energies which are meant to make the run of combustion engines smoother and which usually go to waste...

In a similar way you could also use the transversal waves created in gas turbines/ jet engines (in terms of the spinning exhaust gases), not only the usual longitudinal waves... The newest jet engines with a zig-zag ending used in the Boeing 747 and 787 aircraft are a very good example for increasing the efficiency of jet engines thus...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

A 21st Century Duesenberg

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Have you seen the car in the pictures below yet? It is an American and Russian cooperation, has got a modified GM-engine of 2,000 HP, is heavily armoured and can drag 5 tons or have a top speed of 250 Km/h...

I like it... Especially completed by a cute motor-boat... You can hurry to your private island or to another holiday resort... Absolutely romantic...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team






Air Force One Fleet

Ladies and Gentlemen,

As the US Presidential Airplane Air Force One shouldn't loose importance in the future among larger and larger private jets either and should remain the most prestigeous government aircraft in the world I suggest that it should grow - to a fleet... The Air Force One Fleet could include the following jets:

a) a traditional Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental in the "Pride of the Nation" livery modified to meet the requests of the First Family;
b) 10 Boeing 747-X Ecoliner VIPs for political and science staff;
c) 10 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIPs for the US Marine Corps and the US Air Force...

As one international airport is not able to host 21 large aircraft at the same time most the members of the Air Force One Fleet should stay at international airports surrounding the destination airport of the Presidential Machine... This means that the exceptional security of Air Force One was not limited to only one destination city but it spread over a much larger area... For a "3D-security" some members of the Air Force One Fleet could fly around the destination airport as well... At this moment I don't know the sense of thus increased security - but on an Earth of 10 to 30 Billion inhabitants it is just natural that you need enhanced security, too...

The lavish political and science staff should follow the Presidential Jet in order to provide with emotional protection from home and to experience the same values and questions as the President of the USA... Such a pricy fleet sounds like sending the Statue of Liberty on a world tour but it could be a good investment, too because in a world that grows furtunately stronger and stronger in all of its parts the interests of the USA also have to be represented stronger...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Realism

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Considering the very high number of our private jets in order and the very high number of yachting fans my wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing and me decided only to keep the orders for 2 mega-yachts of the size of Queen Mary 2 and to delete the order for further 2 mega-yachts...

We are looking forward to spend the winters onboard our yachts in the society of our friends and relatives...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sunday, May 15, 2011

My Imaginary Love-Affair With Madonna May 15th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My imaginary love-affair with Madonna goes on merrily... Wouldn't we make a beautiful couple?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Saturday, May 14, 2011

USA - Extended Beauty

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I haven't been to the USA yet but as the entire continent is not much older than 500 years for the rest of the world I guess everything must be relatively new (no knight castles, no barock castles, no cathedrals, no monasteries, no popular customs, no popular art etc.) - and you are working on further innovations...

That is why I guess the USA could bear some more Christmas feeling during the whole year... Because Christmas is old and beautiful indeed - we have got maybe the most beautiful thoughts at Christmas... Now how could you miracle a Christmas mood into the USA during the whole year so that it is no junk (lie)? I suggest 3 tools:

a) fountain;
b) lonely tree with bank;
c) statue...

The point is that these tools shouldn't be at the edge of your lives and of your settlements - but in the middle of them... You can reach this effect by simply having many of the above tools in the country... You could also collect them into theme parks: the Hydrogen Factory Gardens...

Visit: Santa Claus Live

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, May 13, 2011

Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP May 13th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My first concept of a Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental VIP is really very popular among the visitors of my Blog and aviation enthousiasts - thank you very much...

However I have come to the idea this afternoon why should we have 2 master bedrooms on the airplane when you can have a full size bed in the master bedroom in the bow - that means my wife and me could travel in the same bedroom... In the space that becomes free you could install a large lounge with an office corner (or corner office)... These modifications would make the Boeing 747-8IC VIP more cozy and more representative at the same time...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Hydrogen Factory - Clutches For Everybody

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Clutch discs are reinforced by springs - a really ingenious and simple way to make the material of the discs more flexible; clutch discs are made of very simple but strong composite materials... I think you could use such composite materials based on springs to reinforce structures everywhere: in car bodies, in airplanes or in buildings...

Two-deck airplanes where the stairs may function as springs are probably even stronger than single-deck airplanes... Or if you just don't like the curvature of the Jumbo Jet's fuselage when you remove the crown space in order to replace it by a glass cupola then you could reinforce the little bit curved fuselage by little springs in an elegant way...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

NASA Children's Camp

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Near our dream house in the USA my wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing and me also plan to build a copy of this cozy building... This time it should function as our family holiday resort and as a public children's camp... With an in-door swimming pool in the garden...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team




Sandwich-Floor May 11th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I found out that cars with a "sandwich-floor" could be the fastest cars - for more than 2 persons who want abundant space as well... But what can you carry with a sense in the sandwich-floor in a distant future when even the "alternative" driving concepts of today get smaller and smaller?

I have got an idea: you could implement 2 micro-turbines (a concept of Jaguar) in the sandwich-floor - so that these "space-marvels" for up to 7 persons become really fast... We would need more luxury cars in the future anyway, wouldn't we?

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Valued Reader May 10th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You don't seem to like me surveys that much this far - but I am so very much interested in your opinion... The Commodore 64 (I used to have one) is going to return with the original look and with a modern hardware and a modern software... I am moved to tears... Are you?

And what's more the Commodore 64 is the only home computer on the market that you can take to bed as well... Visit: Commodore USA LLC

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Luxury-Spy May 8th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

You can say without any further that the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental is an entirely new airplane on the aviation market... The iconic Jumbo Jet remained itself despite of all updates and cutting-edge technologies so it is going its own way among the large aircraft...

The Boeing 747-8IC is certainly:

a) more flexible,
b) more emotional and
c) more efficient

than any monster of the skies... However answering the demands of the growing aviation market the legendary Boeing 747 also has to grow on - which is not an easy task for the Boeing World Design Team because you have to increase capacity holding on to strickt rules created by traditions and expectations...

The Boeing Company would like to surprise the customers of very, very large aircraft by the latest development of its eternal innovative spirit: the "INVASION PACKAGE..." The Invasion Package includes next to a Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental 1 or 2 Boeing 777-300ER aircraft - providing with solutions for the 700 to well over 1000 seats market...

The main advantages of the unique Invasion Package are:

a) an unmatched redundance of all systems - that means reliability and safety;
b) an elegant and reluctant appearance of the aircraft;
c) an easy and safe handling both on the ground and in the air;
d) and an unmatched operational efficiency...

The aircraft within the Invasion Package are namely produced, certified and registered as one single airplane of the name Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental Invasion therefore their operators only have to pay the landing fee for only one very, very large aircraft at each and every international airport... Yes, actually...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Saturday, May 7, 2011

When Is A House Ever Ready

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I think now I have succeeded in connecting our sumptous and modern fleet of private jets and our traditional and romantic dream house... Ok, my wife and me want to always fly around the world on a private jet but our dream house is beautiful, too... So by a little bit of update in the classical building (a VIP Lounge instead of the Ball Room) our dream house has been enriched by a modern function matching our fleet of private jets (Airport Terminal) - while the prestigeous building remained just as livable and cozy as before...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team



Valued Reader May 7th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Mission complete! I am not only going to delete my Blogs but I am also going to toss my computers to the trash - as the electronics has reached its purpose completely... I have had a first conversation with my wife, Berta Wolfinger-Boeing on the web namely... Everything else in addition is wasted time and energy - my life has reached its climax and I am declining now... Happily!

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Friday, May 6, 2011

Solid As A Boeing

Ladies and Gentlemen,

On the aviation market you can find software and hardware and in this "final exam" of the Boeing 747-8 the hardware of the Jumbo Jet has to perform... "What is so merrily glowing/ it is the brand new Boeing/ 747-8..."

The infernal brake test also proves to me that Anglo-Saxon people have got absolutely no idea how to handle precious machinery... Just kidding... The test shown in the video below there is instead of a crash-test...

"You are leaving now Continental Europe - please wear a helmet!"

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Boeing 747-8 performs ultimate rejected takeoff (Video)

Rolls-Royce Ghost Convertible Royal

Ladies and Gentlemen,

My concept of a Rolls-Royce Ghost Convertible Royal is based technically on the Rolls-Royce Supersports Car however its top speed is electronically governed from 300 Km/h to 160 Km/h because of the sumptous soft top...

I planned 5 seats and a little stage (with disco ball) in the rear of the car for myself - however the air-conditioned "cargo space" can be equipped as individually as the customers of Rolls-Royce wish... Underneath the soft top/tent of the Rolls-Royce Ghost Convertible Royal you can accomodate a full-size bed (for those who love nature), a whirlpool (for water-fans), an office with reception area (with much contact to the outer world) or your luggage to be carried to an ocean-going vessel or to your yacht...

Of course, the Rolls-Royce Ghost Convertible Royal is inspired by the "Function Car" of Francesco Sbarro and the Rolls-Royce Phantom VI by Frua and Royle...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team





Thursday, May 5, 2011

Applied Mathematics May 5th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If tree trunks of a length of 5 Kms are impossible to develop in a laboratory then you could also cover the runways and the apron of an airport by a parquet made of wooden chips - you should only wait that it grows together and starts to live again... I think such a parquet should be alive so that it lasts longer and forms a part of the living nature actually...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Applied Mathematics May 4th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

An abundant runway of an international airport can be as long as 5 Kms and as wide as 60 meters... If a country road is 6 meters wide then a runway takes away as much land from nature as 10 x 5 = 50 Kms of country roads... A major airport can have 2 - 4 such runways (up to 200 Kms of country roads) plus the immense apron that is also covered by concrete or asphalt... Not that environmentally friendly...

However if you could let trees grow nearly horizontally so that their trunks compose a strong shell structure of a length of 5 Kms then aircraft should be able to take off and to land on them... Meanwhile the runway was a living part of nature and not an artificial desert again...

And how elegant and majestic it was if The Boeing Company didn't only produce aircraft but it also built such green airports and living runways and aprons, respectively...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Luxury-Spy May 4th 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The "BBJ FLEET PACKAGE" of Boeing means that 1 Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental and 7 - 10 Boeing Business Jets fly together as a fleet from a departure airport to a destination airport... This means that you can rent a BBJ that belongs to BBJ Fleet at extraordinary available prices because of the dramatically lowered operating costs - luxury and security are guaranteed, too...

If you like the First Class of the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental you will love the Boeing Business Jet... A cozy lounge, a conference/dining compartment and a bedroom with a bath and an office provide you with an unmatched comfort in the skies...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Monday, May 2, 2011

Development

Ladies and Gentlemen,

If there were Saints in the Lutheran religion then Martin Luther was definitely one of them...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Hydrogen Factory - Science Lab May 1st 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Hydrogen Factory proudly presents its 4th product: the force... Just kidding... Our "FLEET PACKAGE" for the Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental (the Airbus A380 airliners are already very large alone, too) simply means that a fleet of 3 - 5 aircraft flies from a departure airport to a destination airport together... The advantages are obvious:

a) increased flight security - as a fleet of airplanes means a smaller spot in the sky than 3 - 5 separated flights;
b) more luxury - as on a fleet of aircraft you have got more of everything than on one single jet;
c) better fuel efficiency - because of the trick with the center of gravity...

A fleet of 3 - 5 airliners has got a common center of gravity, too as the airplanes are orbiting each other and a common center of gravity, respectively... Now what happens if the airplanes take off? Their common center of gravity remains on the ground because the aircraft soar towards a very low Earth orbit where there is no gravity and because the common center of gravity of the airliner fleet is not within the airplanes - they don't carry it with themselves... I suppose that when the fleet of airliners reaches the cruising altitude their center of gravity on the ground dissolves because the fleet flies in a low Earth orbit where there is no gravity... When the fleet wants to land and the airplanes descend they are leaving weightlessness, too and a common center of gravity is formed somewhere on the ground made of the vectors of negative acceleration and of growing gravity...

The "FLEET PACKAGE" is available with Hydrogen Factory at the usual terms and conditions of our contracts... Powered by Artificial Factory...

Best wishes, Joseph de la Mikula and Team